A/N: I was going to wait until I finished 'Truths' before I updated this but since there is only one chapter to go it can't hurt to update it now.
Disclaimer- I do not own NCIS or any of the NCIS characters. But I do in fact own any other characters I may introduce and any story's I use for the truths. I am own the story line (or at least the questions with the particular answers and the dares) and if you copy anything you do so at your own risk! I am harmless really! :D x
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It was going to be a long day at NCIS, the quietness of the day was unbearable. All everyone had to do was paper-work. It was as if all the criminals were on holiday! Everyone was wishing for something to happen but then they felt guilty afterwards.
Everyone in the bullpen looked up when they heard the Director's door click. Silently staring at her as she walked along the cat walk. They had nothing else better to do then follow her with their eyes as she walked down the stairs and headed for the middle of the bullpen and to Special Agent Gibbs' desk. Everyone strained their ears to try and eavesdrop into the conversation.
"Special Agent Gibbs, still no cases?" She asked, getting bored of the amount of paper-work she had to sign from his team.
"Nope, it is going to be a boring day, there is nothing to do. We have finished our paper-work," Gibbs told her, he was well and truly bored.
"Really?" Jenny asked, she was shocked. They couldn't leave work until at least 5pm as it was NCIS policy and it was only 10am.
"Yep," Gibbs replied.
It was then that Tony decided to butt into their conversation, "Director, I know we are not allowed to go but well, us guys have done our paper-work and Abby, Ducky and Palmer have nothing to do. Can't we just all meet up in the lab or somewhere?" Tony asked, he knew he was pushing his luck.
"Special Agent DiNozzo, what do you plan to do when you meet up?" Jenny said and then with a smirk added, "And why didn't you include me in this meet-up?"
Gibbs laughed, Jenny wasn't someone you could easily leave out.
"I don't know play a game, have you got any ideas? Also it was an open invitation, the all in included you," Tony said.
Jenny was very bored, she could sign the paper-work another day, "Okay, I am in, get Abby to meet us in autopsy. Ducky has no visitors."
Tony nodded while McGee called Abby, you could hear her excitement through the phone enough though it wasn't on loud speaker. Then they all headed to autopsy.
Once everyone was in autopsy they sat in a circle. "So DiNozzo, this was your idea, what do you want to play?" Jenny asked him.
"I don't know, has anyone else got any ideas?" Tony asked.
Everyone was silent for a second, deep in thought but then Abby broke the silence, "How about Truth or Dare?"
Her suggestion was followed by numerous nodded and mummers from the rest of the team, truth or dare is a very fun and interesting way to past the time.
"How do we choose whose turn it is?" McGee asked.
"Has anyone got a bottle?" Abby asked, "We could do Truth or Dare- Spin the Bottle Style."
"One second," Ducky said and he went to his desk and picked up his empty drinks bottle from yesterday and then walked back to the circle, "Will this do?"
"Perfect!" Abby exclaimed and she took the bottle and placed it in the middle of the circle.
Then she started to explain the game, "I am sure you have all played Truth or Dare before, but you probably haven't played it Abby style or Spin the Bottle style." Everyone nodded, "Since it was my idea, I spin the bottle first. I ask whoever it lands on if they want a truth or a dare and then I either ask them a question or give them a dare. If they don't want to answer the question or do the dare they have to spin the bottle again and have to kiss- on the lips- whoever it lands on." Everyone nodded at this, some people were regretting that they said they would play while others were trying to hold back laughs, "Then that person spins the bottle to choose the next player and so on."
"Right so let's play!" Abby exclaimed as she put her hand on the glass drinks bottle and twisted it with her wrist. It spun round three times before it started to slow. Everyone's eyes were following it, secretly hoping it wouldn't choose them. It went past McGee, Tony, Palmer, Ducky, Jenny, Gibbs, Abby, and then landed on Ziva.
Everyone look at Ziva. If she wasn't so good at hiding her emotions you would have seen a very nervous person. But Ziva, being Ziva, looked calm and collected.
"Truth or dare?" Abby asked.
The ex-Mossad assassin surprised herself with what she chose, "Truth," she told her friend. Regretting it slightly, she wasn't one to reveal her secrets.
"What would you miss most about NCIS if you had to leave?" Abby asked.
Ziva then subconsciously answered, "Tony." Then after realising what she had said she continued, "You. Jenny. Gibbs. Ducky. McGee. Palmer. Everyone really." She tried to cover her tracks but the damage had been done. Abby noticed her slip up. Even if no one else did.
Everyone smiled. Happy that Ziva would miss them.
"Anyway, it is my turn to twist the bottle, right?" Ziva asked.
"Yes Ziva, but it's spin the bottle," Abby said. Laughing at her friends mistake.
"Spin. Twist. Tomato. Tomahto." Ziva said, causing her friends to laugh, at least she got that saying right.
Then Ziva spun the bottle, wondering who it would land on. It went round two times. Slowed down. Then landed on... Abby! "Ha, payback!..." Ziva muttered to herself, then asked, "Truth or dare?"
"I choose dare!" Abby said, a smirk plastered on her face.
"Okay, prank call..." Ziva started, trying to think who Abby should prank call, "Someone of Tony's choice."
Abby nodded and then turned to Tony who said, "I choose Lieutenant Colonel Hollis Man."
This made Abby laugh and Jenny smile. Jenny hated Hollis and would love to see her prank called.
"I still have her number from when we were working together," Abby told then, "But what do I say?"
"Anything," Ziva told her.
Abby loved prank calls. She whipped her mobile out and put in '*67' to make the call anonymous so that Abby's name or number won't come up on the caller ID and then she put in Hollis number. She put the call on loud speaker and then called the number.
After three rings Hollis answered. "Hello?" Hollis asked into the phone.
Abby put on a sales person voice, "Hello Ms Mann, your new McLaren F1 is now ready to be picked up and a total amount of $970,000 has been taken from the bank account."
Abby was struggling not to burst out laughing and the team were watching and listening from the other side of the room, scared to come any closer in case they laugh any louder.
"Pardon, I didn't buy a new car," Hollis told who she thought was a sales person.
"You are Ms Hollis Mann, are you not?" Abby asked, after taking a deep breath in an attempt to calm down.
"Yes I am," Hollis said.
"Well then you did buy a new car and it is ready and waiting," Abby told a now frustrated Hollis, "It has been sprayed bright pink and the windows have been tinted black, just like you ordered.
"I don't even like the colour pink!" Hollis shouted, in a fit of anger and frustration. Everyone was now laughing even harder. This was one of the funniest prank calls ever! This time even Abby burst out laughing causing Hollis to catch onto the prank, "Wait this is a prank call!"
Before Abby could be questioned she hung up.
After a few minutes everyone's laughing had subsided and Tony began to talk, "Abby, you are aware that the McLaren F1 is the fourth most expensive car in the world, right?"
"Of course I am Tony, I was going to say she had bought a Bugatti Veyron Super Sports car but since that is the most expensive car and costs $2,400,000, I thought it would be a little too unbelievable!" Abby told him.
"I think she was about to have a heart attack!" Ziva said and everyone nodded and laughed. No one really like Hollis much.
"It was so funny how high her voice went!" Palmer and McGee said in unison.
"And when she said 'I don't even like the colour pink!', I thought I was going to die of laughter!" Jenny exclaimed, she really hated Hollis.
"I never knew prank calls could be so fun!" Ducky said, still laughing slightly.
"If she found out it was us she would kill us but she won't because your voice did not sound like you Abs," Gibbs said, Abby had sounded so un-Abby like that he wouldn't even recognise her voice!
"Thank you! Thank you!" Abby said bowing, "Anyway let's get back into the circle and spin the bottle!"
Everyone sat back in the circle. Abby put her and on the clear white glass J2O bottle and with a flick of her wrist she expertly spun it.
Everyone's eyes followed the bottle as it spun once. Twice. Three times. They were mesmerised. It was as if the rhythmic spinning of the bottle was somehow hypnotising them. Some were hoping not to get chosen by the superior being that was the J2O bottle, while other wanted to be chosen.
As it slowed down many of the participant held their breath, not baring to look at who got chosen, while others looked at the bottle eagerly. Finally it stopped and landed on... Tony!
The classic DiNozzo grin made it's appearance on Tony's face. He was one of those people who loved truth or dare.
"Truth or dare?" Abby asked.
"Dare!" Tony said, he loved dares!
"Good choice Tony! Now, kiss the person who you would most like to kiss in this room... on the lips!" A chorus of 'Oooh''s and 'Ahhh''s and giggles followed. While the DiNozzo grin disappeared and Tony turned bright red.
After a bit of hesitation Tony stood up and went to where McGee and Ziva were sitting, he motioned for McGee to move up and promptly sat in between his two co-workers. Then he leaned nearer to McGee pretending to be about to kiss him while McGee moved further back, away from his deranged co-worker. Then Tony spoke, "Joke!" and turned and planted a kiss on Ziva's lips. To his surprise she kissed him back. Then, after being deprived from oxygen for too long they broke apart and received a Gibbs-slap each.
"Hey, what was that for? It was a dare, its not like I couldn't do it!" Tony whined, although he still felt faint.
"He was the one who kissed me!" Ziva moaned, although her heart was secretly melting.
"Rule 12! Ziva you kissed back! It's obvious you both enjoyed it." Gibbs said, adamant that they would not break rule 12.
"Jethro, live a little! The heart wants what the heart wants and not even your stupid rule 12 can stop it!" Jenny told him, causing him to go silence. He secretly knew she was right. She had explained just how he felt for her.
A/N: Hahaha! Thanks for reading.
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