All The Love In The World
Once a prick always a prick
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Despite being created by the greatest Witches and Wizards of the day, the hogwarts express gave a decidedly bumpy ride. It was a particularly violent jolt, that sent the door of the compartment sliding open and Remus Lupin flying through headfirst, after returning from a prefect meeting.
"Remus, my man. Wonderful as it is to see you again, can you get your head out of my lap? Please, this is doing nothing for my reputation."
"Believe me Sirius, I would if I could, unfortunately, my hair is stuck in your zipper. And exactly what reputation would this be? Yours as a serial heterosexual and otherwise womaniser?"
"Yep, and I have a serious reputation to uphold there so if you wouldn't mind…"
It was at that precise moment that Paige Eleanor Mundi walked in. Small, but athletically built, she sported coal black hair that would look nice should it ever make acquaintance with a brush. Her face, with strong cheekbones, straight nose and otherwise angular features, was softened somewhat by large grey eyes. Large eyes that widened at the position in which she found Sirius and Remus.
"Okay, I'm gonna walk out of here, when I return in one minute, you two will have sorted yourselves out and this won't be mentioned again." She turned on her heel, long black braid flying and left the compartment.
Sirius sent a pleading look across the compartment to his friend James Potter who was regarding the scene with glee. James raised his eyebrows.
"Need some help?"
"Would be appreciated."
"Sorry, having too much fun watching."
"Prick." Sirius muttered under his breath as he set about untangling Remus from his crotch.
"And proud of it." Said James, running a hand through already messy black hair.
"News of the century." Stated Paige as she walked through into her compartment. The slim redhead who was looking out the window turned and regarded her with green eyes, raising an eyebrow.
"Do tell."
"I just walked in on Remus Lupin with his head in Sirius's crotch."
"So, Sirius is gay?" They exchanged a doubtful look.
"Maybe bi is more likely…" suggested Maddy Quiller, a quiet, slightly bookish looking blond who never the less, provided great entertainment for everyone. The girls giggled.
"Anyway, James has grown again over the summer, he's now catching up with Sirius," Paige began.
"Don't get me started," said Lily
"You really think we want to hear you start ranting ag-"
"I hate that guy!"
"Too late," muttered Maddy.
"This could take a while, Lily?"
"He's so arrogant!"
"Lily?"
"And not even that good looking, I really don't get what girls see in him, he's just a self obsessed prick, and you know what they say…"
"Lily!"
"Once a prick always a prick…"
" Okay, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to this Lily…" warned Paige.
SLAP!
"Owwww!" howled Lily, "What was that for?"
"You were going into rant mode again."
"Oh god, guys I'm sorry, I just can't control myself when it comes to James Potter."
Back down the other end of the train James Ciaran Potter looked up. He was classically good looking, with messy coal black hair, hazel eyes normally behind glasses, though at the moment he was contacts, and a thin pale face. His body was fluid and athletic with the slow, easy muscles of someone who had been born with them, and never had to work to keep in shape.
"My ears are burning, someone's talking about me…wonder if it's Evans…" he got up and strode out into the aisle.
Sirius Black looked up, and brushed his floppy dark hair out of chocolate brown eyes. He looked over at Remus.
"You know, I really thought he was over this."
"One of these days Padfoot old friend, one of these days…"
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