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This is my first story in english, so if you go to my profile, you'll see I'm from Venezuela, a tiny country in southamerica. If is there any misspelling or something looks weird when you read it, please, please tell me, there's always room for improvements.
A little thing I wanted to give myself for my birthday (February first!) :D
"So, Doct-"
"No."
"I haven't said anything!"
"You just did."
"Haha, very funny."
"I know. Time Lords are very funny."
"I should've kept the cat, he, at least, was ginger."
"Oi! That was mean."
"I know. Humans can be very mean sometimes."
"I get your point."
"Good."
"I was thinking th-"
"Stop it."
"What? Why?"
"The thinking. It can hurt you."
"Oh really?"
"Yes."
"What about you?"
"My mind is far more superior than yours."
"Don't bring the 'stupid ape thing' now, Doctor."
"Never."
"Don't you think London weather looks lovely today?"
"I suppose so."
"We should visit mum."
"But we visited her last week."
"So?"
"So I don't want you and the TARDIS to make fun of me because my pants doesn't fit me for half an hour."
"Shut it! The old girl and I were doing random noises when you were complaining about your pants."
"They didn't fit me! Your mother wants me to not be able to fly the TARDIS of overweight."
"That's not true. You're skinnier than me!"
"You are perfect, Rose."
"…"
"Thank you. But still!"
"Are you going to drink that?"
"Yeah."
"But I like bananas!"
"I like bananas too. You are not the Lord of Bananas."
"I might be, you know"
"You are not the Lord of Bananas, Doctor"
"You're right, it's silly. What about 'Doctor of Bananas'?"
"Is even sillier. If you can be 'Doctor of Bananas', I want to be 'Rose of Bananas'"
"Well, Rose of Bananas, that would make you my wife"
"…"
"Maybe"
"Maybe"
"…"
"So, Doctor, do they really captured you by putting you to sleep?"
"Rose!"
"What?"
"You are not getting honeymoon!"
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