In Toon Manor; Lincoln was sitting in the attic reading some Thor comics in only his underwear.
"Now this is perfect." said Lincoln.
Then some crunching sounds were heard.
Lincoln looked around bot kept on reading his comic.
The crunching sounds were heard again.
Lincoln groaned.
"I can't do anything in peace anymore." said Lincoln.
He climbed out of the attic and opened up a door, revealing Randy was eating some potato chips.
"Hey, cut it out." said Lincoln.
Randy stopped eating the chips and turned to Randy.
"I'm bored." said Randy.
He looked down and became shocked.
"Are you in your underwear?" said Randy.
"I like reading comics in my underwear it's comfy." Explained Lincoln.
Randy shook his head.
"Now will you stop eating so loud?" said Lincoln.
Randy did some thinking.
"No." said Randy.
Then an explosion happened outside the mansion, shocking the two.
"What the juice was that?" said Randy.
Outside the mansion; a ton of smoke cleared off and Eddy was covered in soot coughing.
"Note to self, never mix chemicals unless you know what they are." said Eddy.
He fainted.
Sonic then appeared and saw everything.
"Dude, don't people know that they can get arrested for creating chemical warfare at home?" said Sonic.
Eddy became shocked.
"Uh oh." said Eddy.
"And local law enforcement won't do that." said Sonic.
Eddy sighed.
"Thank goodness for that." said Eddy.
"It'll be the CIA." said Sonic.
Eddy gulped.
"Well I'm out of here." said Eddy.
"KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE!" yelled Lincoln's voice.
Eddy is shocked.
He looked at a doorway to see an angry Lincoln and Randy.
"I'M TRYING TO READ COMICS!" yelled Lincoln.
"The underwear gives it away Lincoln." said Sonic.
Lincoln is mad.
"Quiet." said Lincoln.
"I would, but I've got a snarky comment all the time." said Sonic.
Then everyone looked at the swimming pool to see two snorkels poking out before Edd and Sky in scuba gear emerged from it.
Sonic smiled.
"Glad I'm not in there." said Sonic.
The two teens climbed out of the pool before removing their goggles and snorkels.
"And that is why people should always wear goggles in the Olympics no matter how professional they might be." said Edd.
"I see your point." said Sky.
Lincoln groaned.
"It's never going to be quiet enough." said Lincoln.
Edd looked at Lincoln.
"I'm not much for being involved in other people's business, but why're you in your underwear?" said Edd.
"He was reading comics." said Randy.
Edd became very shocked.
"Well what'd you expect, he does that every time. Has he no shame?" said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"I wonder that." said Edd.
Then Ed appeared while loudly sucking on two jawbreakers.
Lincoln is beyond pissed now.
"THAT'S IT!" He shouted. "EVERYONE BE QUIET OR I'LL EXPLODE!"
Eddy scoffed.
"A Loud telling us to be quiet? How original." said Eddy, "How about we up the ante?"
Lincoln became confused as Shawn and Jasmine appeared.
"How so?" said Lincoln.
"Whoever out of this whole group can stay quiet the longest gets their choice of fast food, while the losers have to pay for it." said Eddy.
Everyone smiled.
"Deal." everyone said.
"Being quiet starts, now." said Lincoln.
Later; Sonic was in his bedroom and stared doing some thinking.
"Well I'm surely at a loss right now. Everyone's going to try and get me to speak by giving me a good reason to make a snarky comment, but I won't put up for it. If only I could find a way to stay mute for a while." Sonic thought.
He then became shocked.
"That's it." Sonic thought.
He rubbed his darkspine ring before disappearing and reappearing with his classic counterpart.
Classic Sonic became confused.
Sonic pulled his phone out and started doing some typing before showing his silent counterpart what he typed down.
The phone had a message saying 'Some friends of mine are trying to get each other to break their silence to get some fast food. I need you to pose as me for a while and stay quiet since that's your specialty.'
Classic Sonic nodded.
Sonic then pulled out an ID mask before putting it on his classic counterpart, making him look like himself.
Classic Sonic walked off.
Sonic chuckled.
"Game's in the bag." said Sonic.
He sat down on his bed and started playing Angry Birds on his phone.
In the living room; the others were sitting on the couch watching the news.
"And in other news, the government shutdown is still greatly infecting tons of people who have taken to the streets and started rioting and stealing stuff." Tom Tucker's voice said.
Classic Sonic entered the room and sat down.
The others noticed it.
Randy pulled out his phone and typed something down before revealing his message saying 'People are rioting due to the government shutdown.'
Classic Sonic simply nodded.
Randy became confused and typed more stuff down before revealing the message 'What, no snarky comment?'
Classic Sonic raised his arms up.
Randy face palmed himself before turning to Eddy and nugging him.
The scammer turned to Randy in confusion.
"What?" Eddy mouthed.
"How about an alliance, you and me both try to get Sonic to speak, and in return, we both agree on a fast food place." Randy mouthed.
Eddy smiled.
"Deal." Eddy mouthed.
The two shook hands but failed to notice that they each had their fingers crossed behind their backs.
Interview Gag
First was Eddy.
He showed a text that said 'Ain't no way I'm going to trust the Norrisville Ninja. I'll just betray him first chance I get.'
"Foolproof." said Eddy.
Then a buzzing sound was heard, shocking Eddy.
"Crude, I failed." said Eddy.
Lastly was Randy who just snickered without making a sound.
He then showed a text that said 'Eddy clearly forgot the rule that talking in interview gags counts as a failure.'
End Interview Gag
Classic Sonic walked into the kitchen and started going through the fridge.
He pulled out a can of soda before he drank it all.
Eddy looked at him and chuckled as everyone else noticed.
"Ain't no way he'll be able to be quiet after that huge drink." Eddy said quietly.
But then a burping sound was heard, supposedly coming from upstairs.
Everyone became shocked.
"Huh, that was weird." said Eddy.
Interview Gag
Classic Sonic held up a ventriloquist dummy and made it's mouth move around.
The hedgehog nodded and held up a sign that said 'I can throw my bodily functions like a ventriloquist.'
End Interview Gag
Classic Sonic then pulled out a slice of lasagna from the fridge.
The hedgehog nodded and grabbed a fork before he began eating it.
He then looked around and saw cheese and got some and put some on the lasagna.
Edd typed something down on his phone before showing the message to the others which said 'This is going to be a challenge.'
He then shook his head.
Classic Sonic ate some of his lasagna before managing to throw a fart that sounded like it came from outside.
The others became shocked.
Lincoln pulled out his phone and typed something down before revealing what he typed 'He's mocking us.'
He then shook his head and walked off.