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A/N: Well isn't this an interesting little fic? I don't know where it came from, but it's amusing and chock full of shonen-ai implications. Also lots of love to FireHedgeHog for helping me come up with a title.

Warnings: Shonen-ai of the Blank/Zidane and randomness galore. Flames shall be laughed at and then iced.

Challenge: Blank, Zidane, Crossdressing.

"Yo, Blank!" Zidane shouted as they were getting into their costumes, the redhead in question looking up as he buckled the many belts of his costumes. Zidane strode over to him, one hand keeping his strapless dress from falling to the floor and revealing several interesting bits. "Zip me up." He demands as he comes to a stop in front of Blank and turns around.
Blank stares at Zidane's bare back for a moment and shakes his head, grinning as he hooks the top of the material together. Zidane shivers as he searches for the zipper, cursing the makers for making it so small.

"Have you put on weight?" Blank asks, tugging the zipper upwards as far as he can. Zidane growls, the fabric of the skirt twitching as his tail thrashes beneath. The redheaded thief chuckles under his breath as the zipper slowly makes it's jerky way up Zidane's back.

"Shut up Blank, you've never had to wear one of these tiny, uncomfortable dresses." Zidane snarls, the movements of his tail under the fabric getting more violent. Blank grins, sending the blonde a teasing look that he can't see as he finishes zipping Zidane up.

"Of course, but that's only because I'm not pretty like a girl." Blank snickers, as Zidane spins around, spitting like a hellcat. He punches the thief in the arm and hisses as Blank throws his arms up in surrender, still laughing. He laughs even more as the blonde huffs and turns around, pouting like a three-year old.

Blank blinks, noticing that something wasn't quite right about this picture. Other than the fact that Zidane was in a dress… He studies Zidane's form for a second and then coughs out a laugh, his face going red. Zidane looks at him and raises an eyebrow.

"What? Is Ruby wandering around naked again?" Zidane asks, looking around the room curiously. Blank coughs again and points discreetly at Zidane's torso.

"You seem to have forgotten your…err… how to say this…chest." Blank says, pointing at the curious flatness of Zidane's bodice. The blonde in question blinks and looks down, paling slightly as he looks back up at the redhead.

"Do you think anyone will notice?" He asks hopefully, not really looking forward to finding something fleshy colored to stuff in his top. Blank shakes his head and gives in to his laughter as Zidane swears loudly and goes to find Ruby.

TBC

BloodyChaos: "I seem to be doing a lot of drabble fics lately, partly because I'm being lazy again."

Zach: "Since when are you not lazy?"

BloodyChaos: "Good Question, anyways if you liked it please review ."