Forgotten Pasts


Inuyasha walked and picked up the ball that the villagers had just 'generously' given to him. He turned around and saw his mother. He dropped the ball and hugged her as he started to cry, if had not been for the onion taped to Inuyasha's back that sesshomaru had sneakly had puton earlier. His mother let go and ran away into a lake from the smell, which explains how she died.Inuyasha turned around and saw sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru looked at the drowning woman. He threw a jar of peanut butter at her and laughed evilly. Inuyasha flew upwards, where he met Envy, who was using his palm tree hair to fly like a bird. Inuyasha then fell and screamed. "I'm fallllling!"

Koga opened his arms and smiled. "Inuyasha, my darling, I have you!" he said lovingly. Inuyasha fell in his arms, but then brought out a needle with botox and pierced him in the face.Koga's smile stretched from ear to ear, so much, that his ears popped off. "Ahh, my nose!" koga said, as micheal jackson did an 'iron reaver' on him.

All of a sudden, Sam poofed out of nowhere and flew up to Envy. She got on his back. "Wheee!" she yelled as they flewthrough the air. Miroku suddenly appearedand ran towardsthe lake. He thrashed off his clothes and screamed, "skinny-dipping!" as he did a cannon-ball in the water. Sango ran towards the lake as well. She got out a butter knife and buttered herself as she jumped off the waterfall nearby.

sesshomaru seeing all of this broke into rap:

"Yo, im a demon

It's really coo,

i dont like inuyasha, though,

he's a big foo"

he stopped and then picked up rin. "tu tu rin attack!" he said, throwing rin at inuyasha, totally missing. "you jerk!" rin said slapping sesshomaru.

"hey" said shippo to kirara. "Lets play catch with an H-bomb!" Shippo threw it to kirara, but she coundn't catch, so...

BOOM! Then everyone died.

The End.