Hey, hey, hey I'm back with one of those crazy one-shots! Yay! I've been in happy mood lately and I wish it'll never end. Ok, so, with this one-shot don't think too much about the details…I just want to write the funny parts and there was no way around it.
Yes, I know, Sadly, I don't own Twilight. But if I did then in breaking dawn, someone would've died.
Again, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE DETAILS.
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Narrator's POV:
Edward, Emmett and Jasper were in a real pickle. They got caught up with some weird tribe who looks like they would eat them. Literally or not.
How they ended up there was a rather…tense and uncomfortable topic, not rather to be shared to the public for their sake and the listener's.
They were silently sitting when the tribe leader, Vladimir, stood up in one jerking move, pointed in the direction of the three and said:
"Bring ten pieces of a fruit!" he boomed.
The three were confused with the instruction but nonetheless, did it.
Jasper was the first one to return, bringing with him ten oranges.
"Insert the oranges through his butt, and if he cries out, whimper, laugh or even utter a word-kill him, if not, he goes free." Vladimir sneered with a wicked grin.
The first fruit was inserted and Jasper cried out in pain, he was then, killed.
The second one to return was Edward, along with ten pieces of grapes.
"Insert the grapes through his ass, and if he cries out in pain, laugh, cry or even utter a word-kill him, if not, he goes free." The leader ordered, again.
The first fruit, Edward kept still, the same on the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on….but on the last piece, he laughed. Immediately, he was killed.
Then, Jasper met up with Edward in heaven…
"Hey, Ed. What happened? You were so close, why did you laugh?" Jasper asked.
Edward laughed again, remembering why. "Because I saw Emmett, comming back, holding ten watermelons."
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