My Darling My Rockstar
The Troublesome Trio (Draco, Pansy, and Blaise) stepped into the club ready to have a night of fun. Both the boys hoping someone would avert Ms. Parkinskank's attention so they could have some real fun. Just because their parents made them include her did not mean they couldn't ditch her. Of course being the highlight of the wizarding world Malfoys, Zabinis, and Parkinsons did NOT wait in line. With poise in tact they headed through the door in front of many waiting guest to give the club a once over. Tonight was the night for undiscovered talent to get their chance on stage an impress some big shot wit their vocal skills. Of course it was heaven to the two boys. Even the Pansy had her a little something to do. Where hot female wanna be entertainers go, boys will follow. Pansy walked off to the bar in thinking that the goofy, duck like, big wild kingdom stroll she was strutting was a sexy saunter. Meanwhile Draco and Blaise made their way over to a table sniggering at Pansy's peg leg chicken walk.
Their sentiments being I'm so sexy I will let the girls come to me.
" Draco, do you think anyone good'll be up there tonight?" Blaise asked curiously thinking. The people here may have been sexy, but that didn't hide their lack of talent.
" Don't know, don't care really. Long as I leave here with at least five girls an arm I'm good."
Meanwhile backstage at Club Caliente…
" Seriously Lav, you think I can do it?" Hermione asked nervously. After Hermione and Lavender got past the whole Ron situation they were inseparable.
" Relax chica. You know you can blow, so stop playing yourself and go out there and do ya thing. Lavender offered annoyed that friend's lack of confidence.
" And now presenting our much anticipated act of the evening. The showstopper, chart topper, head knocker. The woman you have heard of, listened to and love, and for all you fellas fantasized of… Maliciosa a.k.a, Hermione Granger.
" Ah Blaise it's the mudblood. His should be good!" said a suddenly interested Draco.
" Yea it sill be for you. Just not the way you think." Whispered Blaise. He just so happened to know Hermione had the voice of a thousand angels.
Hermione glided on stage as the music began to pulse from the speakers, ready to give the performance of a lifetime. In the front row was the big time producer Big Mac. Owner and CEO of Ruff Edgez Muzik ENT.
The music of Pink's U & Ur Hand blasted through the speakers as every male in the room sat mesmerized at the erotic mamacita on the staged pounded out the words to the number one club hit.
Neither Draco, Blaise, nor Pansy could believe the change in Hermione. This wasn't bookworm, mudblood, beaver faced, lecture giving Granger. This was someone totally new. Both of the boys loved her. Appearently the crowd did to. When she finished singing everyone was going crazy.
I don't know this knew Granger is, but I have got to meet her. Blaise and Draco thought in unison.
" Hey Granger", they both said together.
" Excuse me Draco, but I need to have a word with Granger," he said roughly as they rammed into each other trying to get to Hermione.
" Of course, after me my friend," he replied arrogantly.
" To right you are my friend. After me," he said in a huff.
" Why do you even want to Granger so badly?" Asked a angry Draco.
" Why do you? You don't even use her first name?" retorted an annoyed Blaise. He elbowed Draco in the ribs and made a break for the very fussed over future pop star.
So he wants to play dirty does he? He is going to pay for that. Granger will be mine.