"We've been ordered to bring Hizashi to receive the Caged Bird seal." an older member of the Branch house said imperiously as he walked into the nursery in which the Head of the clan's twin sons were kept.
"Which one was Hizashi again?" the caretaker who had been chasing a pair of identical brats asked, looking back and forth between the two identically naked boys who'd just stripped themselves out of their not-quite-identical clothing yet again.
"He's the one with the freckles on his butt." one of the other caretakers who was picking up Hizashi's clothing said.
"Wait, I thought Hiashi was the one with the freckles, that's why I've been..." one of the other caretakers who happened to be picking up Hiashi's clothing.
"Um," one of the men who'd been ordered to retrieve the younger twin said. "They've both got freckles on their butts."
"Oh shi..."
"So, how are we going to do this?"
"Eenie Meenie Minie Mo?"