Chapter 1: Bookworminess

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A/N: This is written as a note passed between Hermione and Ginny. Hermione is Italics, Ginny is Regular. Later, Ron is Bold Italics, and Harry is Bold.Thanks to my bestiest friend, Twilightprincess4681, who wrote the part of Ginny! I wuv my Ginny!

4/18/99

I can't believe you're taking AP DADA.

Pssht... I've got connections.

Yeah...okay. Ugh...I'm starting to get bored with theory.

I know...It's a good thing I've got you to brush me up on it before the exam, since you've already read the whole bloody textbook.

You just keep going, Gin. You know how much I love taunting.

Taunting? Who's taunting? I'm simply stating the truth.

So maybe I have read the book. It was good!

Good?! Dear Merlin, you've reached a whole new level of bookworminess. There is no way in HELL that a textbook could possibly be good!

It was informational! I learned things that I wouldn't have even thought of trying!

Well, I don't give damn if it is informational or not. Anything I'll really need to know, I'll learn from my schmexy boyfriend.

Then why are you even here? (As a side note: I don't appreciate hearing how "schmexy" my brother is. I think Ron is the schmexiest man that ever lived.)

-gagging- I really didn't need to hear that. I am forced to be here so I don't get detention and lose precious snog time.

I mean, why did you choose to take this class? If you "don't give a damn"?

So I can have a class with you and Harry. -smiles mischievously- besides, it gives me more time to convert you to the Dark Side. MWHAHAHAHA!

-blinks- Dark Side? Oh, and Ron's in here too, you know.

The side of procrastination! -laughs devilishly- Oh and Ron's a wanker so he doesn't count.

Your brother is not a wanker. Well, not Ron, anyway. I don't think he has to.

Are you implying something, Miss Granger, or did the fact that my brother is homosexual just not come to my eyes for seventeen years?

I refuse to dignify that question with a response.

-laughs hysterically-

A/N: I figured I would start a little ficlet to update while you're waiting for other things. Thanks to my reviewers, you know how much I love you!

BTW: AP stands for Advanced Placement. I figured this class would be like an almost Auror level class for special students, who would be seventh years. But Ginny, well, she doesn't like conforming very much, does she?