A/N: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! That's right! I'm pickin' it up where I left off! So let's get this party started!!

Disclaimer: I don't own half the crap in this story so stop asking already!

MMIMDS: Hello everyone and welcome to the new season of...THE DARE SHOW! I'm your new host/author and once again we have our favorite people to dare...the Fruits Basket gang! So, how are you all?

Tohru/Momiji: Good!

Kyo/Uo: Whatever.

Hana: You have very odd waves...not like PC's...

MMIMDS: That's because I'm not PC! La Duh! PC is the orginal host/author and is totally awesome for coming up with this show!

Kyo: She's insane if you ask me.

Shigure: Now, now, Kyo: be nice. You do realize she can still review and post a dare, don't you?

Kyo: Whatever.

MMIMDS: Well, anyways, on with the first dare! I dare...Momiji to go on an anti candy diet!

Momiji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MMIMDS: Alright. Now I dare Kyo to belly dance!

Kyo: NO WAY! ARE YOU RETARDED? I AM NOT GOING TO BELLY DANCE!

MMIMDS: Yes you are. And you have to dress the part.

Kyo: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

MMIMDS: Yes I can! PC taught me her ways!

ZAP!

Kyo is dressed like a belly dancing girl and starts belly dancing.

Audience laughs.

MMIMDS: Time for another dare!

Hana: I sense trouble...

MMIMDS: Let's take one from the audience! Anyone?

Randome Audience member: Um, yeah, I dare Shigure to go on a date with Tohru, Uo to go on a date with Kyo, and Hana to go on a date with Yuki.

MMIMDS: It shall be done! Well, unfortunately they're all on dates so I guess you'll have to wait til' the next episode of THE DARE SHOW! Please review because I will use your dares! This is MMIMDS sighning of on...

Audience: THE DARE SHOW!

MMIMDS: That's right! Til next time!

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