Mirror, Mirror on the wall,

Who's the fairest of them all?

They are beautiful when they cook. Their cooking is known throughout the state to be the best. If you receive an invitation to one of their diner parties, you don't refuse. It is wonderful, and the meat is out of this world.

But it isn't cow or pork or poultry, you put in your mouth at their parties. It is people. People who were living breathing only a few days/hours/minutes before being sauteed in a dish.

Their victims are always chosen fairly. Ones who have strayed from the law, abused their spouses or kids, or were just really rude to everyone. Éponine slits their throats, and Enjolras cuts out their organs. Simple and clean, just the way they like it. Even the cops think their killings fair.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Who's the scariest of them all?

The man of red-stained marble,

or the woman of blood-covered bronze?

Both are deadly and both are fair

Dealing in their deadly affairs.