Skipper always got into so much trouble when he was at high school. Whenever the teacher would ask or tell him something, he would always reply with a comment that would make the other students laugh. It gained Skipper popularity and made him the class clown.
Here are some of the things that he had said:
1: Go SLOW
Teacher: Skipper, why are you 17 minutes late to my class?
Skipper: Because of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Skipper: You know, the one that says: "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
2: H to O
Teacher: Okay Skipper, can you tell me the chemical formula for water?
Skipper: Sure, it's: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
Teacher: What are you talking about? I asked you if you could tell me the chemical formula for water!
Skipper: I know, and I just answered for that. Remember yesterday when you told the whole class the chemical formula for water was H to O!
3: Water
Teacher: Skipper, is water good or bad for you?
Skipper: It's obviously good for you!
Teacher: So why do we drink water then?
Skipper: Well, obviously we can't eat water, so we have to drink it.
4. How Old?
Teacher: Okay Skipper, how old is your father?
Skipper: Oh, he's the same age I am!
Teacher: How is that possible, Skipper?
Skipper: Well, he only became a father when I was born!
5. Homework!
Teacher: Skipper, did you complete your homework?
Skipper: Did you grade my test?
Teacher: I have other students tests to grade!
Skipper: And I also have other teachers homework to complete!