I don't own Hetalia...disclaimeryness. This has been in my head for about six months and I've only really gotten around to putting it here now. Thanks to Bamfisawesome for giving me so many ideas and for listening to me ramble about this every Monday at college.

Prussia had done some stupid (read awesome) things in his life, one of which was crashing a world meeting with Sealand...another was hiding Hungary's Yaoi collection but without a doubt the most stupid was hiding Spain's tomatoes when Romano was visiting...well, that was the most stupid thing he'd done, until recently, when he did a succession of several stupid things.

China in comparison tried very hard not to do "Awesome" things, he did do them sometimes, but so did everyone... he liked to think that when he did do stupid things he recovered well with few of his fellow nations noticing.

but in this particular incident both Prussia and China did the same stupid thing, at the same time. And it wasn't just them who were effected.


Prussia put his feet up on the table, he knew full well what Germany thought about putting feet up on the table...but Germany wasn't at home. So here he was, sat on the sofa, feet on the table watching some random DVD that had been sent to him by Canada.

He was bored as hell...did every day need to be like this. He went to take a sip of beer. Empty. Prussia stood up and slouched to the kitchen. Bored, bored, bored, bored, boredboredboredboredbored booooooored. He got himself another beer and walked back to the living room. He'd call Canada (That was his name, right?) in the morning and let him know the film was shit. He looked out the window, A streak of light shot across the sky. Hmph, shooting star..."I just wish something interesting would happen!".


China wasn't sat at home, with his feet on the table, watching a film sent by a well meaning friend.

China was sat at home with his feet on the floor eating his favorite food and glaring at the scones that Hong Kong had made, he was furious with England for teaching him to make those stupid scones, words would need to be had with England at the next meeting because China was not best pleased.

Truth be told that was the first time in a long while that he'd seen any one of his relatives, and he was lonely, but he refused point blank to say anything about it out of sheer stubbornness and partially because he didn't want them to think he was a pathetic old man starved of attention.

He heard some yapping out side...ugh, it was late!. He opened the door to tell the dog to be quiet. Unsurprisingly the dog continued to yap incessantly. The dog reminded him a little of Japan's dog. A flash of light gained his attention. A shooting star!, he thought for a moment of what to wish for. It wasn't like it would come true anyway...he sighed "I wish I had my babies back or at least some company".


This one is only short because it's an introduction chapter, after this they get longer.