Mario was to face off against Zelda. He beat up Zelda so hard; her dress was filled with holes. Mario looks through the holes, and finds out how hot she truly is. Zelda is crying because she's losing the fight, so Mario decides to remove his overalls and shirt. Zelda sees how hot Mario is, and rips her dress open.
"Lets-a go," Mario says, as he is having a giant flaming erection from eating lots of Mushrooms and Flowers. Zelda spreads her ass as wide as possible. Link suddenly walks in, and Mario accidentally cums on him. After Link sees Mario having sex with his girl, he grabs Mario, strangles him, and cuts off his erect cock. He squirms his way out of Link's hands, but since he lost his dick, Mario is in so much pain and is taking lots of damage. He loses the fight, and it turns out Peach was watching the whole fight. Since Mario had cheated on her, Peach finds Mario's cut-off penis and puts it in Mario's mouth to suck on, like a baby sucking on a pacifier.
During Mario's break, he was in so much pain from his dick-loss situation. He asked Doc McStuffins to heal his Johnson. Sadly, McStuffins could not heal Mario's cock. Mario looked everywhere for someone to heal his penis, and saw the Breadwinners. Instead of helping him, the BWs bury Mario's cock into bread for him to eat. Thomas the Tank Engine decides to eat the Breadwinners' Mushroom Dick Sandwich. He spits it out into Mario's mouth, and Mario accidentally swallows and chokes on his half erection.
Just when Mario thinks he's going to die, Shrek sees Mario's problem. "Your troubles are ogre now," he says, and Shrek proceeds to feed Mario some swamp water to wash his dick down. His dick then grows back, and Mario decides to test his dick by raping the BWs. They are having a fun threesome, but Peach is worried about her boyfriend breaking up. She decides to fuck Shrek while Mario and the BWs are doing each other. While Peach is jealous that Mario is having a threesome, she still had fun sucking Shrek's ogre penis.
Luigi sees Peach's and Shrek's fun, and decides to join them. The only ones who weren't having fun were Thomas and McStuffins. McStuffins offers sex to Thomas, but he declines it because trains couldn't fuck. Link walks into the room, and sees Mario having sex with someone again, which causes him to believe Mario is a rapist. Link leaves a bomb to kill Mario, and everyone but Link is killed off. The only remaining body parts were the men's rock hard boners, which Link decided to eat for dinner with Zelda.
THE END