A Trip to Gritzy Desert

On a holiday, Hank Rayquaza, his wife Mew, and their son Mewtwo were going on a road trip to Gritzy Desert(part of the Mario part of the Nintendo Universe).

Mew, the most cheerful, said "Are you ready for a nice road trip, Mewtwo? My sweet Mewtwo! Oh, your so cute, I JUST WANT TO RIP OFF ARCEUS'S HEAD OFF AND PLAY BASKETBALL WITH IT!"

This terrified Rayquaza and embarresed Mewtwo.

Rayquaza soon said "Wait, doesn't Mewtwo need a car seat?"

Mew replied "If he were human, yes. But I assume he can teleport out of danger if need be."

Mewtwo was content with this as he started to tweet on his laptop.

Mew soon said "So Gritzy Desert is our destination?"

Rayquaza replied "Yep. One of the many wonders of the Mushroom Kingdom. And the only part where Toad isn't their to annoy me!"

"What about Peach's castle?" responded Mew.

"Yeah. What ABOUT Peach's castle?"

"Hey, Mewtwo, don't you want to listen to your Ipod at all?"

Mewtwo soon said "I WOULD listen to my music, mom. But you guys keep ruining every song I listen to!"

Flashback:

Location: Corneria Falls, Corneria

Mewtwo's Ipod was playing Weird Science.

"You know it's too bad that song is about a dangerous serial killer." Rayquaza said.

"Hey!" Mewtwo responded.

Another Flashback:

Location: Green Greens, Dreamland

Mewtwo's Ipod was playing Simple and Clean.

"You know it's too bad that song is about bribery with the intent of cannabilism." Mew said.

"WHAT?" Mewtwo replied.

Another, another Flashback:

Location: Gasmoxia(?)

Mewtwo was singing "Oh, Tom the Toad, why did you hop onto the road."

"You know it's too bad that song is about beastiality and necrophilia." Rayquaza and Mew said in usion.

"OMG, WTF?" snapped Mewtwo.

Today:

Mewtwo was listening to I Am (all of me).

"Hey, we just past Bowser's Castle. We're probably almost there." Mew said.

"Look, there's a billboard for the newest F-Zero race. Lets count them all. Shall we?" Rayquaza said. "That's one..."

A very long time later...

"...And that's 'pant, pant' 4,798." Rayquaza was starting to get bored.

"This is supposed to be Nintendo. How many of those are there?" protested Mew.

"This puts the Mexican drug lords to shame." replied Rayquaza.

Mewtwo soon said "This is all starting to make me hungry. Hopefully, the drive-through up there isn't Arby's. I freakin' hate that place."

Rayquaza soon said "You only hate that place because Cresselia got raped there by the waiters. You blew up the place when the waitresses tried to make out with her."

"DAD! Just tell me if you packed anything." responded Mewtwo.

"I packed some sandwiches in case this would happen!" said Mew.

"What the? Peanut butter and sardines?" Mewtwo saw the food. "My favorite! NOM NOM NOM! I feel good."

"Hey, we're there!" Rayquaza said.

"Did that sign say 'Beware poison mushrooms'?"

Mew soon reminded them "Don't worry. Physic types are super effective against Poison types. Me and you can take them on!"

The End.