Press Release
Summary: One-Shot. Draco is confronted by the press about his father's less than respectable activities and must consult with his lovely red-haired publicist. My insanity.
Disclaimer: JKR owns the two you recognize. I, sadly, am not her, just a poor college student who owns nothing, or nearly nothing except my bag of potato chips.
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"Mr. Malfoy, in light of recent events, what is your opinion of your father?" a reporter called out.
Draco Malfoy holds up a finger to indicate that he needs a moment and swings around to converse with his PR person, one Miss Ginevra Weasley.
"So what do I think about Lucius?"
"I don't know, what do you think about your father?"
"Would ass be a good word to use? Because he's the assiest ass of all the asses I know."
"A little repetitive there, how about using another word?"
"Like what?"
"Prat?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Not strong enough. He's not a prat, I'm a prat, or so you say."
"True. Git?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Still not strong enough, besides, you call me that on a daily basis and I'm not nearly as bad as him and I refuse to be lumped into the same category as him in any way shape or form."
"So, no to my two suggestions because you are a prat and a git. Okay. Well, you know, if that's your criteria, then you can't call him an ass either. You are definitely an ass."
"Are you just saying these things to insult me? I am not an ass."
"Yes, you are."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Shut up."
"Back to the topic at hand."
"What should I say?"
"Blast-ended skrewt? Hippogriff dung?"
"Seriously, now."
"I don't know. You're the one who always comes up with the scalding insults."
"How about bastard?"
"That might work."
"He is a bastard, too. Well, not in the way that his parents were never married, but just in that he is an absolutely horrible man, a bloody bastard. That works."
The publicist nodded and he turned back to the crowd of reporters.
"After careful deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that I think my father is a bloody bastard."
The crowd murmured for minute before the reporters started hounding him about something else.
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A/N: This is just my insane babblings here after a stressful week at college. Don't ask me what Lucius did or how Ginny ended up being Draco's PR person, why they actually seem to get along somewhat, or anything else, because I just don't know. I just like the banter that started randomly popping up in my head.
R R, please! Thanks!