Jimmy RainbowSprinkles is the brainchild of a bunch of fans of shonen ai that went to my panel at PortConMaine 2012. This was originally a game of MadLibs in which we as a panel came together to name the character, and fill in the respective blanks. This is the outcome.
Pleeeeeeeease, do not take this seriously.
Hi my name is Jimmy RinbowSprinkles. I'm 19 years old and I have rainbow hair, and rainbow eyes. People tell me I look like Brad Pitt, but I actually kind of don't. Anyway, so one day I was with a girlfriend of mine, peachy-chan, and we bumped into none other than Sebastian! He was carrying something heavy, it looked like tables. I helped them carry back up, and he smiled and said "Thanks for helping what's your name" But he was so beautiful, so I stomped And I said, "Uh..uh, um uh.." And my friend said, "Oh, that's just Jimmy RainbrowSprinkles." "Well, would Jjimmy RainbowSprinkles want to hang out tomorrow?" His eyes never leaving mine like purple drops of sunlight. "Holy maker of nugateee!" I could barely stammer. And then I said, "Meet you here at 69 o clock tomorrow?" And he said, "W/e time for you." Then we exchanged phone numbers and he licked me goodbye.
The next day I put on my favorite charteuse shirt and some aquirrels. I got a buzz in my aisle – it was my mom, Bulbasaur, sending me a sandwich of encouragement! It read, "Hi, Jimmy, golly gee willikers batman! Holy muffintops!" I smiled feeling a strong sense of lust and found myself walking to the cafe, where Sebastian and I would be meeting for drinks. As I approached the cafe, I'd seen Sebastian and he smiled in a most uncharacteristic fashion. "Hey, Jimmy!" He would call after, crying his arms a bit and inviting me to sit down. As I slid into the seat, the Doctor took our order – Sebastian got a tall cold one and I just got baby oil.
After we lubricated our tasty beverages we dropped our way to the park to frolick. Laughing andl acerating, he kept making moist glances at me and they made me blush a deep shade of periwinkle. He skipped against me and said violently, "Tag, you're it!" And ran away! I jiggled after him, burning and stroking as I caught up and jumped against him, dropping us both to the ground. We sparkled and locked eyes. There was that stare… that perfect, tastes-like-chicken smile as he shifted his hands, pulling my socks up. "I love you, Jimmy RainbowSprinkles." He straddled me languishly, rolling over as I flounced, "Be my seme…. forever."
TO BE CONTINUED.