As Tony finished what he was writing, Bruce finished up his sandwich. Oh, it was such a good sandwich. Too bad Tony was about to ruin it by showing him his 'song'. "There, I'm finished." Tony proclaimed, setting down his pen. Bruce took the last bite of his lunch, walking over to the writing desk where Tony sat. "Hey, I didn't know you had a writing desk down here" Bruce murmured, looking around. "Yeah... Now read it! Read it, tell me what you think!" Bruce looked down at the piece of paper, and sighed, beginning to read. Tony looked around at his basement/car garage, trying to look busy as Bruce read the entire paper filled with his weird-ass fantasies of what the angry green man was thinking while destroying Loki's... well, Loki. This is what the paper said...
I didn't want to get mad,
Even though you still say lad,
You make the world very sad,
But now I've saved the day
I saved it by throwing you,
Off of a platform or two,
I didn't need to meet you,
But I just had to throw,
You said 'I'm a g-od'',
I said, "more like a fraud"
Then you screamed a lot
And I was like 'what the hell, man?'
Hey, I just threw you,
Off a building,
But you're a half-god,
So you survived,
It's hard to look right,
At your face
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief,
Hey, I just threw you,
Off a building,
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief,
And all NY cops,
Try to chase me,
But they're not half-gods,
They pain is fatal,
You took your time when you fell,
I laughed and pointed quite well,
Cause I had so much to tell,
Other than ARG RRR GGG,
But that's the other guys job,
All I can do is just yawn,
And smash away and be brawn,
At villains in my way,
You say 'I'm a god',
I say 'You're a fraud'
Then you screamed a lot,
And I was like 'what the hell, man?'
Hey, I just threw you,
Off a building,
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief,
You're brother's like,
Screaming at me,
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief,
Hey, I just threw you,
Off a building,
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief,
And all the NY cops,
Try to chase me,
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief,
Before you came into my life
I wasn't angry,
I wasn't angry
I wasn't ang-, angry,
Before you came into my life I wasn't angry,
And you should know,
that I wasn't ang-, angry
It's hard to look right,
At your bruises,
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief
Hey, I just threw you,
Off a building,
But you're a half-god,
The pain is brief-er
And all the NY cops,
Try to chase me,
But they're not half-gods,
The pain is fatal,
Before you came into my life
I wasn't angry,
I wasn't ang- angry,
I wasn't ang- angry,
Before you came into my life
I wasn't angry,
And you should know that:
The pain is brief-er
"So... what do you think?" Tony asked. Bruce smirked. "Well... It's pretty... funny. But why you would waste your time writing about me, I don't know." Tony was blushing a bit, now. "Well, I was bored, 'cause you take too long when you're eating lunch." "Well... thanks, Tony." Bruce said, averting his eyes to the floor. And then, Steve and Thor decided to burst in and tell them how exciting it was at the video game store. "They were so neon! Asgard has never seen anything this amazing!" Thor happily babbled. 'Next time, Tony, next time.' Tony thought to himself.
A/N: Well... Tell me what you think in the comments, because I'm not really sure where to go with this. Right now, it remains a one-shot. First Avengers Fanfic, so tell me what you think!