Hey guys! This is my first story for here... It's really just dialog.. just imagine you're listening to the radio, kay?

WARNING: implied smex-ual activities, references to some boyXboy smut, and strong language.

Unbetaed, so please excuse any mistakes...

DISCLAIMER: If I owned Kingdom Hearts and all who inhabit it, then Axel would have jumped Roxas a loooong time ago, and Demyx would have been in more of 385/2 days.

For your information: Demyx talks in italics, cause he's smooth like that, Roxas talks in bold, because he is just.. awesome. And Axel talks in normal, because... well, because he's Axel.

"Hey there! Welcome back to Org. 13 on 103.8! This is Demyx, wishing everyone safe driving! It's really coming down out there, huh Roxie?"

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT?"

"Ouch, sorry Roxas!"

"Gyesh, way to break the sound barrier shrimp."

"Shut up Axel."

"Moving on, So have either of you heard about Prince William getting engaged?"

"Who hasn't? Doesn't half the world's population drool over that fine piece of British ass?"

"Way classy Axel."

"You know me Rox; I'm a classy guy~"

"WOAH! NO GROPING IN MY STUDIO GUYS! Really, you're the reason this isn't a family show."

"Like you're any better Mr. Glomps-a-lot."

"He's got a point Demyx- You do glomp people. A lot. Especially emo peopl-"

"OOOOKAY, but for reals guys, have you SEEN the world's reaction to this news?"

"What, you mean the girls sobbing in the streets?"

"Yeah."

"Then yes, we have. Pretty pathetic if you ask me."

"OH REALLY ROX? Cuz I'm pretty sure you screamed in disbelief and broken-hearted sorrow when you first heard the news."

"SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!"

"OW!"

"C'mon guyyss! No fightinggggg!"

"THEN TELL AXEL NOT TO BE AN ASSHOLE!"

"TELL ROXAS TO STOP HITTING ME!"

"I only HIT YOU because you're an ASSHOLE!"

"Really Rox? Is that the ONLY reason you hit him?"

"What?"

"Cuz I saw some pretty INTERESTING things last time I was at your place."

"What?"

"You knoooow.. like some interesting thiiiingss…"

"Demyx, you need to be more specific. Are you talking about my collection of lighters? Or Roxas's sea-salt ice cream stick collection?"

"No, though that is interesting Rox, why the heck do you KEEP them?"

"Fuck off Demyx."

"So mean!"

"STAY FOCUSED HERE! What the hell are you talking about?"

"Let's just say I say a box."

"A box? What box?

"and it was opened a bit."

"uh-huh?"

"Really Dem, what box?"

"And I saw some thingggsss…"

"In the box? WHAT BOX?"

"Was it Sora's stuff? Cuz he and Riku left some clothes at our place while they were moving into their new apartment."

"No, this was after that."

"Well, what was it?"

"Well, the box was reeed…"

"RED? Fuck, Demyx! NO!"

"Let's just say I saw a riding crop, some silk, and a school girl uniform and leave it at that!"

"DEMYX!"

"... What. The. Fuck?"

"Oh, and a certain thing that resembled a certain piece of male anatomy. And lube. Lots of lube."

"shit."

"What? Was it a seeecret Axxy? You shouldn't keep seeeecrets from your boyfriend AND your Best friend!"

"shitshitshitshitshit, I think you broke Roxas!"

"Psh, It's not my fault you're a closet creep!"

"ROX? ROXAS? CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

"What's with his face? It's going all red, is he choking?"

"FUCK, ROX! DON'T CHOKE!"

"IDIOT, DON'T SHAKE ME!"

"OW! Well soOrrY for being concerned!"

"What's wrong Rox? Do you (snork) like it rough? (snork)"

"…."

"OOOh, he's going red again!"

"Rox? Are you pissed at me?"

"One question."

"Shoot."

"What size is the outfit?"

"EEEEEEW! C'MON GUYS, NOT ON MY SHOW!"

Ta-da! My first ever post here! I feels special, gotta say~! Ha, I dunno, I just want to get up to 5 stories so I can apply to be a beta. I'm good at Beta-ing. unless it's my own work. Isn't that weird? I always find OTHER people's grammar mistakes and have ideas for how they might want to say somethng differently, but when it comes to my own stuff, I wont notice it until after its posted or whatever! weeeeird!

Reviews would be appreciated, gotta admit! Should I do more radio sessions with these guys, and maybe other characters as well? Who? suggestions plz? kthnkx!

OH, and do you like the Radio station? Org. 13 at 103.8. teehee, that's 13 and 8! (AKUROKU! MWAHAHA!) I wanted it to be 103 because that just sounds better. I could have just done 138.9 (Roxas, Axel, and Demyx) but I think 103.8 just SOUNDS better, ya know? I dunno, now I'm full of doubt! GAH!

Well, I'll be going now. Hugs and Worship,

Sarah!