Cooking was one of the many things they spy knew how to do. But out of all the things he didn't know how to get his pest of a lover to stop snuggling him and kissing his neck while he made chocolate fudge.
"C'mon spook, the bloody fudge can wait till later"
The gore obsessed man kissed and nipped at the back of his lover's covered neck, pulling the balaclava back slightly.
"Non, et cannot…"
He was simply combining the ingredients together anyway, after that not much was needed to do, if only this annoyed excuse of a partner would let him go.
"Yeah it can"
"Non et cannot, bushman"
He heard a sickly chuckle, and the other's head nuzzling his, the spy enjoyed it when the sniper was in a good mood but not when he was doing something like this; then he just got annoying.
"Yer doin this ta tease me, aren't ya?"
"For once in my life, non-darling I think not"
He felt the hands around his waist move a bit to give his slender hips a tight squeeze, making him chuckle a little himself.
"It's been a long day fer the both of us, spook woi dontcha come ta bed already"
He felt the other's hips roll and grind behind him suggestively, feeling the forming hardness against his backside.
"Spook c'mon, come ta bed…please"
Leaning down he kissed the neck sweetly again, trying his hardest to hide his sexual frustration, earning him giggles and chuckles
"Ya think this so funneh…"
He growled into the Frenchman's ear
"Just wait, yer gonna be screamin moi name as oi fu-"
He was interrupted by the a sudden intrusion of sweetness that burst into his mouth, the other's lips pressed against his, the sweetness of chocolate fudge infecting every single taste bud all thoughts of sex vanished from his train of thought too concentrated on tasting the sweet tasting, sugary fudge.
Their lips parted and as they did, he lapped up the rest of the chocolate covering the Frenchman's lips.
"'ow es et?"
"Bloody, delicious…"
The gentle man chuckled again, caressing his lover's beard-covered face
"Now…ef 'ou be patient enough I may give 'ou some more tonight"
The spy commented suggestively, seeing his partner's ears turn bright red.