The Diary of Two Yaoi Fangirls
Summary: In which Sakura and Tenten discover the wonders of Yaoi, and fall in love.
Note: Erm, yeah. This sorta just popped into my mind, and it's sort of (Read: made entirely of) crack. BUT! I love this story, so I hope you, my dear minions, will too.
Author: INFINITE INK. –Fear my awesomeness-
Disclaimer: Whoops, turns out I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, oh well.
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Dear Diary,
We're innocent, I swear. THEY'RE the guilty ones, not us.
Seriously, dude, it is SO not our fault. They're the ones who pulled us in.
RIGHT? Like, how were we supposed to withstand the awesomeness that is Yaoi? Uh, that's right, we weren't.
I KNOW! And plus, it's sort of hard not to fall in love when all of these potential (and sexy. Don't forget sexy. Don't interrupt me.) couples that are surrounding us. –especially /nosebleed/ NejiSasu-
Oh gosh, NejiSasu. Sweet mama, that is just…WOW.
Right? Imagine Neji and Sasuke having this hot make-out session right in front of us. Like, WOAH, that would be AMAZING. (Me thinks I know what I'm going to tell Santa to give me for Christmas)
That would be…I don't think I should finish that sentence. Santa won't give us our NejiSasu present if we're being…naughty. /wink/
Oh, yeah. I forgot that we've gotta be good. Whoops, guess we gotta wait 'till next year.
WHY? We didn't do anything THAT bad this year…I think.
Sakura, did you forget the whipped cream and chocolate syrup incident?
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GROSS, SAK! You're nose friggin bled on the page. Like, really, EWWW!
Yeah, well, you did IT with Kankuro on my Spongebob rug last year. I think we're even.
…Shut up. WE WERE DRUNK! –and you promised not to talk about that-
Whatever. I still have nightmares about that, YOU DESERVE TO BE REMINDED.
We were talking about NejiSasu.
You suck at changing the subject.
Not as much as Sasuke likes to SUCK Neji's #$~*$.
Haha. Woah, we need to get them drunk and videotape that.
Totally….WAIT A MINUTE! Who do you think the Uke is in the relationship?
Most likely Sasuke. He's younger than Neji by a year. The younger one is NEVER in control. (Plus his name is SasUKE)
Actually the younger one is in control sometimes. Like with ItaKisa. I'm pretty sure that Itachi is in the driver's seat for that one.
…ItaKisa is a…special case…
UGH, STOP UN-PROVING MY POINT!
(Plus, I totally ship ItaDei so SHUT UP. Itachi belongs with Deidara NOT Kisame!)
NO WAY, SISTA! DEIDARA GOES WITH SASORI!
No, hun, you've got it ALL wrong. Deidara goes with both; he's a PIMP like that. (ItaDeiSaso FTW!)
True dat, homie. But…it seems we've forgotten all about ShikaHidan in this discussion.
WAT U TALKIN' 'BOUT? We did NOT forget; I just simply despise the couple.
…!.. Excuse you? ShikaHidan is AWESOMENESS!
Hidan killed Shikamaru's sensei AND Shikamaru buried Hidan alive. They obviously despise each other.
Poor, poor, Sakura. Hidan OBVIOUSLY killed Asuma out of jealousy. He simply thought that Shikamaru was cheating on him with Asuma.
What about when Shikamaru buried Hidan alive? Hmmm?
…Sexual tension.
That is not 'sexual tension'. NaruSasu is SEXUAL TENSION. Durrrr…
Whatevs. NejiSasu is better than NaruSasu anyway. (Sak, the definition of sexual tension was that fight between you and Sasori. So shut up.)
I know that, dummy. NejiSasu beats all other couples!...except, maybe, KibaNaru. (AND THE FIGHT WAS NOT SEXUAL TENSION, DANG IT! I HATE HIM!)
OH YESSS~ KibaNaru…think of all that…PASSION! (It SO was sexual tension. You both TOTALLY wanted to feel each other up.)
OMG. I would kill for a tape of that stuff. (You mean like how you and Kankuro TOTALLY wanna feel each other up AGAIN.)
Right. GAWSH. The thoughts of that are enough to get me excited. (DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TALK ABOT THAT!)
Ten…Do you think we might be obsessed…? (What-the fudge-Ever. You know it's true. And not just any type of true, but Kakashi3Iruka true, too.)
…No…Maybe…Yes…(Dude, nothing is truer than IruKaka, especially me and /shiver/ Kankuro.)
Dude, let's stop writing before this gets out of hand. (mhmm.)
Good idea. Wanna go get some ramen? (UGH.)
Sure.
Your friends,
Sakura and Tenten
Xoxoxo-YAOI ROX-Xoxoxo
Shino awkwardly closed the sparkly purple notebook and slowly walked out of the room, swearing to never EVER go into the room of either Tenten or Sakura.
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-Ink