Mary-Sue, Edward and a Pizza Guy called Carter

by ApolloRox

What happens when two mental people read 'My Immortal' and get a CRAZY idea? This is it! Follow the adventures of a Mary-Sue, Percabeth, Tratie, A Gay Malcolm, and a Bi Drew as they stumble upon everything random. NO DAMNED PLOT!, Mild course language, Rated T cause we're paranoid and is most likely to make you say WTF? At times like a 4 year old ADD kid on a sugar rush!

1. Chapter 1

Ok, guys first 'fic here. So yeah I hope you enjoy it.

Just a few things that you need to know:

1. Any A/N's are formally known as Edward (I'm weird like that)

2. This story is a join 'fic between Moi (ApolloRox) and Penguinstar

3. This is purely a crack 'fic - created merely for our sick minds and flamers - created after reading 'My Immortal' (But nothing could be that bad!)

Hi, I'm Meghan Michel'lina Starlena Olympia Ambrosia Mae Collins,

[Meg, for short] - Yes, thank you Edward.

...you may recognise me from the lead role in the more important musicals of my school [or the twisted minds of such writers, formally known as ApolloRox and Penguinstar]. I go to Clarion Ladies Academy. In my peers opinions, I'm, in their words not mine, 'The Best'.

Yeah, I'm popular, I get A+++'s in every class, I'm the captain of every girls sport, and I've also been voted 'School's Hottest' three years in a row!

Not that I'm bragging or anything!

Everyone loves me, I get along with all the populars and all the computer nerds. I have long blonde hair, with natural blonde tips down to my waist and absolutely dazzling blue eyes that change colour with my moods.

My best friends are considered the 'Hotsyetts' because they are the 'followers' of the school's 'Hotsy' a.k.a...moi.

Now, as I said before I'm not bragging!

I'm not perfect to any degree!

[and I'm a Mary-Sue] - Shut up, Edward. I am not a Mary-Sue! As I was saying:

And I am so not an attention seeker!

The only person that seems to hate me is a, excuse my language, slut of a whore, Rachel. Elizabeth. Dare! [Cue dramatic thunder] - Shut up, Edward.

I don't get why she hates me, I mean, it's not my fault she smells like snakes or her hair is so frizzy that people can stick three paper planes in it with out her noticing, or that she had and 'episode' in the middle of Latin, saying a bunch of random gibberish, in rhyme, I might add, about whichever Roman hero we were discussing. But, seriously, who does she think she is?

She just waltzes in here and what?, thinks that she can take over everything, just because her daddy's the founder of Dare Enterprises. Please, my father is the head of 20th Century Fox, for crying out loud. But apparently no-one cares. So at least I know my popularity isn't because of my father.

Speaking of my father, his name is Evan Collins, and he is currently married to his second wife, Tara.

Apparently him and my mother weren't married, because Tara is the second stepmother I've had in seven years. The only reason that my first stepmother left, and don't tell my father I know this because he thinks I'm naive enough to believe his story about money problems and all that jazz, please, we're loaded.

So...the only reason that she's my stepmother is because the first one left when she found out my dad was having an affair with his old mistress a.k.a Tara. I still try to like her but she makes it so hard. With the constant harassment [ooooo, big word] - I am choosing to ignore you from...NOW!

...and beatings, but she's my 'mother', the only one that I have.

The real one left when I was born. [ :( ]

And we haven't seen or heard from her since.

So, yeah.

That's me.

Now that you know who I am I think it's time to tell you my story...

Ok, guys let me know how you guys feel! Whether you like it or not is beside the point because it shall be continued. All FLAMES are welcome and recommended - let's see how many we get!

FLAME ON!

~ AP