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The first thing she heard was the sneering voice of a male, making her heart skip a beat in surprise. "So you're blind." Pearl-like eyes blinked and in slight fear making her reach down for a kunai from her pack... which wasn't there.

Her eyes scanned the room quickly, her head hurting from the ache that was already starting from the base of her skull. The first thing she saw was a child, a baby really, sitting atop a mahogany desk, a binky in mouth and a silly looking hat with the kanji of "Prince."

Said baby was talking to her and surrounded by four males. She automatically analyzed them, her eyebrows raising at her findings.

Red Head: Slim, swimmers build. No visible weapons- no callouses, so a long distanced fighter. Is not used to physical labor, would be fast but wouldn't be on levels with Lee. Legs spread, weight evenly distributed. Not looking for a fight, but wouldn't be opposed to one. Gentle face, must be used to getting his way with females and charming the other sex. *She channeled chakra to her nose and took a tentative sniff* Smells heavily on nature, plants. Affinity with both- perhaps a new kekkei genkai?

The short one: A speed demon if she ever saw one. Short stocky build, her height maybe. Loose clothes, all black and considering how hot it was in here, a high tolerance for heat. Hand on sword, ready to start a fight at the slightest provocative, he's looking to be the silent type- though he had called her blind. *She scowled inwardly* Foot tapping, not use to being in one place for long. Wants to move about, but doesn't want to be given away. Smells of fire and ice, fire playing the dominant role.

Tall Kakuza (Akatsuki reject) looking one: Power was the first thing she noticed. He reeked of it the way Naruto (Her heart melted at the thought of him) reeked of ramen. Powerful, but reckless. Brash. *She smiled gently* He reminded her of Naruto. He was pacing, wild unrestrained anger and energy. Wanting to move about and not afraid to show it as he was yelling at the child. Stocky muscled build, not going to sit back and let others fight his battles. Close combat, very verbal and physical in his movements. Smelled of power, flowing... chakra? No, it wasn't chakra. It was more like when Naruto was fighting the Kyuubi.

Orange monkey: High chakra (?) levels. Trained, but not fully released. Powerful in his own right. Is similar to the Kakuza one with the way he fights. Up close and personal. Callouses on both hands, no weapons to be seen, perhaps it is hidden? Not an idiot, but no really a genius. Kindness radiated from his very being, just as the sun radiated light. Not fast, but not exactly a civilian either. Maybe on a low chunin scale. Not to under-estimate.

The same sneering voice from before interrupted her musings. "Baka onna." The small one glared at her, his red eyes burning with anger. The other one, the red headed plant smelling one, held an arm across his chest. "I am sorry Miss, for my friends'," His voice grew stained as the slight smell of fire came from their direction. A charmer either way. She thought in amusement. "behavior. He isn't usually this rude." Green eyes flashed gold for a split second. He is annoyed at being called at so late."

She tilted her head in consideration and smiled in approval. A sudden movement from the right made her neck snap up as the monkey slid in front of her. And being that there was no ill intent from his aura, let him take her hands. "My beautiful little pearl!" He shouted. "I, Kazuma Kuwabara, ask you fair maiden. If you would be my girlfriend." Her face grew warm when his teeth flashed and his brown eyes looked adoringly up at her. Her mind slipped back, a soft name escaping her lips. "Lee."

A fist came out of no where and descended down onto Kazuma's poor head, making him face-fault. "Ya idiot. Why'd she wanta go out with ya?" The Naruto-acting one yelled, making the monkey stand up and glare heatedly at him. "Urameshi! Don't call me an idiot you brute!" They both squared off, the girl looking at both in awe. Kiba... Naruto.

The baby took this time to speak. "Hello. It's a pleasure I'm sure." The baby spoke with such eloquence, the girl had a hard time wondering whether or not it was a Henge. "It would've been better if we could have met on better terms, but as is my job... I am here to offer my assistance." The child jumped down from the desk and his form slid... shifted. In the child's place now stood a handsome teen, the hat no longer looking funny, but the binky ruining his "regal" image.

"Spirit team A: Introduce youselves." He ordered in a no nonsense tone, brown eyes narrowing in on the two fighting in the corner. "Urameshi" stood up, a split lip nursing a bruised rib. "Tch." He glared at the teen, but turned to look at her. "Urameshi Yusuke. #1 Bad-ass at Sarayashiki Junior High!" He grinned and ruffled his gelled hair.

Kuwabara glared at him and stood up, an anime bump on his head and a slight scratch in his cheek, while hobbling on one foot, the other being sprained. "I, my Fair Lady!" He grinned cheerily at her, his Elvis hair style not moving a bit. "I am Kuwabara Kazuma! The most handsomest delinquent at Sarayashiki Junior High. Patent pending." She giggled. Almost exactly like Lee.

The red took a stand and bowed deeply, a gentle smile on his face. "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name would be Minamino Shuichi." He straightened and flashed a wicked smirk, his eyes turning a deep gold. "Or mayhaps a different name." He purred, his voice deeper and more seductive. "Kurama Yoko." He took her hand and kissed it, watching in satisfaction as her face once again grew warm. "At your service."

The short one growled and grabbed the back of the boy's shirt. "Be silent Fox." He scowled at her and gripped his sword tighter. "Hn. It's Hiei, baka onna." He stated shortly and in monotone, before looking away and glaring a hole into one of the walls. And looking at it now, she could see a faint outline of smoke.

The Prince shook his head and crossed his arms. "And I would be Koenma, the son of Enma, lord of the underworld." He dipped his head slightly and shifted his weight and watched her eyes grew big. "U-un-d-derworld-d..." She whispered in disbelief. Koenma nodded and looked at her inquiringly. "And you would be Miss...?"

She shook her head and took a deep breath to calm down, drawing every last bit of her regal and political upbringing. Her back straightened and shoulders squared. All, if not most of them looked slightly surprised at the change, but said nothing.

"I am Hyuga Hinata of the Hyuga clan."

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