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Crack!

R u k i a ० ღ I c h i g o ० ღ O r i h i m e

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"Inoue," The refined but petite female sighed loudly while her violet eyes glanced at the grinning girl with exasperation, "This is only between us. We agreed that only we would share. Just me, you, and him," She crossed her arms over her chest so she would appear more serious, "No one else."

"I know that, Kuchiki-san!" Orihime waved her arms frantically, though the cheerful look to her pretty face did not diminish in the very least, "But you met Dokugamine-san, haven't you?" The red-head twirled in a sparkly, "Dokugamine-san is very kind, just like you, Kuchiki-san! She gave me doughnuts when I was hungry!"

Rukia could feel her cheeks temporarily heat up at Orihime's kind comment, "She attacked me with stuffed animals," She deadpanned, thinking of the pigtailed Fullbringer girl, "And why Dokugamine?" The Shinigami demanded, "I think I'd rather you suggest that Arrancar, Nel or whatever." She added under her breath, hopefully quietly enough so Orihime couldn't hear her.

However, the red-haired girl somehow managed to hear it anyway.

"Ooohhh!" Orihime's eyes sparkled, "That's such a good idea, Kuchiki-san!" She smiled happily, "That way, it would be me, Kuchiki-san, Dokugamine-san, Nelliel-san, and Kurosaki-kun! It would be four girls against one boy, so we would overpower him and win!"

"I... don't think relationships work that way," Rukia sighed, hiding her smile behind her hand as Orihime babbled something about getting 'Urahara-san to open a Garganta to Hueco Mundo so they could go and get Nelliel-san!', "Besides, I don't think Ichigo would–"

"And maybe Tatsuki and Yuzu-chan could join in, too!" Orihime clapped her hands, "I know they a lot care for Kurosaki-kun!"

Rukia coughed, deciding not to say anything as to burst the cheerful girl's bubble, 'Only that Yuzu is Ichigo's sister and Tatsuki is awfully (though violently) close to Chizuru.' She decided to keep the information to herself in the end.

"And it would unite all us girls!" Orhime said happily, giving Rukia a big smile and the Shinigami could not but help to return one back.

Even if she was sharing Ichigo with another female, Rukia would never have picked someone as perfect as Orihime...