Disclaimer: I don't own Gravitation. I do own this plot though...I don't think I've seen anything else similar to this...I was kinda in a weird mood cough I'macrackhead cough So enjoy and Review PLEEEEEEASE?!?!?!

It was a dark and stormy night. Ryuichi sat at his computer, trying to make a cartoon doll of his bestest friend.

"Dammit! I can't decide if it should be bubble gum pink or tickle me pink!" he sighed. He picked up the phone and dialed Tohma Seguichi's home number.

"Hello. Seguchi residence, Tohma speaking."

"HIYA TOHMA!!!!" Tohma winced.

"Hello Ryuichi. What has you calling at this hour?"

"Well I was making a dollie of my bestest friend Shuichi and I wanted your opinion. Is his hair bubble gum pink or tickle me pink?"

"...I...I thought I was your bestest friend!" Tohma sniffled.

"You are! And I already have a doll of you! I have a bunch of them! I used baby duck yellow for your hair!"

"Ok...well, I don't know what color. Try asking Noriko! She might know!"

"YAY!! Thank you Tohma, see you at the next Nittle Grasper three- some. That's next Saturday right?"

"Yup. Noriko's bringing the lube."

"See ya there!" Ryuichi hung up. He then picked up the phone and dialed Noriko's phone number.

"Hello, Ukai residence. Saki speaking."

"Hello Saki! Is Noriko there?"

"Hang on a second." the little girl put the phone down. "MOOOOOOOMMMYYYY!! The dumbass is on the phone!"

"Shuichi or Ryuichi?"

"Ryuichi!"

"Ok!" there was some shuffling and then Noriko picked up the phone.

"Hiya Ryu-chan."

"Hiya! I was making a dollie of my bestest pal Shuichi and I was wondering, is his hair a bubble gum pink or a tickle me pink?" There was some dramatic sobbing from Noriko's side of the phone.

"WHYYY!?! I thought I was your bestest friend!" she cried.

"You are my bestest friend! I made dollies of you too! I used Lilac-a- licious for your hair color! Now I need to know what Shuichi's hair color is!"

"Hmmm...I don't know. Ask K." Noriko suggested.

"Thanks Riko-chan! See you Saturday?"

"Yup. I'm bringing strawberry flavored. Your favorite!"

"Yay! See ya then." Ryuichi said. He then hung up the phone. He sighed and dialed K's number.

"Hello?"

"Hiya!"

"...Ryuichi?"

"Yup!"

"Thank god. I thought you were the cops..."

"Get caught shooting at people again?"

"...It was only Taki! No one would miss him!"

"Now now...you know the laws. No killing people!"

"Yeah yeah. Now, what were you calling for?"

"Oh yeah! I'm making a dollie of my bestest friend Shuichi. Would you say he's got bubble gum pink, or tickle me pink hair?"

"I thought I was your bestest friend!!! I SHALL MURDER SHUICHI SHINDOU!!!"

"NOO!!! You're my bestest friend too! I already made a buncha dollies of you! I used Butter-my-biscuts yellow for your hair!"

"That's so nice! Ha ha, I was totally fucking with you about the killing Shuichi thing..."

"Tee hee. So, which pink is it?"

"How the hell should I know?" K said. The line went dead. Ryuichi pouted and picked up Kumagoro.

"What do you think Kuma-chan?" he asked the bunny. "Of course! Why didn't I think of that?"

Ryuichi then colored the dollz' hair a lovely shade of Kumagoro's ass pink.

done

EJP: Don't ask...That was just randomness that results with a combination of too much Gravi and too much dollz making. ;