Hey everyone. This story was written for Marauder Map Madness on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The prompts I wrote for are 116. Quidditch Pitch: (Plot Point) Quidditch Match, and 137. Zonko's Joke Shop: (character) Lee Jordan. This is a funny little scene I thought would happen during one of Gryffindors matches against Slytherin. I hope you all enjoy Call it Clean, Mr. Jordan.
Lee Jordan watched excitedly as the stands of the Quidditch Pitch started to fill up for yet another exciting Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Hopefully this time Professor McGonagall would let him call it his own way. He liked to throw bits of flair into his commentary of the matches and he could tell that everyone in the stands seemed to enjoy. Everyone that is except for Professor McGonagall that is.
"Now, Mr. Jordan," Professor McGonagall began as soon as she sat down beside him, "I want you to call this match fairly. Not that everyone doesn't enjoy the way you call the matches but it does seem a bit bias in favor of Gryffindor."
"That would be because I'm rooting for Gryffindor," Lee replied truthfully as he watched the Gryffindor team stand ready to get on the pitch. "It's nothing personal to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff."
"And Slytherin?"
"No one roots for them except for the Slytherins, Professor." It should be obvious who everyone was rooting for to win this particular match and it wasn't the Slytherins.
"Unless you want to be kicked off commentary you will call it clean, Mr. Jordan."
"Alright." He sighed and watched as the teams took to the pitch.
The game started out pretty clean. Gryffindor had already gotten two goals already and were about ready to score another when things went wrong. Marcus Flint pulled a foul on Katie Bell.
"After that particularly nasty foul perpetrated by the Slytherin team captain, Gryffindor gets a foul shot," Lee Jordan crowed.
"Mr. Jordan," Professor McGonagall chided him.
"Sorry, Professor. After nearly running the Gryffindor Chaser off her broom Gryffindor gets to take a foul shot."
"Mr. Jordan!"
Katie Bell ended up getting the points and the game continued. Lee watched as the Slytherin gained a goal and then Gryffindor had the Quaffle again. Alicia Spinnet was flying down pitch dodging the Slytherin Chasers.
"Alicia Spinnet dodges a Bludger sent her way by one of the Slytherin Beaters," Lee Jordan called excitedly. "Go, Licia! Go! She's almost there! She's almost there!" He was about to let out a loud whoop when one of the Keeper knocked the Quaffle away from the goal. "She misses."
The game continued without a problem until Marcus Flint slammed into Oliver Wood throwing the other boy off his broom. Lee couldn't believe what he was seeing.
"The Slytherin Captain almost kills the Gryffindor Keeper and Gryffindor gets to take another foul shot," he exclaimed glaring straight at Marcus Flint.
"That's it, Mr. Jordan," McGongall exclaimed shooing him away from the commentating gear. "I will finish commentating this match. You may go on your way."
Lee Jordan was walking towards Gryffindor Changing Rooms when all of sudden out of nowhere McGonagall's voice is heard yelling something he never thought he'd hear.
"You almost killed him, you little..."
"Professor McGonagall," came Professor Dumbledore's voice.
Lee Jordan laughed as continued on his way. He'd hold this over her head for the rest of his time as commentator. She'd had done the same thing she usually yelled at him for.
I hope you all enjoyed Call it Clean, Mr. Jordan.