Here we are all! Welcome to the smutty outtakes from Dreams: to Stay by His Side. I think that I have provided enough context that you can appreciate this without having read the parent story, and if I have not, I apologize and would love to know that so that I can change the summary. I hope that you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I own nothing and only borrow the characters and have them behave in ways that may make Professor Tolkien roll in his grave. For this I offer my sincerest apologies though I regret nothing.

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Bilbo glared up at the dwarf King. He understood that he had been foolish to try Thorin's patience as he had. Perhaps it had not been wise of him to use Ori and Bofur to taunt Thorin as he had, but this was an overreaction on Thorin's part. Had it truly been necessary for the dwarf to drag him out of camp like an errant child? And why had he stopped Bilbo every time that he had attempted to apologize? Thorin had said that he didn't want his apology, and Bilbo wasn't sure what it was that the dwarf King wanted from him, but he was going to find out. And depending on what it was, Thorin might regret dragging Bilbo away from the others. He didn't truly think that the King would attempt it, but Bilbo would not readily submit to being punished for his actions.

"And what exactly do you want from me, Thorin Oakenshield?" Bilbo demanded, glaring up at the dwarf with all the brazenness that he could manage in the face of his new-found determination. He was quite proud of himself when his voice came out more resolute that terrified. "I assure you that if you think for one moment that—"

Suddenly Bilbo's words were cut off once more as Thorin captured his lips in a passionate, fierce kiss. Whatever Bilbo had been expecting Thorin's reaction to his defiance to be, that wasn't it. He only had a moment for his shock to register before it disappeared under a wave of passion. He couldn't remember moving his feet, but suddenly he found himself trapped between the rough bark of a tree and the solid weight of Thorin. Eventually, the King broke the kiss and pulled back to look at the hobbit once more.

"Now that I have you attention," Thorin said, his voice a breathless whisper, "I will repeat my question: have you any idea what you do to me? It was bad enough that you were looking up at me with such . . . fire . . . such determination," Thorin paused to nibble Bilbo's earlobe (earning him a sharp cry of surprise followed by a wanton moan from the hobbit) before he continued. "But then you had to go and open your mouth. I never imagined that you would say such a thing to me!"

"Thorin, I understand that—" Bilbo tried again to apologize only to be silenced once more a Thorin's lips claimed his own in another burning kiss. Eventually the dwarf pulled back again, leaving them both breathless.

"Must I continue silencing you in this manner or will you allow me to finish?" Thorin asked. Bilbo said nothing but looked up at the King with wide blue eyes that did unholy things to Thorin. "Now, as I was saying before you interrupted me, I had never thought to hear those two words from you. Hearing them did ungodly things to me, Bilbo Baggins. And by Durin's beard you are fortunate that I have some modicum of self control else wise it would not just be your mouth that I am plundering."

"What two words?" Bilbo asked. He had tried to remain silent—though the "punishment" for speaking was one that he would gladly endure—but had been unable to figure out which two words he had said had so effected Thorin.

"You called me your king," the dwarf replied, his eyes smoldering once more. It was the same expression that he had worn when he had stalked across the camp to separate Bilbo from Bofur and Ori. The one that Bilbo had been unable to place. Now, however, the hobbit recognized it for what it was: lust.

"I'm sorry?" Bilbo offered tentatively. He wasn't sure that was what the dwarf wanted to hear, but he would offer it all the same.

"Do not apologize to me for that!" Thorin snapped. "I never thought that you would address me that way. Even if we manage to reclaim Erebor, I figured that you would continue to address me as you always have."

"You mean by your name?" Bilbo asked, the picture of innocence. He had had other names for Thorin, of course, but there was no way that the dwarf had heard the less-than-flattering things that Bilbo had called him at the beginning of the journey. He was sure of it.

"Yes," Thorin agreed. "Or perhaps—what was it?—I believe it was 'insufferable dwarf'?" Bilbo blushed to the tips of his ears. Thorin had heard him after all. The King smirked down at Bilbo's embarrassment.

"You-you heard that?" the hobbit asked in a small voice. He had never meant for Thorin to hear it.

"Everyone heard that," the dwarf replied with a laugh. "Balin, Dwalin and my nephews were quite amused. I think they all wished that they could get away with calling me that."

"And you?" Bilbo asked nervously. Perhaps that had been why Thorin had hated him so. He didn't seem like the kind of dwarf that would appreciate being made fun of. In response the King sighed.

"If you must call me something other than my name, I would much rather you call me your king than an insufferable dwarf," he finally said with a small smile.

"I'll try to do that. Unless, of course, you actually are being an insufferable dwarf," Bilbo smirked in reply. "Do those terms please you, My King?" Rather than reply verbally, a growl rose up Thorin's throat before he pinned Bilbo to the tree once more—earning him another cry from the hobbit.

"Those terms are quite agreeable, My Burglar," the King purred. "And just so you know, those words sound even better on your lips without the sarcasm. However there is one other matter that we must discuss."

"Now, Thorin, I—"

"Why do you insist on interrupting me?" The King asked in a fondly exasperated tone. "I swear hobbits are more stubborn than dwarves."

"You're edging towards being an insu—" the words cut off a Thorin once again kissed Bilbo into silence leaving the hobbit feeling both boneless and painfully rigid in one area.

"Is what you need to discuss with me truly so urgent that it cannot be delayed?" Bilbo breathed, nuzzling the side of Thorin's neck. "I can think of something much better that you can use your mouth for than yelling at me."

"You do not know what you ask of me," Thorin whispered running his nose along the hobbit's beardless cheek. "Though I would gladly give it to you if I believed that you understood your request."

"Don't I?" Bilbo asked brazenly rubbing his hand along the bulge in the dwarf's breaches, earning him a deep moan for his efforts. "I may be ignorant when it comes to dwarven courtships, but hobbits are not completely innocent when it comes to matters of the flesh. I know precisely what I am asking."

"I thought you said that you had never courted," Thorin said, hurt more deeply than he would ever admit that Bilbo would lie to him. He knew that mating and courtship did not always come together, but he had assumed from Bilbo's shyness that he would be the hobbit's first. He found that the idea of another having been with his hobbit first made his heart ache in ways he hadn't know it was possible for it to ache.

"I haven't," Bilbo replied, repeating his gesture. "Nor have I ever done this before. But just because I have never done it doesn't mean that I don't know about it. Believe it or not, there are many books on the subject."

"And you read them?" Thorin asked, lust rising in his veins at the idea of Bilbo sitting by his fireplace in Bag End and reading about the pleasures of the flesh. The idea of the hobbit having theoretical knowledge of the subject but no practical knowledge pleased him immensely.

"I did," Bilbo agreed, his voice deeper than normal with his own desire. The lust burning in Thorin's blue eyes called to him and he felt his own desire rise to meet it, flooding his veins with warmth and causing a flush to creep up his face.

"And was it simply text?" Thorin purred, somehow the idea of Bilbo looking at images while he read about sex was more alluring than the idea of him simply reading about it had been. Perhaps the hobbit had even touched himself as he read. For some reason that thought even increased the allure.

"Mostly," Bilbo replied. "Though there were illustrations of the more . . . complex positions." Bilbo licked his lips before he said the last two words, his eyes clouded with his own desire. "There were a couple I would very much like to attempt." Thorin nearly moaned at the hobbit's tone. He would never have guessed that Bilbo had this side to him.

"All in due time, my dear hobbit," Thorin whispered, pressing Bilbo against the tree once more. "But if this is to be your first time, we would be better served to try something a bit tamer than would require an illustration to explain. It may be difficult enough at any rate without adding complications." Bilbo swallowed at the potential implications of Thorin's words. While he wanted this, he had envisioned it happening somewhere a bit more romantic than against a tree in Mirkwood and perhaps with something to make the task easier.

"You seem . . . practiced at this as well," Bilbo gasped out as Thorin's teeth and tongue began doing sinful things to his neck and ears. "How did you learn?"

"Believe it or not," Thorin said with a small laugh, "I was once viewed as a very handsome dwarf. I never wanted for bed partners." He felt Bilbo's grip on his arms tighten and wondered if Bilbo was upset by the revelation.

"Does it bother you," Thorin asked suddenly. "Does it upset you that you will not be my first?" Rather than reply, Bilbo grabbed the braids on either side of his head and pulled him down to capture his mouth in a kiss filled with more possessiveness than Thorin had known that the hobbit could possess.

"Not at all," Bilbo whispered huskily in his ear once he was done. "You are mine now, aren't you? Who you belonged to before doesn't matter to me. Hobbits aren't jealous creatures, remember?" Thorin wanted to argue that Bilbo's kiss had just proved his words false, but found that the ability to speak had left him and instead kissed the hobbit once more as his hands began roaming across his body undoing any button or tie they came in contact with. Bilbo was attempting to do the same, but Thorin was having much better luck. Hobbit clothing was simpler than dwarven clothing was and Bilbo found that despite his best efforts (which honestly weren't that great at the moment as most of his blood was otherwise occupied) he couldn't even seem to get through the dwarf King's first layers and Thorin already had him nearly naked. It was unfair.

"Help me," Bilbo breathed in Thorin's ear while the dwarf kissed his way down the hobbit's bare chest. "I would very much like to see you as well. Just for the record, I think that you are still a very handsome dwarf." With a growl, Thorin's hands left Bilbo's skin and his practiced fingers made quick work of his many layers. Soon the dwarf was standing before Bilbo in naught but his pants—the hobbit was wearing much less—and Bilbo felt his already engorged flesh throb painfully at the sight. Thorin was more magnificent than he had imagined. He had seen him naked before, when he had treated his wounds, but seeing him now with lust and love burning in his blue eyes and sweat beginning to sheen his skin . . . he was breathtaking and Bilbo knew at that moment that he would never desire another as he desired that dwarf.

Rather than give voice to his thoughts, Bilbo sought to show Thorin exactly how he felt. Without bothering to ask if he could or worrying about Thorin's reaction, Bilbo reached for him, running his hands over the dwarf's well-muscled chest, tracing old scars and memorizing every detail of him.

To say that Thorin wasn't surprised would be a lie. Much like with Bilbo's words earlier, Thorin had never anticipated that Bilbo would take the initiative as a lover. He had figured that he would have to coach the hobbit with gentle words and praises to get Bilbo to touch him and that then the touches would be tentative at best but that was not the case. The hobbit's hands were anything but tentative. The touch was possessive, exploratory and firm, leaving a burning trail of desire in their wake. Desire had awoken a fire in Bilbo that Thorin was more than happy to see. He had seen glimpses of it before, but if this was the true Bilbo Baggins—underneath the stuttering nervous thing—he would have him like this more often. Self-assured Bilbo was a glorious thing. If he put this much energy into foreplay, Thorin could only imagine how he would be during actual sex.

With a groan at the thought, Thorin backed Bilbo against the tree once more and began kissing him fiercely as his hand traveled down the hobbit's body to his erection. Bilbo arched his back at the unexpected touch, the tree digging into his back and leaving scrapes on his soft skin. Scrapes that he did not care about in the least. The slight sting of pain fed into his pleasure driving it to new heights and causing a moan to fall from his lips. The dwarf repeated the motion and was rewarded with another moan for his efforts.

"There are many things I would have you do to me as you moaned," Thorin whispered in his ear. "I would especially enjoy the feeling of your throat around me as you did. However we will save that for another time as well. I would have you enjoy it and fear that neither of us is clean enough for that at the moment. There are other things that we can do that cleanliness is not so great a factor in as they are rather dirty themselves. I'll just have to find another use for your mouth."

A whimper was the only reply that Bilbo could make. Thorin's words had surprised him, he never would have imagined that the dwarf King liked to talk about the things he would like to do. Thorin was more about actions in his day-to-day life and Bilbo had figured that it would remain the same in the bedroom. It was a pleasant surprise. The "other use" soon became apparent when Thorin pressed his fingers against Bilbo's lips.

"Wet them," the dwarf commanded. Bilbo's eyes widened at the command, surely Thorin didn't intend to use Bilbo's own spit as a way to ease things along. Thorin just continued to look at him, so Bilbo did as he had been told and took the fingers in his mouth, not missing the way that Thorin moaned as he did.

Once again, Thorin lamented the fact that they were in the middle of nowhere. Bilbo's mouth was so warm and wet that he could only imagine what it would feel like if another part of his body was there. He knew that he would eventually find out, but feared that the anticipation of it would be the death of him. Despite having no experience, the hobbit was rather skilled with his tongue. Probably from all the smoke rings, Thorin thought with a fond smile as he felt a moan rise up from deep within his chest at the sensations. Once he decided that there was no way the hobbit could wet him anymore, Thorin withdrew his fingers and reached gently around the hobbit.

"Are you sure that you wish to do this now?" the dwarf asked reluctantly. He knew that he wanted nothing more than to mark the hobbit as his in a way that no other had ever accomplished, but he also knew that he wanted Bilbo to enjoy it and a quick round of sex in the forest with spit for lube was not how he had envisioned their first time together.

"Yes," Bilbo gasped out, pressing back slightly against Thorin's fingers. He had imagined this happening for far too long to stop now. "Do it." At Bilbo's words, Thorin began preparing the hobbit as quickly as he could and still remain gentle. He didn't want Bilbo to suffer in any way, and spit was truly a poor lubricant. It dried too quickly for him to take the time that he would truly like to. Bilbo flinched slightly at the intrusion, but the sounds that rose up his throat were of pleasure and not pain so Thoirn continued, watching Bilbo's face for any sign of distress and prepared to stop at the first one. It never came.

Everything that Thorin was willing to give to him only led to Bilbo wanting more. The hobbit was insatiable and the dwarf was loving every little plaintive noise that came from him. Soon the time had come for them to do this if they were going to.

"Lick it," Thorin ordered his voice little more than a rumble as he held his other hand up to Bilbo's mouth. The hobbit's pink tongue darted out obediently, licking along Thorin's hand and coating the palm of it as he had coated the fingers that were currently within him. Once more, when he thought that it was sufficient, Thorin pulled his hand away and used it to stroke himself, coating his member with Bilbo's saliva and his own precum. It wasn't much, but it would help and he could only hope that it would be enough. He couldn't live with himself if he hurt his hobbit.

"Turn around," Thorin bit out. "As much as I would love to watch your face as I take you, with what little we have that will not work." Rather than argue, Bilbo turned to face the tree, allowing Thoirn to adjust his position so that he formed a slight 'L' before he felt the dwarf press against him, Thorin's hot, blunt member pressed against the hole that had so recently been occupied by the dwarf's fingers.

"I apologize in advance for any pain I may cause you," Thorin whispered before he slowly began to press into the tight warm heat that was Bilbo, a moan rising up his throat at the sensation, the higher twin of which coming from Bilbo. The pace that he set was apparently not enough for the hobbit because Bilbo suddenly pressed back against him, impaling himself on Thorin with a cry. The hobbit shuddered around him and Thorin felt worry momentarily override his own passion.

"Are you injured, Bilbo?" Thorin asked gently stroking the side of his face. "Do we need to stop?" Bilbo shook his head.

"Just-just give me a moment," despite his words, there was an edge of pain to his tone that broke Thorin's heart. He should have known better than to attempt it like this. A feeling that only intensified when Bilbo moved again, a strangled sound coming up his throat.

"Bilbo, I'm sorry," Thorin breathed. "I have hurt you. We should redress and return to camp if you feel up to walking and if not, I will be more than happy to carry you until you can move comfortably. It was my over eagerness that caused this, I will do what I can to ease it. I will—" Bilbo snorted in response before pressing himself back against Thorin without warning causing a startled cry to rise up the dwarf's throat as he was once again engulfed in the heat of Bilbo.

"You're being an insufferable dwarf again, Thorin," Bilbo taunted pleased to have managed to silence the dwarf King. "I'm not nearly as fragile as you seem to think. Now quit wallowing in self-pity and join me where I am. It is quite pleasurable here. I just needed a moment, I'm not hurt."

"Are you certain?" Thorin asked in disbelief. That had been a cry of pain. He had heard more than enough of them in his lifetime—though they had been very rare in the bedroom—to recognize one when he heard it.

"Try me," Bilbo replied, his smirk evident in his words. "If you actually manage to injure me I will take you up on your offer to carry me. My poor feet would appreciate the rest at any rate." With Bilbo's assurance that he was fine—and the reemergence of his sarcasm—Thorin believed him and began to move within him, loving the sounds that were now rising up the hobbit's throat. When Bilbo only reacted more favorably when Thorin increased the pace and intensity of his thrusts, Thorin decided that he would believe Bilbo on the sturdiness of hobbits and allowed himself to relax and take the hobbit as he wished.

With both of them riding the unbridled wave of passion caused by the other, neither of them lasted very long. In fact, the first time that Thorin brushed against that place inside Bilbo that caused sparks to dance through his vision, Bilbo came with a startled cry. His breath came in sobs while Thorin sought his own completion and driving him to the point of near pain through stimulation of his oversensitive nerves. The dwarf only lasted a few moments more before he found his own end, buried deeply inside his hobbit.

They stood there for a time after they both finished, waiting for their heart rates and breathing to return to normal and for their senses to return. Once Thorin was sure that he and Bilbo were both capable of standing without the support of the other or the tree, he pulled slowly from the hobbit and gathered up his underpants, ripping a bit from the leg of one of them before wetting it with his mouth and using it to gently wipe Bilbo before cleaning himself and beginning to redress.

"So," Bilbo said as he bent to retrieve his own clothing, "what was it that you wanted to talk with me about before I distracted you?" Thorin thought about it a moment but couldn't remember what it had been. He knew that it had to do with his jealousy over Bilbo's actions with the others, but in the face of what had just happened he didn't see where it was all that important.

"Nothing important, Bilbo," Thorin said leaning down to place a gentle kiss on the hobbit's lips. "We can discuss it later. For now, I think that we should return to camp before the others come to look for us." Bilbo flushed bright red at the idea that any of the company might have walked in on them doing that—not knowing that they had been more than loud enough for the company to hear what had happened—and began the walk back to camp attempting to mask the slight limp that tried to come through. He knew that if Thorin saw it he would never allow something like this to happen again.

Little did Bilbo know that Thorin did not miss it. He saw the slight hitch in Bilbo gait, but if the hobbit wanted to be stubborn and not admit that he was sore, Thorin wasn't going to call him on it. Bilbo would only deny it anyway. The dwarf was learning more about his hobbit every day and this day he had learned many things about Bilbo Baggins. The fact that he was a stubborn, passionate thing was perhaps chief among them.

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There we are all, the first smutty outtake for Dreams: to Stay by His Side. I hope that you enjoyed it. I'm a little nervous about this one. A sexually adventurous Bilbo is not something that I have written before, but I've done a couple of first times for these two and this was the only take that I hadn't done yet (I've done both shy but willing—In the parent story to Dream's smutty outtake—and confused and filled with self-loathing for his desires) so I decided to go with it. I could almost see Bilbo reading about sex in books and having a theoretical knowledge so I decided to go with it. I hope that you enjoyed it :) Though I would love to hear what you think, even if you hated it!

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