The Wrong Valentine
We were given a topic at school, "The Wrong Valentine," and had to write about it. This is my idea:
Setting: 20 years before the current year in the wizarding world.
One day, Lance Bluff woke up. He walked outside and saw a dark wizard standing there
"Aphrodite!" the evil wizard yelled, hearts flying from his wand, encirclng Lance. The evil wizard Disapparated. Suddenly, a ferret ran into the neighborhood. As most know, a victim of the Love Curse falls in love with the first living creature it sees. In Lance's case, it was the ferret. Lance took the ferret shopping, buying it little feret clothes and rings for its tiny claws. He bought it chocolate and candy and roses. This contined for months. Then, on Valentines Day, the newly assigned Manager of Love Potions was supposed to travel the world, destroying couple's ill relationships, and righting the wrongs, of people who were not meant to be together, but are. But, he had the Chicken Pox, and was covered in feathers. So, his good friend, Frank Longbottom, filled in for him. On his 345th relationship relocation, he came across Lance getting a manicute for the ferret.
He held up his wand and said "Valentino Perfection!"
The ferret vanished. In its place appeared the true love of Lance's life, a monkey named Marco.
Please do not flame me. It's not supposed to make sense, its supposed to make you laugh. And, yes, I know Neville's father was an auror.But he took a day off to help his friend.
-SSAx