The ABC's of Naruto
A is for annoying, which Might Guy is
B is for burn, which students would like to do to Iruka's quiz
C is for Choji, who could eat himself
D is for dog (like Akamaru, who's as small as an elf)
E is for electric, like Kakashi's Chidori
F is for full (like the full Midori)
G is for girl, like Sakura and Ino
H is for hurl, like Rock Lee and Shino
I is for Ino, the blonde-haired kunoichi
J is for jutsu, like Rasengan and Raikiri
K is for Kakashi, the calm, collected jonin
L is for life, whose death is extreme
M is for mission, a ninja's assignment
N is for Naruto, who can be vocal when he vents
O is for Orochimaru, the evil snake dude
P is for pig which TonTon is due to his intake of food
Q is for quest, like Team 7's mission to get Sasuke
R is for Rasengan, Naruto's move that he uses in fray
S is for Sasuke (he defected from the village)
T is for tears (Sakura cried these that night in the village)
U is for umbrella, which the Akatsuki sometimes carries
V is for vision (Neji's is 360 degrees)
W is for work, which Shikamaru tries to avoid
X is for x-ray vision, which Jiraiya doesn't want to avoid
Y is for Yamanaka Ino, who has a Sasuke plushie on her bed
Z is for Zetsu, who has huge claws around his head
Now you know your Naruto ABC's, next time won't you sing with me?
Naruto stood onstage as he finished his song. Everyone stared at him like he was a stupid weirdo. "What the heck was that all about?" Sai asked.
"Yeah, seriously, Naruto, that was just stupid," Sakura told him. Naruto shrugged.
"Hey, I had some free time, OK?"
Kakashi walked up to him with a bunch of papers. "Well, if you have so much free time, why don't you complete all these missions?" Naruto sighed.
"Aw, man! This bites!"
The End!