7:20 PM 1/14/01
5:37 PM 1/24/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
The Wizard of Z
Quote of the week: "--& this is my sidekick Ka'krot. I call him my sidekick because he is
always by my side. And when he does something stupid, I kick him." -Chibi Vegeta from my comic
strip "The Prince & the Pauper"
Chuey's Corner: As you may've already guessed this
is a "Wizard of Oz" parody. I had this idea a while ago,
and now that my writer's block is finally over with I can
get back to writing stuff without contantly getting stuck
like I did with my last fic.
The ages of the characters are somewhere around
the Freeza saga, I don't keep track.
Summary: Singing Nameks? Flying monkeys? Chi-Chi the
"Wicked Witch of the West"? The Son home is right in
the path of a tornado & sends Gohan & Hiyah Dragon on
an unwanted trip to the land of OZ. How will they get
home? Who will they meet? And where did Freeza get ruby
slippers?
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" GOHAN! GET THIS DRAGON OUT OF MY KITCHEN RIGHT NOW!!! " Chi-Chi screamed as Hiyah
Dragon began sniffing the pot of noodles Chi-Chi was holding.
Gohan zipped into the room and stared at the scene, dumbfounded. Chi-Chi was now holding
the pot high above her head while Hiyah hovered over her sipping from the pot.
" How did he get in the house? " Gohan wondered. His eyes darted over to a large
dragon-sized hole in the wall. He put his hand on his forehead.
" I DON'T CARE HOW HE GOT IN HERE MISTER! NOW GET THIS BEAST OUT BEFORE I SERVE _HIM_
FOR DINNER!! " Chi-Chi roared as Gohan clasped his hands together.
" No Mom PLEASE! I promise he'll be good! " Gohan nodded, " Hiyah-Dragon, come down here
boy. " he called as the large purplish-blue creature flew to the ground & landed as a nose
peeked around the corner & sniffed the air loudly.
" Oh, hi Dad. " Gohan said as he began to push Hiyah out through the hole he came in.
" Chi-Chi, lookit! " Goku grinned as he held a humongous fish above his head, " Can we
have it tonight? "
A vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead, " NO GOKU! I ALREADY MADE DINNER! HONESTLY! What
do you expect? Me to cook TWO dinners! "
Goku watched as Hiyah began to eat the food that was set out on the table, " I don't
really think you have a choice. " he pointed to the dragon. Gohan trying desprately to drag him
away from the table, pulling on his tail.
Chi-Chi gasped, " MY RICE! " she exclaimed, then narrowed her eyes & grabbed her frying
pan, " OOH I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON! " she ran full speed at Hiyah, who
glanced over his shoulder & yelped, then flew out the hole & off into the distance. Chi-Chi
stood among the rubble of what used to be a wall & smirked, " Well, now that that's over with
maybe we can have a peaceful dinner. "
" MOM! Now he'll NEVER come back! " Gohan cried.
" Good! I hope he doesn't! " Chi-Chi said as she sat down at the table. Goku shrugged &
tossed the fish over his shoulder, then walked over to the TV & turned it on.
" We interupt this broadcast to bring you this important message. There's a HUGE
UNSTOPPABLE DANGEROUS LIFE THREATINGING tornado heading for the coastal region. " the announcer
screamed frantically, then smiled happily, " But don't worry, practically NOBODY lives there, so
there's not really anything to panic about. " he said as the screen switched a view above the
area, the tornado about 5 miles away, " As you can see there's hardly anything there except
mountains and fields. "
Goku stared at the screen, " Hey, that little dot looks kind of like our house. "
Gohan walked towards the TV & gasped, " DAD! THAT _IS_ OUR HOUSE! "
" You know what this means, don't you son? " Goku looked down.
" Well-- "
" IT MEANS WE'RE ON TV! " Goku shouted happily, then ran outside & looked upwards at the
helicopter, waving his arms about, " BULMA! LOOK AT ME I'M ON TV!! " Goku cried as the two men in
the helicopter shrugged & exchanged confused glances.
" Who is that guy? " the pilot mumbled as the cameraman turned to him.
" Eh, I dunno, probably some goofball, people'll do anything to get on television
nowadays. "
" Sad, isn't it. "
" Hey Dad, what's that? " Bulma asked curiously as she stood out on the front lawn,
a large, hot-air balloon-like thing in front behind her Dr. Briefs.
" It's a new type of invention, runs on nuclear power and can go halfway across the globe
in less then 10 seconds. " Dr. Briefs said as grumbling could be heard in the backround near the
flowerbed.
" And what's YOUR problem! " Bulma narrowed her eyes at Vegeta, who was down on his knees
digging at the soil, " I told you that when you moved in here you'd have to do some work. You
can't just sit around sulking all day. "
" SHUT UP ONNA! " Vegeta retorted, " This is pathetic! ME, reduced to scraping around in
the dirt like some lowly commoner. IF YOU WANTED THIS BLASTED JOB DONE YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
KAKOROT TO DO IT! "
" Well "Kakorot" isn't living here, YOU ARE! " Bulma said as Vegeta hung his head in
frustration, then felt a tap on his back.
" NOW whadda you want? " he grumbled, " Just between you and me I don't really mind doing
this, " he blushed slightly. Vegeta's face hardened, " but if you start making me wash dishes
I'll-- "
" Rrra! " Hiyah cawed as Vegeta turned around, face to face with the small dragon.
" Now what the heck are you? " he blinked, confused as Hiyah opened his mouth wide &
pointed inside.
" Eh? You must be MAD if you think I'm going in there! " Vegeta gawked as Hiyah reached
down & grabbed the saiyajin with his jaws. Hiyah smiled, only a the tip of Vegeta's hair sticking
out of Hiya's mouth.
" LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID ANIMAL!! " Vegeta screamed from inside as he pounded the
back of the dragon's teeth, " ONNA! WHERE ARE YOU! LET ME OUT OF HERE! "
" Vegeta? " Bulma looked around, " Now where did he go! " she said angrily as Hiyah flew
off, " Darn it! VEGETA! "
" Chi-Chi, quick! Turn the TV back on! " Goku said excitedly as he bounded inside and
came face to face with a very aggrivated Chi-Chi.
" NOT NOW GOKU! I'm sending Gohan upstairs to study. " she smiled.
" But you don't understand! I'm on TV! Look! " he said as he turned the television on.
" Update on the tornado watch, as this terrible storm draws closer we have just been
informed of some brave citizen who's chosen to build a house right in the middle of the tornado's
pathway! " the announcer said as the screen switched to 20 feet above the Son house, a small
figure standing outside waving his arms about.
" See? It's ME! Isn't technology GREAT! " Goku grinned as Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.
" Not much is known about this man, except that he was wearing a ridiculous haircut &
screaming "bloomers". "
" Bloomers? Whatsa bloomer? " Goku scratched his head, confused while Gohan smacked his
down against the kitchen table.
" GOHAN! Don't do that! You don't want to damage any of your brain cells! You need them
for college. " Chi-Chi shouted, worried.
" But MOM! What about the storm! Shouldn't we go down to the cellar & wait till it
passes?" Gohan pleaded.
" N-O NO! " Chi-Chi growled, " No storm is keeping MY child from his studying. Besides,
I've made up an exam for you. " she smiled as Gohan groaned.
" Rrra! " a familiar voice cried as Gohan perked up.
" HIYAH! HE CAME BACK! " he grinned widely.
" Well he won't be back for long! " Chi-Chi smirked as she grabbed her frying pan &
headed towards the front door. Hiyah gasped, opening his mouth wide as Vegeta fell out, breathing
heavily.
" Look! It's 'ol Veggiebrains! " Goku grinned as Vegeta got to his feet. Ignoring Goku,
he turned around to Hiyah & prepared to punch him.
" YOU BLASTED BEAST! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO _EAT_ THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! I'LL DESTORY YOU! "
Vegeta screamed as he geared up for a ki blast, then felt the frying pan make contact against
his skull, fell to the ground unconsious.
" HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING! " Chi-Chi screamed, " That's MY job! " she smirked as
she held the frying pan over her head.
" MOM NO! " Gohan cried as he ran between her & Hiyah, who flew off to his left around
the side of the house, " Wha, where'd he go? "
" I don't know & I don't care! " Chi-Chi huffed, " NOW GET TO YOUR ROOM! " she shouted
as Gohan sighed, defeated, and grabbed his books.
Goku watched as his son trudged upstairs, then looked down at Vegeta, " Is he, dead? "
Goku said, confused as he bent down & poked Vegeta in the head repeatedly, " I never knew Hiyah
was a meat eater. "
" You mean carnivore, Dad. " Gohan moaned from upstairs.
" That's MY little genius! " Chi-Chi smiled.
" Carnivore? Where! Hey son come on let's go! I wanna get there before they get lines
at the rollar coaster! " Goku said excitedly.
" CarniVORE Dad. Not carniVAL! " Gohan cried as Goku stared, confused.
" ...oh. " he said, tilting his head to the side, " Say, maybe I should take Vegeta
home. " Goku nodded as the door burst open.
" GOKU! " an exasperated Kururin screamed, " DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?! "
" Yeah! I'm on it. " Goku smiled as Kururin sweatdropped.
" NO Goku, the tornado! "
" Oh, that. " Goku said, " Well, first I have to get Vegeta back home. Hiyah almost
digested him. "
Kururin gulped, " Uh, right..did you say "almost DIGESTED"?? "
" Yup. Come on Vegeta! Let's go! " Goku said to the unconsious prince as he instant
transmitted himself to Bulma's, dropped Vegeta, then transmitted himself back home, " There. "
Goku said as he rubbed his hand together, " Done. Now what were you talking about again? "
Kururin turned around to see a gigantic tornado about 5 miles back & yelped, " THE
TORNADO GOKU! THE TORNADO! " he turned his friend's attention to behind him.
" Wow. " Goku blinked, " "As seen on TV". "
" Ohhh. " Gohan groaned as he sat in his room, sulking at the desk, his head laying on
an open Geomatry book, " It's not fair! I'm here in my room doing nothing while that tornado
comes closer to our house! We'll all be killed! "
" Rrrarra! " Hiyah chirped as he hopped through the window.
" Hiyah, you know you shouldn't be here! If Mom finds you you'll end up like Vegeta,
dead--err, unconsious, I mean. " Gohan said nervously as Hiyah plopped himself down on the
floor & smiled at Gohan, who bit his lip, " Well..oh-kay. You can stay. But if you hear anyone
coming, you're gone. I'm afraid of what Mom'll do to you. "
" Rra, rrarrra! " Hiyah nodded happily.
" I'm afraid what she'll do to me... "
" You've got to be kidding Dad, that thing'll never get off the air! " Bulma said with
her hands on her hips as she stared at her father in the odd looking hotair balloon.
" Oh you'll see Bulma, all I need is the right amount of wind to get myself going. "
Dr. Briefs said.
" Oh come on Dad. Where're you gonna get the wind to move tha-- " Bulma gasped as the
ground began to shake & the wind picked up.
" There's a tornado coming by several miles away from here, I'm going to use it to get
this contraption moving. " Dr. Briefs said as the balloon raised into the air & flew off.
Bulma stared upward as the balloon sailed out of view.
" I hope he knows what he's doing... "
" Oooooh. " Goku said in awe as he stood on the front lawn, his spiky hair flying back
as the tornado neared his house, " Cool! " he tilted his head to the side as Kururin rushed
outside next to Goku.
" WAH! IT'S THE TORNADO! " Kururin cried, frightened, " GOKU WE HAVE TO GET INSIDE THE
STORM CELLAR QUICK! "
" Tornado? OH MY GOD! KURURIN! IT'S THE TORNADO! " Goku gasped as Kururin put his hand
on his forehead & sweatdropped, " HURRY! WE HAVE TO GET THE OTHERS TO THE STORM CELLAR! "
" Brillant idea Goku. " Kururin remarked sarcastically, " Why didn't I think of it. "
Goku blinked twice, " Why DIDN'T you think of it? " he said confused.
" I did. " Kururin said, " Now come on! " he grabbed Goku & ran inside.
" Chi-Chi, hurry up. " Gyu-Mao shouted as he poked his head out of the storm cellar along
with Goku & Kururin, " What're you still doing out there, the tornado's only 4 feet from the
house! And where's Gohan?! "
" Up in his room, just because there's a little wind outside doesn't mean my Gohan has to
put his studying on hold and drop everything he's doing! " Chi-Chi huffed.
" But Chi-Chi! The tornado! " Goku pointed out.
" TO BAD! " Chi-Chi roared as Goku slid back downward into the cellar, " Now move over! "
she said as she pushed Kururin & Gyu-Mao to the side & went down the steps, " I don't see what
you have to worry about, it'll probably miss us anyway. What chances does that tornado have of
going right through this house anyway! "
Goku thought for a moment...
10 minutes later, " Say Chi-Chi, how about if we just get Gohan to come down HERE &
study. That way if the tornado does come right through the house he'll be okay. "
" Are you crazy Goku! If Gohan takes has to lug all his books from upstairs down here
he'll waste valuable study time! And he'll NEVER get that time back! " Chi-Chi said as Kururin
sweatdropped, then noticed the ceiling begining to shake.
" MY GOD! IT'S HERE! " Kururin screamed as Chi-Chi's eyes widened.
" OH NO! GOHAN! MY BABY! " she yelped as she squrried towards the door to open it. Her
father grabbed her arms to restrain her.
" CHI-CHI! YOU CAN'T OPEN THAT DOOR! It's right above us! "
" SO IS MY GOHAN! "
" Listen, if you open that door we'll be directly inside the tornado. " Gyu-Mao said as
Goku opened the door above them.
" GOKU NO! " Kururin shouted, then ran behind Gyu-Mao. Goku stuck his head out the
cellar.
" Well, I have good news, & bad news. " he smiled stupidly, " The good news is, the
tornado's gone! " Goku waved his arms about as the group cheered, " The bad news is, so is our
house. " Goku grinned as everyone stared at him, their mouths hanging open. Chi-Chi ran past Goku
& pushed him aside, climbing out of the cellar.
Chi-Chi stood at the top of the steps, staring out in shock, her face a yellowish-green
color.
" Oh my God! It took our whole house right off it's hinges! " Gyu-Mao gasped as he looked
around at the dusty plot of land the Son home had rested upon.
" Toldja. " Goku said to his father-in-law, then looked up & noticed something falling
from the sky.
" Hey guys, what's that? " Goku pointed upward.
" I'm not sure. " Kururin said as the object hurtled downward.
Goku felt a tap on his shoulder & looked back to see a very aggrivated Vegeta.
" Kakorot, have you seen that onna's father? The gravity room broke again &--OFFA! "
he cried as the falling object smashed into the top of his head. Vegeta whobbled backwards &
fainted.
" Well, whadda ya know Chi-Chi, it's your frying pan! " Goku grinned as an evil sneer
appeared on Chi-Chi's face. Goku's smile faded, " --frying...pan. "
" Yes, what a coincidence. " Chi-Chi said as she walked slowly over to Goku, grabbed her
frying pan off the ground & raised it high over her head, " Now that we've lost all of our other
material posessions in the world at least I still have the one that I plan to KILL YOU WITH!!! "
Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran in circles after Goku, who was waving his
arms about & screaming helplessly.
" Wha, what just happened? " Vegeta said weakly.
Kururin looked around, " I'm not really sure. "
" Ohhhhh... " Gohan groaned as he sat up on the floor, leaning against Hiyah. Gohan's
eyes widened as he stared about his room, " OH NO! MOM'S GONNA KILL ME! " he cried as he looked
around to see various books & worksheets lying about the bedroom, " IT LOOKS LIKE A HURRICANE
HIT IT! "
" Rrra, ra! " Hiyah pointed out.
" Oh yeah, you're right, a hurricane DID hit it. " Gohan noted, " We better go downstairs
& check to see if everyone's alright. " Hiyah nodded in agreement as the two creeped slowly
down the steps, " I can't let Mom see you now, she's already probably having a heart attack.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE! " he shouted as the duo stared at the kitchen. Pots, pans, & various
silverware scattered about.
Gohan's eyes caught sight of the refridgerator, which was now empty. A trail of
foodstains leading to the window, " Dad would cry so hard if he saw this. "
" Rrrarra? " Hiyah coaxed Gohan's attention to the front door, leaning his head against
it.
" What is it boy? Do you hear somethin? " Gohan asked as he opened the door & shrieked,
" WHERE ARE WE! " the young boy stared out at the landscape before him. A small, quaint village
outstretched for about a half-mile or so. The houses were painted in vivid colors, and the
trail leading out of the villege was a strange yellow color.
Gohan stepped out of his house along with Hiyah, who looked about, unsure. The streets
were empty. Gohan noticed various green antenne poking out of the windows of the homes.
" Uh, is anyone here? Hello? It's okay, I won't hurt you. I just need your help. " Gohan
called out as people slowly emerged from their domains. Gohan's eyes popped out of their sockets,
" NAMEKS?! "
The nameks, who were wearing strange, bright pixie/leprican clothing, made their way
towards Gohan, then gasped when they saw his house behind him.
" Excuse me, could you tell me where I am? I don't think the tornado blew me ALL THE WAY
to new Namek and I-- " Gohan stopped, then noticed the nameks were all gathered around one spot
of the house with large smiles on their faces.
" Oh my? " the first namek gasped as out of nowhere the backround darkened except for a
large spotlight around the small namekian group. The first one pulled out a whistle & blew it
once, then burst into song with three others.
" Oh my, oh my! I can't believe my eyes! "
" You killed the witch! "
" The evil witch! "
" You led to her demise! " the fourth finished off as Gohan stared at them, blankly.
Gohan turned to Hiyah, " Something tells me we aren't in Kansas anymore. "
" Rrra rra! " Hiyah answered.
" Oh yeah, we were never IN Kansas to begin with. " Gohan folded his arms as tapped one
of the Nameks on the shoulder, to no avail, the quartet were still busy singing their tacky,
endless song.
" She's dead! "
" She's dead! "
" She's really really dead! "
" You saved us joy! "
" Oh thank you boy! "
" Your house fell on her head! "
" Uh, right. " Gohan raised an eyebrow, then turned around to see a large pink bubble
begin to float towards him. The bubble faded, revealing a familiar figure.
" BULMA!? " Gohan cried, confused, " Bulma, what's going on? And why are you wearing that
outfit?"
" Bulma? " the figure said, " Why I am not a "Bulma", I am the good witch of the north. "
Gohan smacked his head repeatedly against a nearby tree, then stopped, " Oh, _I_ know
what's going on here. I'm having one of those "weird" dreams I get when I eat too much fish.
That must be it! "
" Now what is he talking about? " the good witch of the north said as Gohan walked up
to her.
" Let me guess, Mom's read this story to me before; you're "Glenda", right? "
" Actually it's Blenda. " the witch said as Gohan sweatdropped. Blenda glanced over to
her left & gawked at the feet & tail sticking out from underneath Gohan's house, " Oh my! What
happened here? "
" Oh my, oh my! I can't beli-MMPH! " Namek 1 yelped as Hiyah put his large paw of the
young namek's mouth to prevent another onslaught of singing.
" Well, according the those guys, my house just killed somebody. " Gohan sighed, his eyes
widened when he saw the tail of the creature, " OH MY GOD! IT'S FREEZA! I KILLED FREEZA! " he
gasped, then glanced down at the creature oddly, " Waitaminute, are those high-heels? "
" Why yes, that is the source of the witch's power. " Blenda said as she took them off &
tapped them once with her magic wand, turning them into red sneakers. Gohan stared at the scene
in awe, then a large puff of black smoke appeared, sending the musically-inclined nameks running
for the hills.
" It's the evil wicked witch of the west! The witch of the east's sister! " Blenda said
as Gohan turned around to see a figure in a traditional halloweenish witch costume,
complete with pointy hat. The witch lifted her cloak away from her face to reveal a light
greenish color skin. Gohan's mouth dropped to the ground.
" MOM!!! " he shouted, " YOU'RE FREEZA'S SISTER!!! Not that that's hard to believe, BUT
HOW?! "
" Little boy! " The witch of the west sneered, " You killed my sister! " she narrowed her
eyes at Gohan, who gulped.
" I, I, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I didn't even know that Freeza was your sister! I
didn't even know Freeza was a girl! " Gohan waved his arms about frantically.
" Freeza? I don't know what you're talking about. AND I DON'T CARE! " she said as she
made her way over to the house and looked around at her "sister", then gasped when she realized
East's slippers where gone, " THE SLIPPERS! THE RUBY SLIPPERS! " she shrieked, then growled,
" WHERE ARE THEY! WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM! " she ran upto Blenda, who smirked.
" Why, here they are. " she held up the ruby sneakers.
" WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM! THEY'RE TO SMALL TO WEAR! " west cried as Blenda tapped the
sneakers again, causing them to disappear.
" Too small for you to wear, yes, but for him, they seem to fit just right. " Blenda
pointed to Gohan, who was now wearing the sneakers, " Now unless you would like me to turn YOU
into a pair of slippers I suggest you GET OUTTA HERE! " Blenda pointed upward as the witch
glared at her.
" Don't think this is over yet! " she shouted, then looked at Gohan, " You just wait,
I'll get you my pretty, and your large, endangered, purple, horned, wing-ed dragon-like creature
too! " she said as she disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
Gohan turned to Blenda, " That was a mouth-full...but, how do I get out of here? " he
said with a worried look on his face as another familiar namek walked out of the mayor's office.
" Greeting, hello, good-day and welcome! " he said as Gohan smiled.
" Dende! Thank goodness you're here! Everyone's gone crazy and-- "
" As the mayor of this fine facility, in the beautiful land of Z, I'd like to welcome
you to my humble city. You have saved us all from the evil witch, but now you find yourself,
stuck in a ditch. " he began to rhyme.
" I knew it was to good to be true. " Gohan cried.
" The ditch? " the mayor said.
" The witch? " the peasants answered.
" Z? "
" ci-tee? "
" Ohhhhhh-- " "Dende" began as Gohan screamed.
" PLEASE STOP! " Gohan yelled, " I just want to know how to get home from here! "
" Home? " the mayor turned towards Gohan, " Oh! Is that all you want to know, well all
you have to do is follow the yellow brick road! It will lead you and your strange lizard friend
to the Wizard. "
" The, wizard? " Gohan said, confused.
" The wizard knows everything! " Namek 1 said.
" The wizard can do everything! " Namek 2 added.
Gohan folded his arms, " Yeah, everything except get you guys to stop singing. " he
groaned.
" You better get going! " Namek 3 said.
" There's no time to waste. " 4 noted.
" No time to waste, you must make haste, ohhhhhhh-- " Namek 1 began in a sing song voice
as Gohan grabbed Hiyah by the arm & dashed off just as the nameks burst into song, completely
ignoring the fact that Gohan was long gone by now, " You're off to see the wizard! The wonderful
wizard of Z.... "
Gohan stopped & leaned against the fencepost, " Man Hiyah, we must've run at least 10
miles just now. " he said as he slid down against the side of a tree, " I'm pooped, I don't think
I could move another... "
" AHHHHHHHH!!! " a voice screamed from in the cornfields behind Gohan, who bolted to
attention & turned around to see a figure in farm-like clothing being attacked by various birds,
" HIYAH! QUICK! A CITIZEN IN TROUBLE! " he shouted in a heroic voice as Hiyah stared at
him oddly for a moment, " Come on! " Gohan said as he ran towards the scene. The birds, sensing
someone was coming, took this moment to fly off and overhead Gohan, Hiyah, & the stranger.
Hiyah took a deep breath & sent a blast of fire at the birds, burning them to a crisp.
" Wow, I didn't know you could do THAT. " Gohan smiled.
" Rrrar rr! " Hiyah bowed proudly.
Gohan turned towards the stranger & yelped, parts of the figure's body sprawled out.
Upon closer observation, he realized that it was just a bunch of straw.
" Strange, I could've sworn I heard this thing tal-- "
" Help...me! " the figure said as he looked up, this body intact with the exception of
his arms. Gohan's eyes widened.
" DADDY!? " he yelped as he stared at the figure.
" Daddy? What're you talkin about? " the scarecrow said, confused as he grabbed his arms
with his left leg & flipped them into the air, then tilted right, then left as each arm flew
back into its correct spot, " I'm nobody's Daddy..am I? " he scratched his head.
" I should've known. " Gohan sighed, " Are you sure you're not related to a person
named Son Gokuu? "
" I'm not sure of anything. Ya see, " the scarecrow Goku lookalike said as he leaned
downward & took his hat off, to reveal a large hole in his skull where his brain should be,
" I don't have a brain. " he put his hand inside his head & moved it around, " Cool huh! "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Well, how about you come with me to see the Wizard. He could give
you a brain. "
" But, I don't wanna brain. " "Goku" shrugged, then smiled doofishly as a spotlight
appeared on him. Goku looked around for a minute, baffled at where the source of the light had
come from. He cleared this throat and began to sing, " There's only one thing in this world I
want, and that thing is something delish, there's only one thing in the world I want...and that,
one thing, is FISH! Ohhhhh, a yummy smelly mackeral, would be oh-quite a smackral, if it only did
exist, doodoodoodoodoodoo, but in this happy village, there ain't no snacks to pillege, if I
only had a fish, a big deli-hi-ous fish! " he sang, then stopped & bowed, taking his hat off his
head, exposing the hole in his skull once again.
" I don't know weither to clap or to cry. " Gohan leaned his head down to his hands,
embarassed.
" So, ya think this Wizard guy'll give me a fish? I'd settle for maybe a fishing pond
nearby my farm. Whadda ya think? "
" Well, I guess he could. " Gohan said uneasily, " Den--I mean, the Mayor told me to
just follow this path here, I'm sure the Wizard could get you a fish, if that's what you really
want. "
" YOU BET I DO! " Goku said cheerfully, then began to skip down the path, " Lalalala
lala! This is gonna be fun! "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Right. " he said sarcastically, then watched as Goku began to skip
faster, " HEY! WAITUP! "
" There you are my pretties. " the witch of the west, Chi-Chi, cackled as she stared into
the crystal ball, then noticed Goku, " Well, it looks like they've got that scarecrow with them."
Chi-Chi felt herself being pushed to one side as a smaller creature peeked into the
crystal ball & growled angrily into it.
" MOVE! " "Chi-Chi" shouted as she pushed the creature into two larger ones, who laughed
at it, " Stupid flying monkeys. I don't see why I keep you around, all you do is get this place
dirty. Now where are--ahh, there they are. " she said.
" Hahaha. " the largest monkey-creatrue pointed at the smallest one, who grumbled, then
got back up & ran over to the ball again, trying to peek past the witch's shoulder.
" Alright you thr--OFFA! " Chi-Chi yelped, turning around & accidently smacking into the
flying-monkey, " DON'T DO THAT! "
" Hmmph. " it folded it's arms stubbornly, then leaned it's head to the side curiously &
watched inside the crystal ball as Gohan & Hiyah continued onward. The creatures eyes narrowed
in anger as it flashed its view to the oblivious Goku, " Errrr... " it growled jealously.
" Listen you three, I want you to go "take care" of those three and bring me those ruby
slipper--I mean, ruby sneakers! " she said as a devious smile engulfed the short monkey's face,
the other two smirking as they flew out of a window in the tower, " That's it, get them, AHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH*cough**cough*HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! "
" This road goes on forever... " Gohan groaned as Goku continued to skip along, then
stopped & looked upward as Gohan accidently walked into him, then fell down, rubbing his head,
" What is it? What's the matter? "
" OOoooh, furry birdies! " Goku pointed upward as three figures came flying downward,
large, deep blue wings on their backs. Gohan looked up & rubbed his eyes.
" I must be seeing things! " he gasped as the figures landed in front of them, " VEGETA!
NAPPA! RADDIZ!?! "
" O-my. " Goku put in as Gohan stared at him oddly. Goku shrugged, then smiled at the
creatures, " Ooh, monkey-birds! "
" Where? " Nappa looked around, then screamed in pain as Vegeta stepped on his foot.
Goku laughed, then nudged Hiyah, " I like them, they're silly. "
Vegeta looked up at Goku's straw hat curiously & reached for it, " You want this? " Goku
said cheerfully as he took off his hat & swayed it in front of Vegeta's face, then pulled it
away, " Then you're gonna hafta come-n-get it! " he laughed as he ran off, Vegeta flying closely
behind. Goku chuckled, " This is fun! " he joshed, then turned around to see Vegeta tackle him &
grab the hat. Vegeta flew back to Nappa & Raddiz & put the hat on his head.
" Silly monkey! " Goku's voice rang from behind Vegeta, who turned back as Goku grabbed
him from behind & hugged him, then took his hat & put it back on his own head, " Gohan, can I
keep him? " he whined.
" LET GO OF ME! " Vegeta screamed as Goku dropped him in shock.
" OH MY GOD! IT TALKS! " he yelped.
" YOU BET I DO! " Vegeta growled as he grabbed the scarecrow's leg & pulled it off,
causing Goku to fall to the ground. Vegeta ripped more of the straw off of Goku, who began to
scream in pain.
" STOP IT! " Gohan cried as Nappa & Raddiz turned their attention to him.
" And YOU'RE gonna stop us? " Nappa smirked as he glanced back over at the now unconsious
Goku, & Vegeta, who as sitting next to him with the straw hat on his head, " Take that stupid
thing off. " he whispered to Vegeta, who growled angrily, walked over to Nappa & kicked him in
the croch, then returned to his spot.
" Kid, there's no way you and that purple lizard of yours are going to stop us, so why
don't you just give--OOFH! " Raddiz gaked as a metal foot made contact with the side of his face,
the tall, shiny, silver creature began to beat him up. Gohan sat there in awe as the familiar
figure knocked Raddiz unconsious, then turned to Nappa & Vegeta, who stared at him in confusion.
Gohan gasped as light reflected off the figure's face. Gohan grinned widely & stretched
his arms out in happiness, " IT'S....YOU! "
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5:32 PM 2/3/01
End of Part 1
I hope everyone liked part 1. I
guess I'm going to be putting my
stories together from now on due
to fanfic.net's new chapter law.
I guess that's okay. :shrugs: I
still don't really have an opinon
on it yet. -Chuquita
5:37 PM 1/24/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
The Wizard of Z
Quote of the week: "--& this is my sidekick Ka'krot. I call him my sidekick because he is
always by my side. And when he does something stupid, I kick him." -Chibi Vegeta from my comic
strip "The Prince & the Pauper"
Chuey's Corner: As you may've already guessed this
is a "Wizard of Oz" parody. I had this idea a while ago,
and now that my writer's block is finally over with I can
get back to writing stuff without contantly getting stuck
like I did with my last fic.
The ages of the characters are somewhere around
the Freeza saga, I don't keep track.
Summary: Singing Nameks? Flying monkeys? Chi-Chi the
"Wicked Witch of the West"? The Son home is right in
the path of a tornado & sends Gohan & Hiyah Dragon on
an unwanted trip to the land of OZ. How will they get
home? Who will they meet? And where did Freeza get ruby
slippers?
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" GOHAN! GET THIS DRAGON OUT OF MY KITCHEN RIGHT NOW!!! " Chi-Chi screamed as Hiyah
Dragon began sniffing the pot of noodles Chi-Chi was holding.
Gohan zipped into the room and stared at the scene, dumbfounded. Chi-Chi was now holding
the pot high above her head while Hiyah hovered over her sipping from the pot.
" How did he get in the house? " Gohan wondered. His eyes darted over to a large
dragon-sized hole in the wall. He put his hand on his forehead.
" I DON'T CARE HOW HE GOT IN HERE MISTER! NOW GET THIS BEAST OUT BEFORE I SERVE _HIM_
FOR DINNER!! " Chi-Chi roared as Gohan clasped his hands together.
" No Mom PLEASE! I promise he'll be good! " Gohan nodded, " Hiyah-Dragon, come down here
boy. " he called as the large purplish-blue creature flew to the ground & landed as a nose
peeked around the corner & sniffed the air loudly.
" Oh, hi Dad. " Gohan said as he began to push Hiyah out through the hole he came in.
" Chi-Chi, lookit! " Goku grinned as he held a humongous fish above his head, " Can we
have it tonight? "
A vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead, " NO GOKU! I ALREADY MADE DINNER! HONESTLY! What
do you expect? Me to cook TWO dinners! "
Goku watched as Hiyah began to eat the food that was set out on the table, " I don't
really think you have a choice. " he pointed to the dragon. Gohan trying desprately to drag him
away from the table, pulling on his tail.
Chi-Chi gasped, " MY RICE! " she exclaimed, then narrowed her eyes & grabbed her frying
pan, " OOH I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON! " she ran full speed at Hiyah, who
glanced over his shoulder & yelped, then flew out the hole & off into the distance. Chi-Chi
stood among the rubble of what used to be a wall & smirked, " Well, now that that's over with
maybe we can have a peaceful dinner. "
" MOM! Now he'll NEVER come back! " Gohan cried.
" Good! I hope he doesn't! " Chi-Chi said as she sat down at the table. Goku shrugged &
tossed the fish over his shoulder, then walked over to the TV & turned it on.
" We interupt this broadcast to bring you this important message. There's a HUGE
UNSTOPPABLE DANGEROUS LIFE THREATINGING tornado heading for the coastal region. " the announcer
screamed frantically, then smiled happily, " But don't worry, practically NOBODY lives there, so
there's not really anything to panic about. " he said as the screen switched a view above the
area, the tornado about 5 miles away, " As you can see there's hardly anything there except
mountains and fields. "
Goku stared at the screen, " Hey, that little dot looks kind of like our house. "
Gohan walked towards the TV & gasped, " DAD! THAT _IS_ OUR HOUSE! "
" You know what this means, don't you son? " Goku looked down.
" Well-- "
" IT MEANS WE'RE ON TV! " Goku shouted happily, then ran outside & looked upwards at the
helicopter, waving his arms about, " BULMA! LOOK AT ME I'M ON TV!! " Goku cried as the two men in
the helicopter shrugged & exchanged confused glances.
" Who is that guy? " the pilot mumbled as the cameraman turned to him.
" Eh, I dunno, probably some goofball, people'll do anything to get on television
nowadays. "
" Sad, isn't it. "
" Hey Dad, what's that? " Bulma asked curiously as she stood out on the front lawn,
a large, hot-air balloon-like thing in front behind her Dr. Briefs.
" It's a new type of invention, runs on nuclear power and can go halfway across the globe
in less then 10 seconds. " Dr. Briefs said as grumbling could be heard in the backround near the
flowerbed.
" And what's YOUR problem! " Bulma narrowed her eyes at Vegeta, who was down on his knees
digging at the soil, " I told you that when you moved in here you'd have to do some work. You
can't just sit around sulking all day. "
" SHUT UP ONNA! " Vegeta retorted, " This is pathetic! ME, reduced to scraping around in
the dirt like some lowly commoner. IF YOU WANTED THIS BLASTED JOB DONE YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
KAKOROT TO DO IT! "
" Well "Kakorot" isn't living here, YOU ARE! " Bulma said as Vegeta hung his head in
frustration, then felt a tap on his back.
" NOW whadda you want? " he grumbled, " Just between you and me I don't really mind doing
this, " he blushed slightly. Vegeta's face hardened, " but if you start making me wash dishes
I'll-- "
" Rrra! " Hiyah cawed as Vegeta turned around, face to face with the small dragon.
" Now what the heck are you? " he blinked, confused as Hiyah opened his mouth wide &
pointed inside.
" Eh? You must be MAD if you think I'm going in there! " Vegeta gawked as Hiyah reached
down & grabbed the saiyajin with his jaws. Hiyah smiled, only a the tip of Vegeta's hair sticking
out of Hiya's mouth.
" LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID ANIMAL!! " Vegeta screamed from inside as he pounded the
back of the dragon's teeth, " ONNA! WHERE ARE YOU! LET ME OUT OF HERE! "
" Vegeta? " Bulma looked around, " Now where did he go! " she said angrily as Hiyah flew
off, " Darn it! VEGETA! "
" Chi-Chi, quick! Turn the TV back on! " Goku said excitedly as he bounded inside and
came face to face with a very aggrivated Chi-Chi.
" NOT NOW GOKU! I'm sending Gohan upstairs to study. " she smiled.
" But you don't understand! I'm on TV! Look! " he said as he turned the television on.
" Update on the tornado watch, as this terrible storm draws closer we have just been
informed of some brave citizen who's chosen to build a house right in the middle of the tornado's
pathway! " the announcer said as the screen switched to 20 feet above the Son house, a small
figure standing outside waving his arms about.
" See? It's ME! Isn't technology GREAT! " Goku grinned as Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.
" Not much is known about this man, except that he was wearing a ridiculous haircut &
screaming "bloomers". "
" Bloomers? Whatsa bloomer? " Goku scratched his head, confused while Gohan smacked his
down against the kitchen table.
" GOHAN! Don't do that! You don't want to damage any of your brain cells! You need them
for college. " Chi-Chi shouted, worried.
" But MOM! What about the storm! Shouldn't we go down to the cellar & wait till it
passes?" Gohan pleaded.
" N-O NO! " Chi-Chi growled, " No storm is keeping MY child from his studying. Besides,
I've made up an exam for you. " she smiled as Gohan groaned.
" Rrra! " a familiar voice cried as Gohan perked up.
" HIYAH! HE CAME BACK! " he grinned widely.
" Well he won't be back for long! " Chi-Chi smirked as she grabbed her frying pan &
headed towards the front door. Hiyah gasped, opening his mouth wide as Vegeta fell out, breathing
heavily.
" Look! It's 'ol Veggiebrains! " Goku grinned as Vegeta got to his feet. Ignoring Goku,
he turned around to Hiyah & prepared to punch him.
" YOU BLASTED BEAST! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO _EAT_ THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! I'LL DESTORY YOU! "
Vegeta screamed as he geared up for a ki blast, then felt the frying pan make contact against
his skull, fell to the ground unconsious.
" HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING! " Chi-Chi screamed, " That's MY job! " she smirked as
she held the frying pan over her head.
" MOM NO! " Gohan cried as he ran between her & Hiyah, who flew off to his left around
the side of the house, " Wha, where'd he go? "
" I don't know & I don't care! " Chi-Chi huffed, " NOW GET TO YOUR ROOM! " she shouted
as Gohan sighed, defeated, and grabbed his books.
Goku watched as his son trudged upstairs, then looked down at Vegeta, " Is he, dead? "
Goku said, confused as he bent down & poked Vegeta in the head repeatedly, " I never knew Hiyah
was a meat eater. "
" You mean carnivore, Dad. " Gohan moaned from upstairs.
" That's MY little genius! " Chi-Chi smiled.
" Carnivore? Where! Hey son come on let's go! I wanna get there before they get lines
at the rollar coaster! " Goku said excitedly.
" CarniVORE Dad. Not carniVAL! " Gohan cried as Goku stared, confused.
" ...oh. " he said, tilting his head to the side, " Say, maybe I should take Vegeta
home. " Goku nodded as the door burst open.
" GOKU! " an exasperated Kururin screamed, " DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?! "
" Yeah! I'm on it. " Goku smiled as Kururin sweatdropped.
" NO Goku, the tornado! "
" Oh, that. " Goku said, " Well, first I have to get Vegeta back home. Hiyah almost
digested him. "
Kururin gulped, " Uh, right..did you say "almost DIGESTED"?? "
" Yup. Come on Vegeta! Let's go! " Goku said to the unconsious prince as he instant
transmitted himself to Bulma's, dropped Vegeta, then transmitted himself back home, " There. "
Goku said as he rubbed his hand together, " Done. Now what were you talking about again? "
Kururin turned around to see a gigantic tornado about 5 miles back & yelped, " THE
TORNADO GOKU! THE TORNADO! " he turned his friend's attention to behind him.
" Wow. " Goku blinked, " "As seen on TV". "
" Ohhh. " Gohan groaned as he sat in his room, sulking at the desk, his head laying on
an open Geomatry book, " It's not fair! I'm here in my room doing nothing while that tornado
comes closer to our house! We'll all be killed! "
" Rrrarra! " Hiyah chirped as he hopped through the window.
" Hiyah, you know you shouldn't be here! If Mom finds you you'll end up like Vegeta,
dead--err, unconsious, I mean. " Gohan said nervously as Hiyah plopped himself down on the
floor & smiled at Gohan, who bit his lip, " Well..oh-kay. You can stay. But if you hear anyone
coming, you're gone. I'm afraid of what Mom'll do to you. "
" Rra, rrarrra! " Hiyah nodded happily.
" I'm afraid what she'll do to me... "
" You've got to be kidding Dad, that thing'll never get off the air! " Bulma said with
her hands on her hips as she stared at her father in the odd looking hotair balloon.
" Oh you'll see Bulma, all I need is the right amount of wind to get myself going. "
Dr. Briefs said.
" Oh come on Dad. Where're you gonna get the wind to move tha-- " Bulma gasped as the
ground began to shake & the wind picked up.
" There's a tornado coming by several miles away from here, I'm going to use it to get
this contraption moving. " Dr. Briefs said as the balloon raised into the air & flew off.
Bulma stared upward as the balloon sailed out of view.
" I hope he knows what he's doing... "
" Oooooh. " Goku said in awe as he stood on the front lawn, his spiky hair flying back
as the tornado neared his house, " Cool! " he tilted his head to the side as Kururin rushed
outside next to Goku.
" WAH! IT'S THE TORNADO! " Kururin cried, frightened, " GOKU WE HAVE TO GET INSIDE THE
STORM CELLAR QUICK! "
" Tornado? OH MY GOD! KURURIN! IT'S THE TORNADO! " Goku gasped as Kururin put his hand
on his forehead & sweatdropped, " HURRY! WE HAVE TO GET THE OTHERS TO THE STORM CELLAR! "
" Brillant idea Goku. " Kururin remarked sarcastically, " Why didn't I think of it. "
Goku blinked twice, " Why DIDN'T you think of it? " he said confused.
" I did. " Kururin said, " Now come on! " he grabbed Goku & ran inside.
" Chi-Chi, hurry up. " Gyu-Mao shouted as he poked his head out of the storm cellar along
with Goku & Kururin, " What're you still doing out there, the tornado's only 4 feet from the
house! And where's Gohan?! "
" Up in his room, just because there's a little wind outside doesn't mean my Gohan has to
put his studying on hold and drop everything he's doing! " Chi-Chi huffed.
" But Chi-Chi! The tornado! " Goku pointed out.
" TO BAD! " Chi-Chi roared as Goku slid back downward into the cellar, " Now move over! "
she said as she pushed Kururin & Gyu-Mao to the side & went down the steps, " I don't see what
you have to worry about, it'll probably miss us anyway. What chances does that tornado have of
going right through this house anyway! "
Goku thought for a moment...
10 minutes later, " Say Chi-Chi, how about if we just get Gohan to come down HERE &
study. That way if the tornado does come right through the house he'll be okay. "
" Are you crazy Goku! If Gohan takes has to lug all his books from upstairs down here
he'll waste valuable study time! And he'll NEVER get that time back! " Chi-Chi said as Kururin
sweatdropped, then noticed the ceiling begining to shake.
" MY GOD! IT'S HERE! " Kururin screamed as Chi-Chi's eyes widened.
" OH NO! GOHAN! MY BABY! " she yelped as she squrried towards the door to open it. Her
father grabbed her arms to restrain her.
" CHI-CHI! YOU CAN'T OPEN THAT DOOR! It's right above us! "
" SO IS MY GOHAN! "
" Listen, if you open that door we'll be directly inside the tornado. " Gyu-Mao said as
Goku opened the door above them.
" GOKU NO! " Kururin shouted, then ran behind Gyu-Mao. Goku stuck his head out the
cellar.
" Well, I have good news, & bad news. " he smiled stupidly, " The good news is, the
tornado's gone! " Goku waved his arms about as the group cheered, " The bad news is, so is our
house. " Goku grinned as everyone stared at him, their mouths hanging open. Chi-Chi ran past Goku
& pushed him aside, climbing out of the cellar.
Chi-Chi stood at the top of the steps, staring out in shock, her face a yellowish-green
color.
" Oh my God! It took our whole house right off it's hinges! " Gyu-Mao gasped as he looked
around at the dusty plot of land the Son home had rested upon.
" Toldja. " Goku said to his father-in-law, then looked up & noticed something falling
from the sky.
" Hey guys, what's that? " Goku pointed upward.
" I'm not sure. " Kururin said as the object hurtled downward.
Goku felt a tap on his shoulder & looked back to see a very aggrivated Vegeta.
" Kakorot, have you seen that onna's father? The gravity room broke again &--OFFA! "
he cried as the falling object smashed into the top of his head. Vegeta whobbled backwards &
fainted.
" Well, whadda ya know Chi-Chi, it's your frying pan! " Goku grinned as an evil sneer
appeared on Chi-Chi's face. Goku's smile faded, " --frying...pan. "
" Yes, what a coincidence. " Chi-Chi said as she walked slowly over to Goku, grabbed her
frying pan off the ground & raised it high over her head, " Now that we've lost all of our other
material posessions in the world at least I still have the one that I plan to KILL YOU WITH!!! "
Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran in circles after Goku, who was waving his
arms about & screaming helplessly.
" Wha, what just happened? " Vegeta said weakly.
Kururin looked around, " I'm not really sure. "
" Ohhhhh... " Gohan groaned as he sat up on the floor, leaning against Hiyah. Gohan's
eyes widened as he stared about his room, " OH NO! MOM'S GONNA KILL ME! " he cried as he looked
around to see various books & worksheets lying about the bedroom, " IT LOOKS LIKE A HURRICANE
HIT IT! "
" Rrra, ra! " Hiyah pointed out.
" Oh yeah, you're right, a hurricane DID hit it. " Gohan noted, " We better go downstairs
& check to see if everyone's alright. " Hiyah nodded in agreement as the two creeped slowly
down the steps, " I can't let Mom see you now, she's already probably having a heart attack.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE! " he shouted as the duo stared at the kitchen. Pots, pans, & various
silverware scattered about.
Gohan's eyes caught sight of the refridgerator, which was now empty. A trail of
foodstains leading to the window, " Dad would cry so hard if he saw this. "
" Rrrarra? " Hiyah coaxed Gohan's attention to the front door, leaning his head against
it.
" What is it boy? Do you hear somethin? " Gohan asked as he opened the door & shrieked,
" WHERE ARE WE! " the young boy stared out at the landscape before him. A small, quaint village
outstretched for about a half-mile or so. The houses were painted in vivid colors, and the
trail leading out of the villege was a strange yellow color.
Gohan stepped out of his house along with Hiyah, who looked about, unsure. The streets
were empty. Gohan noticed various green antenne poking out of the windows of the homes.
" Uh, is anyone here? Hello? It's okay, I won't hurt you. I just need your help. " Gohan
called out as people slowly emerged from their domains. Gohan's eyes popped out of their sockets,
" NAMEKS?! "
The nameks, who were wearing strange, bright pixie/leprican clothing, made their way
towards Gohan, then gasped when they saw his house behind him.
" Excuse me, could you tell me where I am? I don't think the tornado blew me ALL THE WAY
to new Namek and I-- " Gohan stopped, then noticed the nameks were all gathered around one spot
of the house with large smiles on their faces.
" Oh my? " the first namek gasped as out of nowhere the backround darkened except for a
large spotlight around the small namekian group. The first one pulled out a whistle & blew it
once, then burst into song with three others.
" Oh my, oh my! I can't believe my eyes! "
" You killed the witch! "
" The evil witch! "
" You led to her demise! " the fourth finished off as Gohan stared at them, blankly.
Gohan turned to Hiyah, " Something tells me we aren't in Kansas anymore. "
" Rrra rra! " Hiyah answered.
" Oh yeah, we were never IN Kansas to begin with. " Gohan folded his arms as tapped one
of the Nameks on the shoulder, to no avail, the quartet were still busy singing their tacky,
endless song.
" She's dead! "
" She's dead! "
" She's really really dead! "
" You saved us joy! "
" Oh thank you boy! "
" Your house fell on her head! "
" Uh, right. " Gohan raised an eyebrow, then turned around to see a large pink bubble
begin to float towards him. The bubble faded, revealing a familiar figure.
" BULMA!? " Gohan cried, confused, " Bulma, what's going on? And why are you wearing that
outfit?"
" Bulma? " the figure said, " Why I am not a "Bulma", I am the good witch of the north. "
Gohan smacked his head repeatedly against a nearby tree, then stopped, " Oh, _I_ know
what's going on here. I'm having one of those "weird" dreams I get when I eat too much fish.
That must be it! "
" Now what is he talking about? " the good witch of the north said as Gohan walked up
to her.
" Let me guess, Mom's read this story to me before; you're "Glenda", right? "
" Actually it's Blenda. " the witch said as Gohan sweatdropped. Blenda glanced over to
her left & gawked at the feet & tail sticking out from underneath Gohan's house, " Oh my! What
happened here? "
" Oh my, oh my! I can't beli-MMPH! " Namek 1 yelped as Hiyah put his large paw of the
young namek's mouth to prevent another onslaught of singing.
" Well, according the those guys, my house just killed somebody. " Gohan sighed, his eyes
widened when he saw the tail of the creature, " OH MY GOD! IT'S FREEZA! I KILLED FREEZA! " he
gasped, then glanced down at the creature oddly, " Waitaminute, are those high-heels? "
" Why yes, that is the source of the witch's power. " Blenda said as she took them off &
tapped them once with her magic wand, turning them into red sneakers. Gohan stared at the scene
in awe, then a large puff of black smoke appeared, sending the musically-inclined nameks running
for the hills.
" It's the evil wicked witch of the west! The witch of the east's sister! " Blenda said
as Gohan turned around to see a figure in a traditional halloweenish witch costume,
complete with pointy hat. The witch lifted her cloak away from her face to reveal a light
greenish color skin. Gohan's mouth dropped to the ground.
" MOM!!! " he shouted, " YOU'RE FREEZA'S SISTER!!! Not that that's hard to believe, BUT
HOW?! "
" Little boy! " The witch of the west sneered, " You killed my sister! " she narrowed her
eyes at Gohan, who gulped.
" I, I, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I didn't even know that Freeza was your sister! I
didn't even know Freeza was a girl! " Gohan waved his arms about frantically.
" Freeza? I don't know what you're talking about. AND I DON'T CARE! " she said as she
made her way over to the house and looked around at her "sister", then gasped when she realized
East's slippers where gone, " THE SLIPPERS! THE RUBY SLIPPERS! " she shrieked, then growled,
" WHERE ARE THEY! WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM! " she ran upto Blenda, who smirked.
" Why, here they are. " she held up the ruby sneakers.
" WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM! THEY'RE TO SMALL TO WEAR! " west cried as Blenda tapped the
sneakers again, causing them to disappear.
" Too small for you to wear, yes, but for him, they seem to fit just right. " Blenda
pointed to Gohan, who was now wearing the sneakers, " Now unless you would like me to turn YOU
into a pair of slippers I suggest you GET OUTTA HERE! " Blenda pointed upward as the witch
glared at her.
" Don't think this is over yet! " she shouted, then looked at Gohan, " You just wait,
I'll get you my pretty, and your large, endangered, purple, horned, wing-ed dragon-like creature
too! " she said as she disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
Gohan turned to Blenda, " That was a mouth-full...but, how do I get out of here? " he
said with a worried look on his face as another familiar namek walked out of the mayor's office.
" Greeting, hello, good-day and welcome! " he said as Gohan smiled.
" Dende! Thank goodness you're here! Everyone's gone crazy and-- "
" As the mayor of this fine facility, in the beautiful land of Z, I'd like to welcome
you to my humble city. You have saved us all from the evil witch, but now you find yourself,
stuck in a ditch. " he began to rhyme.
" I knew it was to good to be true. " Gohan cried.
" The ditch? " the mayor said.
" The witch? " the peasants answered.
" Z? "
" ci-tee? "
" Ohhhhhh-- " "Dende" began as Gohan screamed.
" PLEASE STOP! " Gohan yelled, " I just want to know how to get home from here! "
" Home? " the mayor turned towards Gohan, " Oh! Is that all you want to know, well all
you have to do is follow the yellow brick road! It will lead you and your strange lizard friend
to the Wizard. "
" The, wizard? " Gohan said, confused.
" The wizard knows everything! " Namek 1 said.
" The wizard can do everything! " Namek 2 added.
Gohan folded his arms, " Yeah, everything except get you guys to stop singing. " he
groaned.
" You better get going! " Namek 3 said.
" There's no time to waste. " 4 noted.
" No time to waste, you must make haste, ohhhhhhh-- " Namek 1 began in a sing song voice
as Gohan grabbed Hiyah by the arm & dashed off just as the nameks burst into song, completely
ignoring the fact that Gohan was long gone by now, " You're off to see the wizard! The wonderful
wizard of Z.... "
Gohan stopped & leaned against the fencepost, " Man Hiyah, we must've run at least 10
miles just now. " he said as he slid down against the side of a tree, " I'm pooped, I don't think
I could move another... "
" AHHHHHHHH!!! " a voice screamed from in the cornfields behind Gohan, who bolted to
attention & turned around to see a figure in farm-like clothing being attacked by various birds,
" HIYAH! QUICK! A CITIZEN IN TROUBLE! " he shouted in a heroic voice as Hiyah stared at
him oddly for a moment, " Come on! " Gohan said as he ran towards the scene. The birds, sensing
someone was coming, took this moment to fly off and overhead Gohan, Hiyah, & the stranger.
Hiyah took a deep breath & sent a blast of fire at the birds, burning them to a crisp.
" Wow, I didn't know you could do THAT. " Gohan smiled.
" Rrrar rr! " Hiyah bowed proudly.
Gohan turned towards the stranger & yelped, parts of the figure's body sprawled out.
Upon closer observation, he realized that it was just a bunch of straw.
" Strange, I could've sworn I heard this thing tal-- "
" Help...me! " the figure said as he looked up, this body intact with the exception of
his arms. Gohan's eyes widened.
" DADDY!? " he yelped as he stared at the figure.
" Daddy? What're you talkin about? " the scarecrow said, confused as he grabbed his arms
with his left leg & flipped them into the air, then tilted right, then left as each arm flew
back into its correct spot, " I'm nobody's Daddy..am I? " he scratched his head.
" I should've known. " Gohan sighed, " Are you sure you're not related to a person
named Son Gokuu? "
" I'm not sure of anything. Ya see, " the scarecrow Goku lookalike said as he leaned
downward & took his hat off, to reveal a large hole in his skull where his brain should be,
" I don't have a brain. " he put his hand inside his head & moved it around, " Cool huh! "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Well, how about you come with me to see the Wizard. He could give
you a brain. "
" But, I don't wanna brain. " "Goku" shrugged, then smiled doofishly as a spotlight
appeared on him. Goku looked around for a minute, baffled at where the source of the light had
come from. He cleared this throat and began to sing, " There's only one thing in this world I
want, and that thing is something delish, there's only one thing in the world I want...and that,
one thing, is FISH! Ohhhhh, a yummy smelly mackeral, would be oh-quite a smackral, if it only did
exist, doodoodoodoodoodoo, but in this happy village, there ain't no snacks to pillege, if I
only had a fish, a big deli-hi-ous fish! " he sang, then stopped & bowed, taking his hat off his
head, exposing the hole in his skull once again.
" I don't know weither to clap or to cry. " Gohan leaned his head down to his hands,
embarassed.
" So, ya think this Wizard guy'll give me a fish? I'd settle for maybe a fishing pond
nearby my farm. Whadda ya think? "
" Well, I guess he could. " Gohan said uneasily, " Den--I mean, the Mayor told me to
just follow this path here, I'm sure the Wizard could get you a fish, if that's what you really
want. "
" YOU BET I DO! " Goku said cheerfully, then began to skip down the path, " Lalalala
lala! This is gonna be fun! "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Right. " he said sarcastically, then watched as Goku began to skip
faster, " HEY! WAITUP! "
" There you are my pretties. " the witch of the west, Chi-Chi, cackled as she stared into
the crystal ball, then noticed Goku, " Well, it looks like they've got that scarecrow with them."
Chi-Chi felt herself being pushed to one side as a smaller creature peeked into the
crystal ball & growled angrily into it.
" MOVE! " "Chi-Chi" shouted as she pushed the creature into two larger ones, who laughed
at it, " Stupid flying monkeys. I don't see why I keep you around, all you do is get this place
dirty. Now where are--ahh, there they are. " she said.
" Hahaha. " the largest monkey-creatrue pointed at the smallest one, who grumbled, then
got back up & ran over to the ball again, trying to peek past the witch's shoulder.
" Alright you thr--OFFA! " Chi-Chi yelped, turning around & accidently smacking into the
flying-monkey, " DON'T DO THAT! "
" Hmmph. " it folded it's arms stubbornly, then leaned it's head to the side curiously &
watched inside the crystal ball as Gohan & Hiyah continued onward. The creatures eyes narrowed
in anger as it flashed its view to the oblivious Goku, " Errrr... " it growled jealously.
" Listen you three, I want you to go "take care" of those three and bring me those ruby
slipper--I mean, ruby sneakers! " she said as a devious smile engulfed the short monkey's face,
the other two smirking as they flew out of a window in the tower, " That's it, get them, AHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH*cough**cough*HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! "
" This road goes on forever... " Gohan groaned as Goku continued to skip along, then
stopped & looked upward as Gohan accidently walked into him, then fell down, rubbing his head,
" What is it? What's the matter? "
" OOoooh, furry birdies! " Goku pointed upward as three figures came flying downward,
large, deep blue wings on their backs. Gohan looked up & rubbed his eyes.
" I must be seeing things! " he gasped as the figures landed in front of them, " VEGETA!
NAPPA! RADDIZ!?! "
" O-my. " Goku put in as Gohan stared at him oddly. Goku shrugged, then smiled at the
creatures, " Ooh, monkey-birds! "
" Where? " Nappa looked around, then screamed in pain as Vegeta stepped on his foot.
Goku laughed, then nudged Hiyah, " I like them, they're silly. "
Vegeta looked up at Goku's straw hat curiously & reached for it, " You want this? " Goku
said cheerfully as he took off his hat & swayed it in front of Vegeta's face, then pulled it
away, " Then you're gonna hafta come-n-get it! " he laughed as he ran off, Vegeta flying closely
behind. Goku chuckled, " This is fun! " he joshed, then turned around to see Vegeta tackle him &
grab the hat. Vegeta flew back to Nappa & Raddiz & put the hat on his head.
" Silly monkey! " Goku's voice rang from behind Vegeta, who turned back as Goku grabbed
him from behind & hugged him, then took his hat & put it back on his own head, " Gohan, can I
keep him? " he whined.
" LET GO OF ME! " Vegeta screamed as Goku dropped him in shock.
" OH MY GOD! IT TALKS! " he yelped.
" YOU BET I DO! " Vegeta growled as he grabbed the scarecrow's leg & pulled it off,
causing Goku to fall to the ground. Vegeta ripped more of the straw off of Goku, who began to
scream in pain.
" STOP IT! " Gohan cried as Nappa & Raddiz turned their attention to him.
" And YOU'RE gonna stop us? " Nappa smirked as he glanced back over at the now unconsious
Goku, & Vegeta, who as sitting next to him with the straw hat on his head, " Take that stupid
thing off. " he whispered to Vegeta, who growled angrily, walked over to Nappa & kicked him in
the croch, then returned to his spot.
" Kid, there's no way you and that purple lizard of yours are going to stop us, so why
don't you just give--OOFH! " Raddiz gaked as a metal foot made contact with the side of his face,
the tall, shiny, silver creature began to beat him up. Gohan sat there in awe as the familiar
figure knocked Raddiz unconsious, then turned to Nappa & Vegeta, who stared at him in confusion.
Gohan gasped as light reflected off the figure's face. Gohan grinned widely & stretched
his arms out in happiness, " IT'S....YOU! "
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5:32 PM 2/3/01
End of Part 1
I hope everyone liked part 1. I
guess I'm going to be putting my
stories together from now on due
to fanfic.net's new chapter law.
I guess that's okay. :shrugs: I
still don't really have an opinon
on it yet. -Chuquita