Disclaimer: I do not own south Park

Ohk, so this has some smex scene in later chapters so yeah... :)

Chapter 1

Kyle's POV

I have been waiting for my super best friend to show up at my house for what seems like hours. Finally, I hear a knock at the door. It was Stan. Finally! My Mum answered the door and escorted the raven haired boy up to my room.

"Hey dude! About time you showed up!"

"Hey, it's not my fault that crazy bitch Wendy was trying to get back up with me. I don't know how many times I have to tell her that I don't love her anymore…" Stan chuckled.

"Yeah, she needs to get it through her thick head. So anyway, what do you wanna do?" I ask him.

Well, I did have an idea….."

"And what would that b-" I was cut off by Stan's lips pressed up against mine, and surprisingly I kissed him back. What was I doing? Stan was my super best friend for Christ's sake! Stan pushed me back so he was lying on top of me on my bed. He slid off my hat and runs his hand through my red now dead straight hair. I started to move my hands down his toned abs until I get down to the zipper of his black skinny jeans. I start to unzip them, and he stops me.

"Dude, what's wrong?" I ask him as he gets off my bed. He walks towards the door pulling out his phone.

"Just gonna go make a call." He replies as he walks into my bathroom to make it. I could hear him talking, but I didn't actually know what he was saying or who he was talking to. It's a good thing we stopped making out, because literally 10 seconds after Stan came back to my room after making his call, my mother walked in to inform us that dinner was ready.

I was still wondering who Stan was on the phone to. He told me it was a surprise and I had to wait about half an hour for it. I really wanted to know what it was, so I quickly ate my dinner and plunked myself on the lounge. About five minutes later, Stan joins me. There was an awkward silence probably due to our making out session in my bedroom about 15 minutes ago. We didn't say a single thing to each other until there was a knock at the door. We both got up to answer it. It was Kenny.

"Oh hey Kenny, what are you doing here?" I ask him.

"I invited him over, come on in Kenny." Stan says.

"Mum!" I call out to my mother who was in the kitchen still cleaning up from dinner. "Kenny's gonna stay the night too."

"All right, don't make too much noise though." She calls back.

The three of us walked up the stairs and into my bedroom. I was the last one in. Kenny and Stan were already sitting on my bed staring at me.

"What? Is there something on my face?" I ask. They both giggle at me. "So Stan, what was your surprise? It's been half an hour." They both look at each other with big smirks on their faces, and then they look at me.

"You. Me. Stan. Threesome. Now." Kenny said, still with the smirk on his face.

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