Inuyasha: Oh, drat, not her again!
Kagome: Yoo-hoo.
Inuyasha: (sneaks even deeper into the bushes)
Kagome: Sit!
Bushes fall into deep pit.
Kagome: Ha! I knew you were there!
Inuyasha: thinking: "If you knew, you didn't have to crush me, you goddamn bitch!"
Kagome: (walks over to the pit)
Inuyasha: thinking: "great, what now?"
Kagome: Time to wash you clothes.
Inuyasha: I don't need them washed! (lifts bushes off his head)
Kagome: But you smell like dog pee!
Inuyasha: Now, why would I smell like dog pee!
Kagome: (breathes in deeply) CUZ YOU PISS LIKE A DOG! GOD, DONT YOU KNOW ANY MANNERS! Sit!
Inuyasha: shud wup "shut up"
Dust in the air
Kagome: cough cough. Shit, shouldn't have said that. Now I have to sniff doggy dust and doggy piss.
Miroku: My, my, what is Lady Kagome doing here all alone? (sneers)
Kagome: Miroku! Hey, what's up!
Miroku: ...
Kagome: ...
Miroku: ...
Kagome: ... kyaaaaaaaa! Pervert! (Slaps Miroku's hand and pokes her two fingers in his eyes)
Sango: (appears from nowhere and beats Inuyasha, who is trying to get up from the hole, into a bloody pulp)
Kagome: Sango! That's Inuyasha!
Sango: Yeah, I know his name.
Kagome: Miroku touched me!
Sango: Miroku? Who's Miroku?
Kagome: The guy with the bloody eyeballs.
Sango: Oh, him! Yeah, that's the pervert monk. (has trouble remembering names of guys she likes)
Inuyasha: Why did you beat Inuyasha up, then?
Kagome: Hey! Author! May name is not Inuyasha!
Me: Uh, yeah, sorry...
Kagome: Sheesh, you're just as bad as Sango herself!
Sango and me: boo-hoo
Kagome: So, (glares at Sango) your explanation?
Sango: Ho HO HO! I did it because...(walks over to Miroku) WE are in love (Heart marks float everywhere)
Kagome: So, Santa (referring to the way Sango laughed), you used Inuyasha as a replacement?
Sango: Pretty much so.
Kagome: All for the name of love? You bitch!
Sango: Yeah, but since Miroku lossed his eyeballs, I'm changing my mind.
Kagome: Girls tsk, tsk, tsk.
Me: You're a girl, too.
Kagome: Shut up! (sticks middle finger up at me) One of these days I'm going to get a sex-change! You better rejoice. I'm changing my name to Kagomo.
Inuyasha: (Gasps and holds his breathe to keep himself from laughing. He's a wise guy)
Sango: What a lame name.
Kagome: It's awesome, isn't it? (she's not listening)
Miroku: (turns to Sango) I think Sango is a beautiful name.
Sango: It's a name of a coral.
Miroku: Even so, it's still beautiful.
Sango: If you like corals so much, go fuck one, pervert! (throws Miroku over the near-by cliff and into the ocean.)
Inuyasha: Fucking corals? That's gotta hurt!
Kagome: (glares at Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: thinking: "Why is she in such a bad mood?"
Sango: I thought you were going to wash Inuyasha's clothing, Kagome.
Kagome: I'm not in the mood right now. Sango, you take care of it. (starts leaving)
Sanga: Roger that!
Sanga: (punches me in the face) Don't change my name! I ain't Kagome # 2
Inuyasha: Rolling with laughter.
Sango: There, Inuyasha! All done!
Inuyasha: Huh? (Looks down at himself) Gaaaaaaa! I'm naked!
Kagome turns around: (squeals and takes pictures of him with her cell-phone)
Sango: (sniffs Inuyasha's clothing) Hey, Kagome! This doesn't smell bad at all!
Kagome: Well, you don't know cause you're used to the smell of stinking youkais anyway.
Sango: OO"""
Kagome: I'm taking this home. I need to use detergent for this.
Inuyasha: Wait! I need something to wear!
Kagome: Borrow it from Miroku!
Inuyasha: He's down there fucking corals!
Kagome: Swim for him.
Inuyasha: (growls and jumps into the sea)
Sango: Bye!
Kagome: See you later, Sango!
Sango: Yeah, sure.
ONE DAY LATER...
Miroku: Hahahahaha, those corals were more cooperative than Sango.
Sango: Shut up.
Me: Sheesh, how did he do it? He must be a true master of the erotic arts.
Sango: Stop getting ideas from him, author.
Me: My name isn't "author."
Sango: Your username sucks.
Me: ...
Squid-o (Sango): So, Inuyasha, how was your day?
Inuyasha: (glares at Squid-o) Where are my clothes and where is Kagome!
Squid-o: I talked to her this morning and asked her what she did with your clothes.
Inuyasha: And?
Squid-o: I don't know, she was talking about something called e-bay.
Inuyasha: What's that?
Brainless Squid-o: I have no idea. She left right after I asked her.
Miroku: What's with your username, Squid-o?
Sango: Wait... who's Squid-o (looks up)?
Me: (already running down the road)
Sango: Author...
Me: eep! She's fast!
Sango: Starts clobbering me with her hiraikotsu.
Me: Ow! Wait...ow!
Sango: You're going to pay for that. Especially that last one!
Miroku and Inuyasha: (shaking heads) Boys. Tsk, tsk, tsk. One of these days, I promise, I'm going to get a sex change.
Miroku: Your name already sounds girlish, so you don't have to worry.
Inuyasha: glares at Miroku.
Miroku: And I'll change mine to Miro-chan.
Inuyasha: (feels shivers down his spine).
Me: XX
Sango: Bwahahahahaha! Another victory!
THE END