Shaggy walks into a mall and goes into the elevator, to go to to 5th floor to meet Velma. Batgirl comes in the elevator on the 2nd floor. She gives Shaggy a weird look. Shaggy looks back at her and says:


"Zoinks! Do I have something on my face?"

"Oh nothing, It's just that you are so so cute."

"Ugh I have a girlfriend."

"Has she ever said how cute you look?"

"Y-yes, all the time."


"Is she a bit on the dangerous side, you know someone who make you a bit on the edge, in a good way?"

"N-no, not really... Why do you ask?... Wait! How did you know I am not at all dangerous?"

"Not that you are not dangerous, it's more like I can tell you don't like being dangerous."

"O-okay, but why do you think I need a girlfriend that is a bit on the dangerous side?"

"To get you on the edge, just a little bit."

"Well I would not want to be pushed off the edge." *laughs*

*also laughing* "You're funny, I really like you."

"What, you don't like those dangerous types?"

"I do, but I like anyone who is funny, and will like being on the edge just bit."


*elevator gets stuck on the 4th floor*

both: *jump (shaggy: more)*

"Well I guess we are going to be here for a while..."

"Ugh... Why don't we use the emergency phone?"

"Ugh... let's not. Come one... you need me to explain to you why dating someone who is not dangerous is not a good combination for you."

"Yeah why's that?"

"Well you need someone to put you on the edge."

"Yeah but here's the thing, my girlfriend is also my best friend."

"Most relationships like that don't work out when it involves best friends."

"Yeah but this one will."

"No it won't. I know I dated my best friend, we where the best of friends, it did not work out."

"Well you maybe right..."

"Oh I am, and I am right about this..."


*she kisses him, he kisses back*

*they stop*

"How was that?"


*ding! goes the elevator to the 5th floor*

"Did not notice that it was back to working."

*Velma is standing there in front of the door way*


"Ugh... Why are you so red Shaggy?"

"V-Velma!"

"Oh so this is your girlfriend."

"Yes I am his girlfriend. Who are you?"

"I-I you don't need to know my real name right now, but you can call me Batgirl."

"Okay Batgirl, why is my boyfriend's face so red?"

"I am not going to lie, I was explaining why he needs to not be dating his best friend. Plus he needs to date someone who can keep him on the edge a little."

"Yeah but we are fine thank you. *looks at Shaggy* Come on Shaggy let's go."

*waves goodbye* "Bye."

*waves bye back* "Bye."