"Doctor?"
"Yes,
Martha?"
"I'm staying here."
"What, in
4000BC?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"It
seems a lot less complicated, no war, no global warming, no
politics."
"What about your family?"
"You
can tell 'em"
"What? That you're stuck in 4000BC? I'll
get slapped again."
"That was hilarious. But seriously,
I hate them all. I wish they would burn and die."
"That's
a bit sadistic, isn't it?"
"Please, Doctor."
"Okay
then. I'll go and get slapped."
"Here's the TARDIS
key."
"Thanks. Here's your cellphone."
"Thanks.
Bye!"
"Bye!"
"Oh, by the way?"
"Yes,
Martha?"
"I have to tell you something..."
"Yes?"
"Love
the suit!"
"Doctor?"
"Mm-hm,
Martha?"
"Where's the airlock?"
"Why do you
want to know that?"
"Because I want to throw myself out
of it."
"Ahh. And...why would you want to do
that?"
"Because I hate my life, and I'm sadistically
suicidal."
"Ooh...I like that...sadistically
suicidal..."
"Doctor!"
"Oh, right,
sorry."
"So where is it?"
"Down the stairs,
third door on the right, two doors down on the left take the lift to
A1O0pHcc7, go to the computer, type in 313, 331, 367, 379, and it'll
open- don't forget to close the door."
"Thanks.
Bye"
"Bye."
"By the way..."
"Yes?"
"Love
the shoes. "
"Thanks."
P.S. In this last drabble, to avoid confusion, b Bold /b is Martha, i italics /i is the TARDIS, and normal is the Doctor.
b "Doctor?" /b
"Yes,
Martha?"
b "I have something I want to show
you." /b
"Yes?"
b "Step
outside." /b
"Okay then."
The Doctor stepped outside.
b "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" /b
"What?"
b "Now
this ship is mine! I'll roam the universe!" /b
"Alright…do
me a favour though…"
b "What is it?" /b
"Pass
me my coat."
b "Why?" /b
"I
love that coat."
Martha stepped outside to pass the Doctor his coat, and the TARDIS slammed her doors.
b "What?" /b
i "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
NOW I AM FREE!!!!!" /i
"Oh well."
i "By
the way, Doctor?" /i
"Yes?"
i "Love
the coat." /i