Dragonheart and Phoenix-Heart Broken

Summary: Parody/Story 7 of the TtYH Guardians Edition series. Discord and Razenoid, Garble and Salamence, and their teenage dragon/guardian gang trick Spike and Skyress into thinking that Rarity and Taylean don't love them back, despite their trying to tell them in Secret to my Excess, causing the little dragon and his guardian to run away and join the gang again and help them kidnap Princess Celestia and Lady Arceus! Can the Mane Six, their boyfriends, and their guardians hope to get Arceus, Skyress, Celestia, and Spike back? And will Rarity and Taylean confess how they really feel to Spike and Taylean? The names I've given the five dragons in Garble's gang are fan-made; I don't own anyone or even the show.

Ch.1: A Deal with Demons

Within the ruins of the ancient castle of the Everfree Forest, Discord reclined upon his checker-patterned divan, gazing deeply into the eyes of Princess Celestia, the white Alicorn in the heart-shaped picture frame in his hands. Not too far, Razenoid was lying upon his blood-red pillows while gazing at a heart-shaped picture of the Alicorn's guardian Lady Arceus.

"Oh, my sweet Celestia," Discord sighed, pretending she is the real thing and turning onto his side to that he can cradle the picture frame/"Celestia's head" into his lion arm. "You are just so cute when you blush like that. What is that, my sweet? You want a kiss? Oh, you are such a naught filly…but if you insist…" He then started to kiss the picture softly with light moans, running his talon alongside the picture's mane…

"Oh, Arceus," Razenoid sighed, gazing down at the picture as it lied face up on the pillow beside his head. "How I adore that glimmer in your eyes…I could just kiss you. You wouldn't mind, would you? Hehehe…I thought not…" He then started kissing picture along the occupant's neck…

"Masters, we—Whoopsie!" Discord and Razenoid shot their heads up to see Kaa and Sir Hiss standing at the open doorway, shocked looks on their faces. Mewtwo and Genesect stood behind them, covering their eyes with awkward expressions.

"Well, that was embarrassing," Mewtwo said to Genesect, who nodded with a slight groan.

"Guys," Discord yelled angrily, "what did Razenoid and I tell you about knocking before coming in here?!"

"Our deepessst apologiesss, great onesss," Hiss cried, groveling with a quiver in his voice, "but we came in to inform you that we have found the onesss whom you had asssked for." Discord's face calmed a bit at these news as he put his picture away.

"Well, don't you stand there like a group of idiots," Razenoid said, putting down his picture and getting up as well. "Let them in here!"

"Yesss, Massster," Kaa replied as Hiss got up quickly. The four of them then turned to the back of the door.

"He shall see you now." Genesect said. They then moved into the room, and six other creatures with their six guardians entered right behind them.

But they're not just any creatures, mind you. They happened to be Garble and his gang from the Great Dragon Migration, along with their guardians. The first to enter was Garble himself, the red leader with the spines of orange that would make others believe he represents the colors of a famous team of phoenixes and his guardian's mark, a pair of red dragon wings, branded into the yellow-orange skin of his right wing. Beside him is his guardian Salamence, the blue Dragon Pokemon with red wings that bears his partner's mark, a fiery phoenix wing, on his right front claw.

Behind them came two other members of his gang; the fat brown dragon named Bulldoze, and the violet dragon with blond hair named Rad. Like Garble, either of them has the mark of his guardian on the skin of his right wing. Bulldoze's is a blue rhombus-shaped shield on the red skin, and Rad's is the symbol of the Ventus Bakugan (just like Spike's), on the yellow-green skin. Behind them entered their guardians Tyranitar and Ventus Hawktor. The green dinosaur-like Pokemon Tyranitar has Bulldoze's mark, a brown rock shaped like the head of a mace, on his right claw. The green harpy warrior Hawktor has Rad's mark, a cloud shaped like a surfboard, on his right wrist.

The last to enter were the other three members of the gang: Daimundo (Dai for short), the albino dragon with pink eyes and spines; Haze, the grayish-lavender dragon; and Smokes, the black-and-green dragon. Each of them has the mark of his guardian on the skin of his left wing. Dai's mark on the pale pink skin is the E=MC2 Formula on a leg of blue iron, Smokes' mark on the lime green skin is the Tri Attack (a triangle with a yellow bolt, a red flame, and blue snowflakes for its three sides); and Haze's mark on the pale purple skin the Ventus Bakugan symbol like Rad's. Behind them came their guardians: the humanoid bird-ninja Ventus Ingram (Haze); the dark-colored, three-headed dragon Pokemon Hydreigon (Smokes); and the four-legged metal boulder Pokemon Metagross (Dai). Haze's mark on Ingram's left wing is purple swirling vapors. Smokes' mark on the forehead of Hydreigon's left-most head is a dark gray cloud. And Dai's mark on Metagross' left frontal leg is a white scale made of diamond.

Garble and Salamence looked up at Discord and Razenoid with Garble's arms crossing his chest and Salamence glaring before turning to the henchmen with an unimpressed look.

"These are the guys you said can help us?" Garble asked in disbelief.

"They look like regular dragons to me!" Salamence snapped with a sneer.

"Well, uh," Rad whispered to him matter-of-factly, "except for the various animal parts. Yeesh…"

"And don't get me started on the spider legs and freaky armor," Hawktor added with a shudder.

"I can see you're not too impressed," Discord said to Garble and Salamence with a smile before holding up his eagle claw as it started a glow.

"How's this for a demo of what we can do?" Razenoid added, holding up a glowing claw as well.

"WHOA!" The group then turned to see Bulldoze hanging upside down by the mace-like tip of his tail, which was glowing alongside Discord's talon as it floated in the air. Tyranitar was also hanging upside down by his tail that was glowing with Razenoid's Darkus energy.

"Crikey!" Dai cried with an Australian accent. "Bulldoze, how dya do that, mate?"

"I'm not doing anything!" the brown dragon answered, frantically flailing his arms around. "Get me down from here!"

"Metagross, you better put me down!" Tyranitar yelled at the metal Pokemon. "You know I hate heights!"

"It's not me, Ty!" Metagross protested in shock. "Honest! And if it was, my Psychic aura doesn't glow black!"

"Hang in there, bro," Haze said to Bulldoze with a Hispanic accent. He and Smokes then flew up to him to get him down.

"Like he and Ty have much of a choice," Ingram said to Hydreigon as they flew up to Tyranitar to get him down also. Taking it as their cue, Discord and Razenoid stopped their spell, and Bulldoze and Tyranitar fell on top of the two dragons and two guardians with a loud crash.

"Oooh…" Kaa and Hiss groaned with a wince.

"They are going to feel that tomorrow morning," Mewtwo stated, opening one eye with an expression of pain.

"That," groaned Genesect, "and throughout the whole week…"

"Hey, what's the big idea, dawg?" Smokes yelled, his accent like that of a famous rapper (your choice, but all I can think of at the minute is Xzibit).

"It's not my fault," Bulldoze protested as they got up.

"Dude," Hydreigon groaned to Tyranitar, "I think you broke my back."

"If you even say I'm fat," the large dinosaur growled, "you'll end up with more than a bad back."

"Not bad for dragon lookalikes with various animal parts and spider legs/dark armor, huh?" Discord asked, giving the shocked Garble and Salamence sly smiles.

"We can also give your surfer friend here a new hairstyle if you want another demo," Razenoid added with a smirk. Rad quickly covered his head in fear as Hawktor flew in front of him for protect him.

"Dude, no way!" the dragon yelled.

"No one…touches…the hair!" Hawktor growled.

"Hmph!" Hiss scoffed to Kaa. "And you complain my hat and cape issuesss."

"Right now," Kaa growled in reply, "I don't want to talk about or even hear it. Alright?"

"Alright, I'll admit it," Garble said, holding up his hands in defeat. "You got some skills on you." Discord and Razenoid smiled in reply as they sat back down onto their divan and pillows.

"Now I'm pretty sure you came to me for a…certain reason," Discord said to the red dragon.

"These four here said you can help us get Spike and Skyress back," Salamence answered, turning to Kaa, Hiss, Mewtwo, and Genesect.

"That's right.," Razenoid answered. "And your reason why?"

"They may be raised by a bunch of namby-pamby Ponies and their guardians," Garble spat in answer, "but he's still a dragon, and she's still a flyer. We want to intervene with this problem because they're still one of us…not to mention they're like a little brother and little sister to us when Salamence and I dubbed them Rookie Dragon and Rookie Phoenix."

"So you think a part of them still misses being part of the gang?" asked Discord

"Duh, we don't think," Salamence rumbled. "We know!"

"Well, I think we might have just the spell that will convince them to rejoin your gang," Razenoid said to them with a bit of thought, "but there's just one thing the fourteen of you have to do for us in return."

"And what will that be?" asked Metagross.

"We'll let you know after Razenoid and I had convinced Spike and Skyress to rejoin your gang," Discord answered before he and Razenoid back to Garble and Salamence.

"So," Razenoid then asked, "do we have a deal?" Garble and Salamence then turned to their gang, who shrugged with reluctance. Turning to each other with sighs of somewhat reluctance, they then turned back to Discord and Razenoid firmly.

"Deal!"