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Tigerstar was sitting in the Dark Forest watching T.V. when Hawkfrost came up and said " Dad when are we going to plot to destroy the forest?" " NOT NOW HAWKFROST I'M WATCHING T.V.," screamed Tigerstar. Hawkfrost ran away crying.
Somewhere else. "Daddy! Tell us a story please." Bumblekit mewed. " Yeah Dad tell us a story," Blossomkit pleaded " Well all be good," Briarkit added " Well okay, Have you heard the one where me and Firestar go save Windclan?" Graystripe asked. " Yes," the kits said in unison " Have you heard the one where I went to Narnia?" Graystripe questioned. "nope." Blossomkit answered. "Well one day I was walking through the forest when I tripped on root and hit my head real hard. Then for no real reason I started running real fast and I hit a tree and I fell down a hole in its trunk and I woke up in Narnia. I was then hit by a sled the witch that drove it was an evil person from a dead dimension or somein like that and wanted to rule Narnia. The End." Graystripe told them. " Umm we've got to go." Bumblekit backing away. "Wait don't you want to hear about the time I fought a sparkly vampire and won? Or the time I survived zombie apocalypse." Graystripe meowed as they left.
The kits ran to their mom " Mom I think dads crazy." Briarkit told her " I know honey I know." Millie told them.
In Shadowclan camp. " Blackstar the patrol- umm what are you doing?" Russetfur said as she walked into the leaders den as Blackstar hid an Edward Barbie behind his back. " Nothing I'm doing not doing any thing." Blackstar said " so what did the patrol find." Russetfur looked at him weird " What is that?" Russetfur asked him. "it's a vampire action figure." Blackstar told her. " Why is it sparkly? I mean who would be afraid of a sparkly vampire?" Russetfur meowed. "Its supposed to be sparkly!" Blackstar screamed " If you don't appreciate it you can leave!" Russetfur quickly walked out of the den
" Hey Tigerpaw I hear Blackstar actually likes Twilight." Dawnpaw meowed. "Wow," he meowed
In Windclan somewhere. "Dad look I saved the world from a comet." Breezepelt meowed. " Don't call me dad!" Crowfeather told him. " okay." Breezepelt said sadly " Hey Sedgepaw," he meowed as he walked past him " Mama's boy," Sedgepaw said under his breath. " Why does everybody hate me!" Breezepelt screamed as he ran out of camp. "Another one of his breakdowns." Crowfeather sighed.
Riverclan Time.
"Icewing Can we go see the elders?" Grasskit asked " Sure go ahead." Icewing meowed. " come on I bet I can get there first," Beetlekit boasted. " No you won't" Petalkit said as she ran past " hey no fair." Pricklekit meowed and raced out of the den after her. Grasskit dashed past Petalkit at the last moment " I win! I win!" he exclaimed. Beetlekit huffed and went inside. The other kits followed him. "Hello there kits." Swallowtail said " do you want to hear a story?" Stonestream meowed. " ah ha ha ah aha ha ha ha!" Screamed Heavystep "umm hold on we forgot something outside." Pricklekit meowed as they all backed out of the den. " I forgot the elders are crazy I know."
Hope you liked it. If you like Twilight okay I don't care but I don't want you all saying "You suck because Twilight rocks and you don't like it." Oh and I only looked at the Allegiances of Sunrise for this please report any errors in spelling or any thing Reviews will be worshiped like chocolate.