WOOO OH YES!! A KH2 fic! And guess what...it involves MINCE PIES!!
(Side Note: Actually contains no mince pies whatsoever).
Chapter One
Hello, You're Through To Castle Oblivion
"Hello, you're through to Castle Oblivion! gigglesnort This is Mansex - err, Xemnas! -whispering- Zexion, stop laughing! If you would like an escort, you have the wrong number, but apparently Marly is up for that sort of thing if you pay him enough -splutter-" -beep-
Message 1: received yesterday at 4:02 am
"RIGHT! Who recorded that away message? DEMYX!! As soon as I get back, your ass is mine! Um - perhaps I should rephrase that...well, you're in trouble, mullet boy!" -beep-
Message 2: received today at 7:19 am
"Hello? Roxas? See you in the dungeon again tonight. Bring some of that squirty cream in a can. Oh CRAP!! Scratch that! Scratch that! This is the wrong number! Whoever just listened to this, you didn't hear it! Got it memorized?!" -beep-
Message 3: received today at 9:43 am
"Did somebody order a pizza? This place has no doorbell." -beep-
Message 4: received today at 12:55 pm
"Attention. This is Number IV. Nobody attempt to break into the research lab. My latest experiment has turned me into a woman. You have been warned!!" -beep-
Message 5: received today at 2:30 pm
"-giggling- XEMMY LOVES XIGGY! -laughing fit-"
Message 6: received today at 6:05 pm
"As soon as I find out who spread the rumour that Axel is my uke, I'll...hit you with my Keyblade!! Yeah!" -beep-
Message 7: received tomorrow at 13:62 pm
"This is Number X! I've fallen and can't get up! Help!"