Reason for making this: B-O-R-E-D-O-M!
Voldemort, The Fast Food Manager
By SOSNoel
Chapter 1
(Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.)
"YOU!" A very ugly man walked forward the the counter.
"Dude... you're ugly." The cashier stared in awe of the man's ugliness.
"I'M YOUR MANAGER! Manager Voldemort." The manager was very irritated, so much that his eyes popped out.
"Oh... sorry, Mr. Manager Moldywart."
"VOLDEMORT! You stupid, Muggle."
"Oooh... I think someone needs a happy burger, fries, and soft drink."
"ARG!"
"Bye, Mr. Manager Pirate Moldywart!"
The man stomped away into the manager's office.
"URG! The insolent muggle... being an evil man trying to take over the wizarding world is much easier than this..."
Voldemort sat down on the very uncomfortable red chair and started hitting his head on his desk. At least.. until one of his workers came in.
"Umm... Mister Manager Moldywart sir."
"What do you want..., Crazy Muggle?" Voldemort said with a glare.
"My name's Keith, sir. Umm... can I have a raise?"
"Uh.. no.."
"I'll sing you a song for it."
"Don't."
"Okay.. Here it goes...
OH MISTER MOLDYWART SIR!
YOUR EMPLOYEE WANTS A RAISE!
OH PLEASE MISTER!
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE UGLY
AND PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND...
PLEASE SPARE ME A HUNDRED BUCKS!"
The man stood up and furiously glared at the poor 17 year old boy. If only Keith actually knew it...
"Go away before I kill you! NOW!"
"Be careful, Mister Moldywart. You might end up in juvy."
Voldemort fainted out of his employee's idiocy.
"Oh! Oh! I'll go call 911! ... Now if only I knew the number for them..."
Poor, ignorant Keith stared at the phone for the rest of his shift.
Yeah.. MUAHAHAHAHA! I was super bored...
Well... I think this is somehow funny.. I'LL PUT THIS UNDER HUMOR/PARODY!
Dedicated to Luchia, who says that I'm writing tragedy too much... or somewhere along those lines.