disclamer: i own nothing!! i wash it i did but noooooo i don't jkr and tyra bags did it all. Peas dont make fun i now at dis.
Each chapter will be in antm episoda format like dat but only like, a part
Tyra banks: Hello. i am tyrant blanks. im a tap model and half witch and half vampire i like to suck its fun. i start famus show Americas newt top model. i used muffles, but they sticnk. (a/n: jasween is a poop head!!! Hahaha lolz burn) so now i turn to withces in hoggywarts. i call is hoggy cause im a fatty and like pigglies LOTS!!! I audited girls from all over hoggywarts. only 12 made it. Lets eat them!!!!!
Thames strong plays. do ya wanna be on toppp? Na na na na na na naaaaaaa nana na na wanna be n top?
Screen shows a double pecker picking up 4 girls. Choc, Hermione, padma and parvati
Girls: laugh and say hello
Cho: hi im cho. ho, are you?
Hermione: hi im Hermione im good. in bed! Hahaha!
Girls on bus: hahaha yur funny!!!
Hermione (in crowsnest): i look funny but today thats high fasion. Yaya for busy hair!
Padma (in cornfession): Hermione is funy but she dont stand a chance a gain me. Im actually nice loking.
The screen now shows the bus picking up 3 girls and 1 guy. ginny, fred, pansy & luna
Gin, fred, & luna; Headgoo everyswine!
Pastry: ew I hate you all im the prettiest Eva!
Parvati: um fred yur a guy!
Fred; shut up hatter!
Cho: no really, you're a guy!!!
Fred: what!?! Noooooo cries
After a bit
Fred: I guess tht make s sensual. I always wondered y i was the only girl who had a dicky.
Ginny pats freds should.
Ginny; it's okay. Were gonna get you a sexy change
Fred & everyone minus that hoe pansy: yayyy!
Luna (in confression): I like to eat goat nipples.
The bus drives up to meet the last four girls. But it always kills them.
Girls waiting: AHHH HELP TYRANT!
Bus driver: oh poopshead
The bus ears off at the last moment thanks to some Wang work by tonks
Girls waiting: oh thanks gosh
The girls get on the bust. Its draco sister waterflower, tonks, lavender brown, & Eloise migden
Eloise: hi girls im excited to be her
girls & red; heyyy
waterflower to pasny; omg, she's even uglier than that beaver girl!
The girls cat while they are leaked to the first challenge
Tonks (in confession); im gonna win cause im nice and I can look like anyhoo even tybag
Bus gets clang
Dumbleywhore greets them
Dumblewhore: hello!! I am dumbles. I am gay. I like to stick my coke up other mens poopholes. Yayyyy. I will be your helper type person on shots.
Pants (confession (a/n for you know, I rite 'C' 4 now on when it's 4 confession): i hate gay pedos. Dumbledore is so old. Maybe hell die if I poke him
Fred(C ); dummle drawer is so cool. hes me idol. i want to fuck him. Maybe I shouldn't get a sex change after all?
Dumbledore: yur challenge is to that theres gonna we a runaway in the mdle of dragon alley. You walk onit with the clothes yur given.
Dumble pulls out his wand
Ddore: makuphairandfacus!
The girls now are all in their hair, makeup and clothes
Hermie ©: I had the prettiest blue shit on me.
Waterflower ©: I had to wear granny pants and some big black boobs um ew
Waterfrowner to dman: I am the prettiest girl hair…I wanna wear a shit like bucky the fucked up beaver is wearing! Not this ugly –
Dumb: YOU WILL WERE WHAT YOUR GIVEN BIOTECH!!!
Ginny 2 Luna: haha look at waterflower that girl is so dumb. peeps like tht dumb bith is y abortion should be retroactive.
Lulna: the moon shines brighters when the sun goes POW
Waterflow; I heard that you donkey fuker
Ginny; fine, im glad
Twaterflower: you jealsous cunt
Ginny; im not jealos. It's a shame your dad didn't use a condom
Cho ©: I couldn't belive thoae 2 dumb bitches were already fighting.
layingder ©: we met hour go!
hairy comes and separes them when they start to fight. ruinway starts. Padma goes first. Hermione, ginny, cho, luna, pansy,waterflower (trips) fred, honk, eliose, lavender and laskey parvati is the oder.
People watching; um dude they all suck. Gunny is 2 booby to be model. you kant see lavender shws so short
Other people watchig; heyy don't belittle her
After the show the girls are all happy
Elisoe (c0: I think I did really well
Waterflower; omggggggggggggggggggggggg you guys I tripped! And not the good kin of trip that involves LSD. Da bad kind.
Tyra comes to meet girl
tyL: basically, yall sucked mayors ass. But eliose and Hermione and fred.
Eolise Hermione and fred: ha sukers
Tyra: eliose, you win.
Other girls: nooo not fried.
Elly: yayy
Tyra: your priss js a snooping spree. You may pick 4 firnds.
El: fred & herm cause they also did well…luna, & gin
Picked pepps; yay
Tyra; now go take the speed!
they have fun shopping. they buy lots. fred bys 5 dresses.
Eliose ©: shopping was so much fun!
Laughinather © I hate elise. Her hare looks like pubic. That me knew name for her. Public hair. why not pick mee??
Tonks ©; i don't care that she didn't pick me. I wannta to touch my vagine in the restroom while think aout reams
the girls go to their house. It's big n grand. 4 rooms. the tyra room. The fleur room. The jandick room and andre j. the girls go crazy. they run around nekkid. Padma starts to give head to fred only he don't likeit. fred likes men. just like dumblewhore!
Lavennather to eliose: hey pubic
Eliose; um what did you call me
L-girl (i dunt know how to spell): pubic. Cuase that's what you r.
Eliose; you're an immature brat. go cut off your clit
Pamda and parvati and cho jump into the pool nekkid
cho; bets have lessie orgie., only no GIRL Aloud.
twins: okay.
The next day, tyra mails come is says some witty thing but kant think
Next day: foot shoot
Dumble: okay, we're shooting at madam malkins hos.
The girls get hairs and mack
Phtoshoot happens. I don't' feel like describing it. waterflower padma luna & lavender are bad. Ginny fred eliose and cho are good. the best are medi.
Patt©: if water get the chop, ill cry tears of really sad tears she sucked Im afraid. I hoe she don't get HIV! Hahahhaahah jk. but reall, I worredi
Luna: i did better than a snorlake iceskating
Herm: theres no such thingggg
Luna; yes
Herm: no
its time for elimination. The judges are fluer, tyra, Janice, and Andre J. guest judge is Neville im kickass longbottom
judges; hi
gurls; were scared
tyra; mwahhaha bow down to me minons aren't I great!?!? I can do it better than you cannnn lalalal I change the world alallala VASLINE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU
girls:..
girls; OMG TYRA WE LOVE YOU!!! LET US LICK YOUR ASSHOLE TYRA BANKS!!!!!!!
Neville ©: how the hell was I convicted into judging some stupid contest for a bunch of crazy retarded folk? i want 2 call my agent
Tyra; luna, your up first
Lunas picture apers
Tyra: u did this. You should have done this.
Luna; it's the same thing
Tyra; NOOO ITS NOT
Neville: yes it is
Tyra: zaps him with his wand
Neville: i helped defeated moldyshorts. no way in fuc im doin this. leaves
Jandik: im drunk wooooo
Fluer: I like it. the camera loves you
Camera: no i don't damnit!!!!!
Andre J: this picture is fab. Just like me!
Tyra: thanksk luna fred.
Freds picture appers.
Fred; before you judge, can I just say to Andre j that the idea of you really helped my thru my hardshits when I found out I was man.
Andre J: ur fabulous!
Tyra; this picture is fierce.
Flluer: um no
Dick: you need to show your titttties!!!!
Fred sadly i have none
Fred; wiat! I have a plain! Accio boobius! a pair of boobs come zooming into room & attack freds chest
Dick: yay, now you got boobs.
Tyra; waterflowe, it's ur turn
Jandick: THIS IS THE BADDESET PICTURE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFEEEEE AND IM 200!
Fluer: you're not as pretty as I am, but ur close.
Tyra: you stink like poo
Ander J.: sorry hon, your not fab
The judging continues untl everswan has gone. The judges deteriorate and then call the girls in.
Tyra: I have 11 ½ beautiful girls and ½ boy standing before my. but i only have 11 pics in hands. and these pics resent the girls who will still be running for witches next top model.
T:Ginny….
Ginny ©: OMW thank goodness
T: cho
T; Fred
T: luna
T: eliose
T: hemione
T; padma
T; the rest ofr the girls but lav and water
Tyant: Lavtherver and waderfowl, step forward. Each one fo you stand be4 me for diff. reasons. L: your pic was good but u men. Waderfowl, your pic sucks and yur men. Ill only call one name
Waderfowl
Pasty ©: that god my girllls stil here
Lavender: BULL
Tyra: Duh. That's wat this is all bout
Waderfowl: ha! Suck it, biotech!
Lavenfer says goodbye and packs
La © that was a dumb thing
Next week on britians next top witch…cool stuff happens!
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