In the beginning I didn't even like this song. I still don't like the video. But they play it every freakin' time I go bowling, and I am forced at last to admit the beat isn't half bad… okay, it's a pretty good beat. So here you are. You may find it mildly amusing to picture random 'bots gyrating and prancing around like video chicks.
Disclaimer: I don't own this song (and I don't really want to), and if I owned this series I'd put out some more games and some more merchandise already. *cough* (WHERE IS MY HEAT MAN DOLLY, CAPCOM)
(Proto Man)
Everybody get equipped!
Everybody get equipped!
(whistling)
(more whistling)
(still more whistling)
.
(Rock)
I must've taken over a thousand hits
I feel tired and I would love to quit
Maybe I've got a virus
Maybe I'll overheat
Maybe I'm just dragging my feet…
.
Program and reprogram
That means you're pretty bright
Trying to rule the world
You know that isn't right
We're insects in his sight
One way to ease our plight
Upgrade me, Dr. Light!
.
I've got to go and fight an old man
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He's an old man
He should be fishing
But I'm here wishing
That some of these traps were missing
I hate these death spikes!
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
But he's an old man
And he's a smart one
He must find this fun
I'll never be done…
.
Finished with my brothers
Busy building more or
Gone to steal some others
Who makes a spring man anyway?
I must admit it, he's quite persistent
Far too persistent
Heyyyyyyy~
.
Program and reprogram
That means you're pretty bright
Trying to rule the world
You know that isn't right
We're insects in his sight
One way to ease our plight
Upgrade me, Dr. Light!
.
I've got to go and fight an old man
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He's an old man
He should be fishing
But I'm here wishing
That some of these traps were missing
I hate these death spikes!
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
But he's an old man
And he's a smart one
He must find this fun
I'll never be done…
.
(Duo)
Peace and justice!
When you're a household 'bot
You expect to help with lab work a lot
But still, it's not too long a shot
To rise up when there's a madman who must be fought
And since he refuses to stay caught
Please keep on making sure the earth doesn't go to pot
Each time you blink there's a new octet
And he's still not out of ideas yet
So, copy powers from guys you beat
Use them on the next boss that you meet
Watch the heavens for more evil robots from space
And beware the series built just to break your face
Always more Mets and Joes to shoot or elude
Or stumble into
Not one human can do what you're doing
You're a strong kid, but don't be afraid to get new parts made
.
(Rock)
Call for Rush! Jump down, jump up
Cross a block or five, looks like five
I could use more lives…
.
Another 'bot exists with the copy ability
He claims to be strongest and dreams of beating me
He's always saying
How much he hates me
But we're a great team
.
Although he works for that old man
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He's an old man
He should be fishing
But I'm here wishing
That some of these traps were missing
I hate these death spikes!
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
He just won't give up
But he's an old man
And he's a smart one
He must find this fun
I'll never be done…
.
(Proto Man)
Everybody get equipped!
Everybody get equipped!
(whistling)
(more whistling)
(still more whistling)
THOMAS LIGHT
HAS A
BIG NOSE
Maybe they'd paint Forte white? XD I'm off to read Gigamix and sleep.