This is my first fanfic and i hope you guys like it. constructive critisism is accepted.

"All right Snivelly?" James called.

"He had his nose pressed to the parchment. There'll be great grease gobs all over it." Sirius sneered.

"Expel-" Snape tried to say,

"Levecorpus!" James shouted.

Down went Snape's pants revealing graying underpants. Snape inwardly groaned what would Lily think?

"Put him down Potter!" Lily demanded.

"Okay." James lifted the jinx and Snape fell.

"I got this Lils." Snape said as he got up.

James kicked Snape and sent him sprawling into the sand. He walked up to Severus as his kick sent him flying into the lakeshore's sand.

"Get up Snivellus." Said James.

"I don't need you to tell me what to do Potter." Snape said with malice.

"Oh, and why not, got Evans to do that?" replied James. "No, because THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" and with that he kicked Potter into the Lake (AKA Pit of Death).

Back in the castle, he met up with Lily in the Room of Requirement. "You always have to be quoting 300 don't you?" Lily said with a light chuckle. "Yep" said Snape fondly.

-Flashback-

One sunny afternoon in the summer of fourth year Lily and Severus had stopped at the bookstore in Diagon Alley after picking up their books. "300. Sounds like an interesting title." Severus said.

"BOO!" Severus whirled around, and threw the book at his attacker.

"Shit Sev, why'd you have to hit me with a book?!" exclaimed Lily.

"I'm really, really sorry Lily, s-s-sorry." Severus said.

"Snivellus already lost his girlfriend?" Sirius Black said.

"I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!" Lily screamed.

"Jeez Lily, I guess somebody's pissed off today." Sirius said backing up a few feet.

"Well Black, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. But, I guess you wouldn't know."

With that she stomped on Black's foot. HARD. "OOWWW!" Sirius screamed.

"Be lucky I didn't do more Black, because you'd be jinx and hexed so bad not even your best friends could recognize you." Lily hissed in the most Slytherin-like tone.

-End Flashback-

When Severus and Lily were done panting, they looked around the room.

"Well it seems to be kinda romantic." Lily commented.

In a moment of quick thinking and raging hormones, Severus said: "Shall we have a romantic candle-lit dinner for two?"

"We shall, dearest friend of mine." Lily said silkily.

"Indeed we shall. Hopkins!" Hopkins the house-elf appeared outside of the door and knocked. Lily got up and pulled the door open.

"Hopkins, how nice of you to arrive. Would you like to join us?" Lily inquired.

"Oh no sir and miss. Hopkins is only here to take orders for dinner." Hopkins said with a bow to Severus and Lily.

"Please, Sev? I really want to get to know Hopkins better." Lily said pleadingly.

"Yes, but only if he wants to have dinner with us." Severus said gesturing that Hopkins could come in.

"No. Hopkins will take orders though." Hopkins said in a slightly irritated tone.

"Oh." Lily said put out. "In that case, I'll have roast beef, mashed potatoes, and some pumpkin juice and treacle tart for dessert."

"I will have some spaghetti with meatballs, French bread, and some pumpkin juice as well." Severus said politely to Hopkins.

At the end of dinner, Snape had an idea. And he knew just what to do to get back at Potter, the arrogant toerag.

that's the end of the first chapter! please review, Caisic Bage thanks you