NARUTO DIARYS

Note: I am really bored in math class this is what happens when u eat candy in class and r VER VERY bored!! Thank you…

Italics r what happens in third person YAY THIRD PERSON

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Sasuke's Dairy (day 1)

OMG naruto kissed me!!!!!!!!! He is such a good kisser……. I didn't know he was gay too …or interested in me for that matter. I can't blame him I am Fucking cool as shit!!!!

I am really special cuz there's only one of me. Looks like my life is so damn awesome people are jealous of me!!! Yeah …..anyway I have to play hard to get he has to chase me if he wants me. O.M.G. sakura and what's her name? INO the hobo? Anyway there are such whores they are so desperate for attention…. DON'T THEY KNOW I AM GAY!!!

I must now go practice my avenger speech…. yeah. OH FUCK WHER IS MY MAKEUP!!!! I will get some later bye!!

later that day

like when I was buying make up I got some weed too…..I AM SOO HIGH RIGHT NOW!!! yeah…. Omg u know what I found…. I found out weed grows in my bathroom

MWHAHAHAH I will never be without weed now!! by the way bathroom weed is the best shit ever!!! Well anyway I am staring at the hot guy pic on my ceiling. Yeah u knows the one with the hot guy …and the tan… and abs…and nakedness…yeah. Like omg the weed makes him like 10x hotter …..FUCK I SOUND LIKE A SURFER!!! Sure surfers are hot and cool but they no like Sasuke….. so ..Sasuke no like them. Dude kiba just came bustering through my door…he is gonna steal my stuff again THE CHEATING BITCH!! Oh well he is looking at the random pornos I have collected. Oh well my dick is now 8 inches WOOHOOO!! Omg one time I hear this story where a guy had a dick that was 2ft long. I was like OMFG!! I want tacos later ….TACO BELL …DING!! Kiba wants to talk later! p

"oh my fucking god!! Sasuke you have gay, straight, lesbian, and animal pornos!!" (kiba)

"shut up…..i was experimenting" (sasuke)

they look at each other and kinda stare…..then all of a sudden kiba grabs the animal pornos and ran (me : wow kiba is creepy ………oh well back to the story!!)

sasuke stared in disbelief and shock at the door where kiba ran out then sighs and laid back down on his pillow and pondered what was wrong with his so called friend. Great he thinks he is a dog again …maybe akamaru is in heat…sasuke pondered then went back to writing.

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Naruto's dairy (day 1)

I am gonna be hokage BELIVE IT!. I will be hokage and cuz he is brave strong and awesome. He gets cool clothes and he gets POWER mwhahahahahh I WILL RULE THE WORLD. Plus…. He gets all the ladys and gay dudes I mean serisoulsy hokage is a pimp. I WANT TO WEAR THAT PIMP HAT ONE DAY!!! Kiba said I shouls go see him today…hope I can come over now.

Naruto grabs his orange jacket and heads off to kiba's house. He knocks on the door and no one awnsers you would think he would go away but since we are talking about naruto he didn't. He walks in and sees no one so he heads toward kiba's room when he hears moaning and barking

"WTF" (naruto)

He opens the door and well it was scary ………very scary . Naruto ran as fast a s he could home and picked up his dairy and started writing again.

O-o o-O he was…he was… HE WAS HUMPING AKAMARU !!!!!! My mind ahhhhhh the image wont go away. It burns us IT BURNS US. My pooor brain is even more scared for life.

1st kakashi sensei and his "thousand years of pain justu"

2nd kissing sasuke

3rd seeing akamaru being humped by kiba eeeeewwww

WHY IS EVERYONE HERE MESSED UP MENTALY !!! why….I must go find sasuke tomorrow

I WILL BE HOKAGE PIMP BITCHS!!!!