"Ow! Watch it Beverly, that's my scalp not Klingon hide!"
"Hold still, Will, I'm just spraying on some antiseptic. I don't know why you're carrying on so, it barely broke the skin."
"It nearly broke my head!"
"Now, Will, I'm sensing a lot of self-pity from you. After all it was only a bouquet."
"Only a bouquet with a tyrillium handle."
"Well you have to give her credit, she is a dead-shot."
"That's just it, Deanna, I thought according to ancient earth tradition these things were supposed to be thrown to the women. Where exactly did you think you were aiming, Leo?"
"Where it would do the most good."