Glee: The Perfect Nightmare
Please note that I don't own glee (shame) or any of the characters.
Chapter 1
Kurt Hummel sat alone.
He was a freak.
Purple tears streamed down his face – 'what the hell?' - He noticed an annoying pain at the centre of his temple, 'god, I need an Anadin!' – Kurt tried to move, but he found himself paralysed - stuck in the very queer position he was in, with one hand in the air with his hand limb and the other arm on his hip. Kurt, although alone felt embarrassed 'I look like a damn teapot!' he thought to himself as exasperation grew in the young Hummel's mind!
A violent vibration started around Kurt – he was doomed... or maybe not. The vibrations ceased suddenly – quickly replaced by excruciating pain from his temple, his head felt as if his head was going to pop at any moment – he knew that today was going to be the day he died – on his gravestone, he imagined an epigraph written by Karofsky – 'Here lies a fag'... 'How hypocritical of him!' thought Kurt furiously as all of his thoughts circled his mind as the pain grew, the drums that were tapping so quietly before, drums that he hadn't noticed until now – were beating so loudly that his ear drums felt that they might literally explode... he started to spin, round and round and round and round, 'WTF' thought Kurt as he felt his organs being torn apart inside of him – the pain was now unbearable, he was going to die. 'This is it, this is it, this is it'.
But what he didn't know, that in this world of nightmare and surreal fantasy, he was being
watched...
Chapter 2
Kurt caught a really weird sense of déjà vu as he span around and around – 'this is familiar!' Kurt thought to himself, he didn't know where he had felt this amount of pain before – for it to even seem familiar was bizarre. All of a sudden Kurt Hummel exploded, and in his place – where Kurt had sat 2 seconds ago, spinning around and around – was a unicorn.
Kurt was still here though, he must be - he was seeing through the eyes of the unicorn... wait... more than that – he felt what the unicorn felt... freedom. He no longer felt the need to...to be loved.
After coming to terms with his emotions – Kurt... the unicorn... the Kurticorn that he had become – he soon realised that he was in a Chinese garden. Colours of the rainbow were everywhere... 'This is sooo confusing' thought Kurt...
After a minute or two, Kurt felt the sudden urge to prance around the garden. As he pranced, he spotted a small pond – at the centre of the pond was a gigantic fountain – somehow it seemed out of place – a golden liquid was flowing from the fountain – 'this is surreal... WTF is going on?' he thought as he prodded his hoof into the golden liquid... at that moment - Kurt felt the earth beneath him shake – and for some peculiar reason he looked up and saw her – the most beautiful being he had ever seen – Kurt's horn began to glow, wait...no, it was beginning to spark – and then the being landed.
It was walking towards him.
She was reaching out her hand.
She touched the now enraging horn.
She was Gaga.
"Do not be afraid! Be strong. You are not a freak. You were born with your freedom!"
Gaga then turned towards the fountain; she was wearing nothing – this left Kurt unfazed – he was comfortable with it too! He had learned to see people for who they truly are, and not for what they may appear. 'She is so beautiful.."
As Gaga stepped into the pond – Kurt's eyes began to blur- He began to feel faint...
"Kurt" Said Gaga
"Kurt" said Gaga, again.
"Same DNA, but born this way!" she screamed as Kurt blacked out.