Grif looked at Church as he finished his call with the Chairman. They had just figured out the source of all of their recent problems.
"So.. what now?" He asked and Church looked at him.
"Yeah.. I haven't planned that far ahead, yet," Church answered.
"What?!" Tucker exclaimed, "You deliver some big speech at who is probably our worst enemy at the moment and you don't even think it all through?!"
"Hey! I was getting there!" Church argued, "I was too busy trying to make us sound imitating to the Chairman. I didn't have time to think it through!"
"... You are a fucking idiot, you know that?"
"I just needed a little more time," Church said, getting looks from everyone, "uh.. Here: let me think it through. I'm an AI, remember? I'm supposed to do these things."
"Just hurry it up."
-Pretty POV Switching Line-
Twilight Sparkle looked up from her most recent book. It was named "Advanced Spells for Those who are Worthy". She was reading a page about teleportation spells. Sure, she knew how to teleport, but she never found a good spell for long distances. She hoped that being an Alicorn would help with her magic, so she re-read all of her previous books as well as gotten new copies. She was outside, on a large field, surrounded by her friends as they had a picnic.
"Can't you ever put those things down?" Rainbow Dash, the more colorful pegasus of the group, asked.
"I know these aren't very important to you, but I'm trying to find ways to teleport long distances, and maybe take a few ponies with me," Twilight replied, looking up, "And I think I just found the perfect spell!"
It was a large book, and she was in the 'teleportation' section. She was going to try the spell she found when her conversation ended, but as she looked away, a particular breeze washed over them, and without Twilight's notice, flipped a few pages ahead, where she hadn't of read yet. The new heading read 'Universal Teleportation'.
"Yeah, yeah, all I hear is 'egghead' 'egghead' 'egghead' from you, Twi," Rainbow said, an exaggerated sigh following her words.
"Well, I for one find myself rather interested in what our dear Twilight has to say, wouldn't you agree, Fluttershy?" The white unicorn Rarity chimed in, now looking at the meek yellow pegesus she had refered to.
"Oh, yes," Fluttershy agreed, offering a smile. Twilight shook her head, a friendly smile on her face. She turned back to her book, forgetting to read the heading, and started on that page's spell, her horn glowing as she tried the magic.
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"Are we in agreement?" Agent Washington asked, looking amongst the Reds and Blues of Project Freelancer as Church finished the plan he came up with.
"Sounds like it would work to me," Church said, and Tucker gave him a look.
"That's because you're the one who made the plan, dipshit!" He said, glaring at the AI.
"Well, what do you think of the plan then, the oh so glorious Tucker?" Church asked mockingly.
"I say maybe. Maybe it will work, maybe it won't. Seriously, you can never know with us," Tucker replied, before the Red Team leader, recently promoted to an even higher rank, spoke up.
"I still think things would go better if we used my plan," he mumbled.
"Your plan sucked," Grif said, looking at his CO.
"It did involve killing Grif," Simmons said, earning a surprised look from Grif.
"Wait, you actually disagree with Sarge, and agree with me instead?! I'll say, that's gotta be a first for you."
"What about my plan?" Donut asked the group.
"I don't think any of us want to go into the details of that, Donut. No offense," Church said.
"Oh, come on, guys! You have to admit the part with the running b-"
"NO!" Everyone besides Donut said in unison. Everyone stopped what they were saying, as a purple light surrounded them for a few seconds. Grif got the courage to speak,
"Uh, guys? Are there supposed to be large purple lights surrounding us?" Everyone shook their heads slowly. They all felt the ground beneath them form into better terrain, soft grass with light soil underneath, of course none of them could feel this under the heavy duty armor they were wearing. As the purple light disappeared in a flash, the guys, and girl, looked around, surprised at their new surroundings. All around them was a vast, luscious green meadow, with flowers and rolling hills to top it off.
"Uh, guys?" Grif asked, and everyone snapped their attention to the orange soldier, "Why are there a bunch of rainbow colored horses around us?"
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(About 8 seconds ago)
Twilight clenched her teeth together, frustrated at how hard this spell was, even with alicorn Magic.
"Everything alright, dear?" Rarity asked as Twilight's horn glowed stronger than it ever had before.
"Everything's... Fine...almost... Done!" Twilight said as the spell drained her energy.
"Why aren't you teleporting.. Or at least starting to disappear?" Rainbow piped in, curious, as this was supposed to some some teleportation thingy. Twilight's eyes widened as she realized Rainbow had a point: why wasn't she teleporting? Her eyes flashed back to the book, and she read the heading, realizing that the spell she was using wasn't the same one she was looking at before.
Suddenly, many figures flashed into view from Twilight's magic, and the alicorn clasped to the ground from exhaustion, looking up to find that the figures were like nothing she had ever seen before.
"Uh, guys? Why are there a bunch of rainbow colored horses around us?" The one in orange asked. The six ponies gasped at the sight.
"What are those things?" Rainbow ask, taking a shaky step towards them, "A-And did they just speak our language?!" Twilight realized that they had indeed spoken their language, but how would they know it?
"Woah! Did that thing just talk?" The aqua colored one asked, pointing at Rainbow, causing her to let out a small squeak and dash back to the others. Twilight decided that if anything was going to be explained, she'd have to take charge.
"Ahem, uh, excuse me?" She asked, and all of the creatures looked at her, "Uh... My name is Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends. We are from a land called Equestria, and have never seen your kind before, but you seem to speak our language."
The creatures just stared at her for a while, before turning to each other and talking upon hushed voices. Then, they separated, looking at the one in black and yellow.
"Well, we are humans, from the planet Earth. We don't know how we got here, though."
Twilight blushed in embarrassment, "Yeah... Sorry about that, by the way. I kinda teleported you all here by accident."
"Accident?" Another one of these... humans... said. Though he looked smaller, and transparent.
"Sorry!" Twilight said again.
"Can you send us back?" The aqua one said, and Twilight shook her head, scanning the page again.
"No, I can't. This spell only said how to get you here. There's nothing I can use my magic for that can help you all to return," Twilight responded, sad that she just took these people from their home and now can't send them back.
"Oh, well that's just fucking brilliant," The orange one said, and Twilight winced a little at the curse. "Wait, did you just say 'magic'?" Twilight gave a small nod,
"Yeah. Uh.. Why, if I may ask?" She asked him, or at least she thought it was a him.
"Yeah, hate to break your little fairytail, but there's know such thing as magic," The Aqua one said, "Though I guess would explain why there are colorful talking horses with horns and wings."
"I like the pretty pegasus," The one in blue armor said, looking at Fluttershy.
"Oh, um.. thanks... I guess," Fluttershy responded, not feeling comfortable with these creatures.
"Caboose, shut up," The transparent smaller one said.
"So.. Uh... Would you like to introduce yourselves?" Twilight asked, trying to be welcome to the new "guests".
"No, thanks," The orange one replied, sounding bored.
"I am Washington," the black and yellow one said, "And these," he gestured to everyone else, "are the Reds and Blues." He pointed at the aqua one, "This is Tucker," he pointed to the blue one, "This is Caboose," he looked to the transparent cobalt one, "And that is Epsilon, though most call him Church. They make up the Blue Team."
Twilight listened carfully, trying to remember each if the names.
Washington spoke again, "Here is Red Team, made up of Sarge," he pointed to the red one, "Grif," he named the orange one, "Simmons," he pointed to the maroon one, "Donut," he looked to the pink one, "and Lopez," he pointed to a brown one. "And, last but not least, Carolina," One in teal armor stepped up.
"So..," Rainbow started, "Why are they divided into teams, or whatever. You having some sort of competition?"
"They find it more.. Natural, this way," Washington replied, using his words carfully. They stood in silence for a while, before Twilight had a thought come to her mind,
"Spike!" She called, and her baby dragon came up, waiting for what she would tell him, "I think a letter to the princess is in order."
A/N:
So, what do you think? I felt like ponies, so I made ponies. Don't judge me. Whelp, new chapter when I can finish it!
Be sure to read "Universal Teleportaion" if you haven't already! It's my main book right now.
R&R