The Storybook of Hogwarts
Disclaimer: I do not in any way possible own Harry Potter or the Potterverse as I call it. Copyrights would go to J.K. Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Warner Bros., and any other publishers that help made the book and movie series. I also do not own anything else related in crossover scenarios. And I only own my Original Characters and original plots I think up.
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This story is listed under the M rated category for safety reasons. Some of the stories seen here are either original, or are dead plotlines I decide to post up for the sake of love. D:
July 13, 2010: Title changed from "The Hogwarts Book of Ficclets" to "The Book of Hogwarts Stories".
October 12, 2011: Title AND Summary changed for a better audience attraction from "The Book of Hogwarts Stories" to "The Storybook of Hogwarts". Now complete with an intro story, written below.
January 30, 2012: Ratings Tag added.
"Huh? What is this?" you whisper to yourself as you reach up on the shelf, and take out a book that had a very familiar spine.
The book turns out to be The Book of Hogwarts. It looks just like what some students you see carry with them, hardcover, color, right down to the appropriate thickness. However, looking at the front of the book, you are surprised that the cover instead reads "The Storybook of Hogwarts". The initials confuse you: D.L.A.S.M.I. And the small etched symbol next to the initials is not like any seal you recognize. It was a gold circle, black filling the inside with a small stylized S curve, with a white slash mark crossing it at a ninety degree angle.
"Attention students, the library will close soon. If you have any books you wish to take with you, please have them checked out at the desk," spoke Madam Pince's voice magically amplified like a muggle speaking into an intercom at a muggle school. You decide to slip this into your book bag, and charm it sealed before grabbing the three books you originally were looking for regarding your studies, and wait in-line to check them out.
Finally, you leave the Hogwarts Library, and head to your common room, where some students are still awake but are planning to turn in for the night. You are still awake, needing to finish some important essays and after two hours, you're the only one left still awake with the fire place burning warmly, offering its own light. A small pulse of magic is felt, and you put your quill down. You blink towards your book bag, where you pull out the book you forgot. With a near heavy thump, it's on the table.
"I wonder what makes this different from what my friends carry with them," you say to yourself. And as you turn the cover open, you stare at a blank page, "that's it?"
And then, in spider-like crawling, ink begins to fill the whole page complete with a decorative art of leaves and curling vines. In a written fancy calligraphy, this message states to you an ominous warning:
Take heed, reader, as you open this book. Each memory interwoven into each different page is different and has its own short story, drabble, poem, or whatever you desire to call it. Never tear a page from this book or bad things shall befall you. You have been warned...
You stare at the strange book for a couple of minutes, debating on whether or not you wish to turn that hardcover page, before finally, you turn that page, unaware you accepted its unwritten oath of taking care of the book's pristine condition.
You begin to read...
~ The Index List ~
Page 1: Gunslinger (T)
Page 2, 3: The Day List of Severus Snape (K), An Interesting Jelly Bean Flavor (T)
Page 4: Harry and Alicia Potter (M)
Page 5: Wands and Duel Monsters (T-M)
Page 6: The Black Dragon Twins (T-M)
Page 7, 8: Advent Potter (T-M), Warrior of the Chozo (T)
Page 9: Storm Chaser Harry Potter (T)
Page 10, 11: Trouble Magic (T-M), Transfer Students (T-M)
Page 12, 13: Harry Potter and the ZX Warrior (T), Bounty Hunters (T)
Page 14, 15, 16: What Every Teenaged Witch Loves the Most (T), Agent Potter (T), How I Became Kagamine Len (K)
Page 17, 18, 19, 20, 21: Hermione's Writer's Block (K), Dumbledore's Random Event (T), The Oh So Many Ways to Hurt/Maim/Embarrass Delores Umbridge (T), The Alternative Death of Voldemort: Legend of Zelda Style (T), A Boy and his Twilight (T)
Page 22, 23: Reflections of the Mirror (M), Brotherly Affections (T-M)
Page 24, 25, 26: Potter and Greengrass: Bounty Hunters (T), Flying Rats (T), When World Wrestling Entertainment and Harry Potter merge together (T)
Page 27, 28: American Gangster Potter (T-M), Bebop Potter (T)
Page 29, 30, 31, 32: Hedwig's Bacon (T-M), Apparently the Earth You Know Is Not the True Earth (T), Harry and a Dementor (T), A Radically Different Harry and Hermione (T)
Page 33, 34, 35: What if Sirius Black's Brother Did Something Worse? (T), All Trash Goes to Incineration (T), Snape Buggers Who!? (T)
Page 36, 37, 38: The Belmont Descendant (T), The Ninja of Hogwarts (M), Draco's My Bitch (T)
Page 39: Harry Potter no Bousou (T)
Page 40, 41, 42: The Girl Who Kicks Ass (K+), The Foursome Lovers (K-T), Ki Fighter (T)
Page 43, 44, 45, 46: Me and my Darkness (T-M), Harry Potter and the Not Goblet of Fire (M), When Naruto Invades Harry Potter 1 (T-M), What Happens when Metroid: Other M Invades Harry Potter (T)
Page 47: Harry Potter and the Hunters (T)
Page 48: The Elven Warrior of the Lunar Society (T-M)
Page 49, 50, 51, 52: In Which Things Work Differently (T), Bolt 4 Life (M), Bukujutsu (K+), Another Metroid-inspired Oneshot (T)
Page 53: Harry Potter and the Neko's Adventure (T-M)
Page 54: Harry Potter and the Other Timeline (T)
Page 55: An Alternative Technological Universe (T)
Page 56, 57: Harry Potter's Paper Mario (K), Namikaze Harii and the Summons of the Alternate End (T)
Page 58: Magician Girl of Black Chaos (M)
Page 59: A Law & Order: SVU/NCIS/Harry Potter Quick-Shot (T)
Page 60: The Neko, The Reaper, and The Mage (T-M)
Page 61: How the War turned Bloody (M)
Page 62, 63, 64, 65, 66: The Denpa Wizard of Japan's Echo Ridge (T), Double Dragon Magic? (T), Harry Potter Black Ops (T-M), Orochimaru's True Identity (T-M), Minister Squiggles (T)
Page 67, 68, 69, 70: On Borrowed Time (K-T), If Harry Potter was a Ninja (T), Harry's Harem Funtime! (T-M), Undertaker's Apprentice (T)
Page 71: Magic vs. Chi (T)
Page 72: Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans: Celebrity Edition (K-T)
Page 73: This Is Why You Don't Hire Assassins (M)
Page 74: Harry Potter and Pokémon (K+)
Page 75: Something Final Fantasy Random (T)
Page 76: War Rages Magical Ki! Tom Riddle's Threat (T)
Page 77, 78: Incest and MILFs... WTF!? (T), An Intro to Harry Potter: Azkaban City (M)
Page 79: Omakes of Past Pages Part 1 (K-M)
Page 80: Lara Stephanie Taylor (T)
Page 81, 82, 83, 84, 85: Walkers in Europe (T-M), When Magicks Alone Decide Harry Potter Isn't A Martyr, It Is Best If You Don't Drag Him (and other look-a-likes) Back Home (T), Kagayaki no Seijōna Hane, Midori Hime (輝きの正常な羽、緑姫 Shine Brightly on Graceful Wings, Green Princess) (T), My Girlfriend Anko Mitarashi (T), Gotham's Newest Cat (T)
Page 86, 87: The Green Eyes in Black (T), Hello, I'm the Son of the Doctor (T)
Page 88: This Is The End (T)
Page 89: Strange Magic, Borders, Yukari, and the Pinkie Sense (T)
Page 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97: She's Not a Redhead (T), What If the Dursleys Didn't Take Care of Harry Potter? (K), Sanībēru Mahō Akademī (Sunnyvale Magical Academy) (T), The Fire Elementalist: Leo Flame (K-T), An Introduction of Technology to Wizards (T), Harī (T), Harry Gives Up (M), Harry Potter: Other M (T)
Page 98: Harry Potter the Geek of Hogwarts (T-M)