SUMMARY
The Thunder God Tribe. Lucy. Laxus. LALU. Quest. DRAGON KEYS!? PAIRINGS besides lalu WILL NOT be in detail but are as follows… Nali, Gruvia, Gale, Jerza, Freemi, everman, and bix is just a perverted player, for now. There are no new characters, as they seem to get me flustered, except perhaps on the dark/bad side, because we won't need to remember their names anyway. I reserve the right to make bixlow a woman though, if I see fit. THIS IS A LALU STORY! FYI, if you don't like the pairings, don't read it. It's as simple as that. This is also my first FANFIC, so PLZ don't be too harsh! I will take all reviews and suggestions into consideration, the more help the merrier and the more chapters you will get! RATED M FOR LANGUAGE AND LEMONS/LIMES…. YAY…. ENJOY!
Italics are for THOUGHTS
DISCLAIMER: HIRO MASHIMA OWNS FAIRYTAIL…*sighs*…. If I did there would be so much Lalu, Mira would burst from happiness…. EEPS!
LAXUS POV
It was just about dawn in the beautiful, quiet city of Magnolia. Well, that is until a loud noise erupted, only to disturb a very grumpy man.
BRIIINNG BRIIINNG BRIIINNG…WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE!….UHHHH…..MAKE IT STOP!
The alarm clock went off only to be zapped and mangled.
"DAMMIT!" says Laxus as he stumbles to his restroom to take a nice hot shower. How come gramps always pulls the guilt trip on me, so I have to do half of his paperwork, which by the way, lays there until 'I' end up doing it the next time around! I love that old man, but sometimes he really gets under my skin. Hopefully, he will have to go to a meeting in clover town today so i don't have to deal with him, as well as the paperwork. Guess I better get out of the shower and on with my day.
After he dressed, he left the house and walked sluggishly to the guild. It was approximately 7 in the morning, and he was almost to his destination when he smelled the sweet aroma of coffee. He, hardly aware, went straight into the coffee shop and proceeded to order the biggest cup of coffee they had. Just as he was about to walk out of the shop, "GOD DAMMIT! IT BURNS! BLONDIE, WATCH WHERE THE HECK YOUR GOING!," he shrieked, the coffee sizzling his skin.
All he had noticed was blonde hair bumping into him when he spilled his coffee all over his chest. As he looked down to see whom this mystery blonde girl was, he was taken aback as her brown orbs locked onto his. Of all the people to run into?! Why did it have to be her? God must hate me.
"I'm S-SO s-sorry. I didn't m-mean to make you s-spill your c-coffee. H-Here let me h-help y-you." She stammered while unbuttoning my shirt. All I could do was stare at her while she was undressing me. SHIT…what am I doing? Don't look stupid! Don't look stupid!…..AHHH! When she was finally done and actually took the time to look at her surroundings, her eyes went wide at the realization of Laxus bare-chested with her hands on his arm, proceeding to pull his shirt completely off. She pulled her hands back frantically. Laxus was so taken aback by her actions that he just stayed frozen to his spot since he bumped into her. It had all happened so fast.
"Geez blondie, if you wanted to see me naked, all you had to do was ask." He smirked, finally breaking the silence.
"S-shut up! I just t-tried to h-help and stop calling me b-blondie, your blonde t-too!" she tried to choke out, her cheeks the color of cherries, as her fiery, red blush turned into a scowl. "C-Can I buy you another c-cup of c-coffee?"
"Why? So you can drop it on my pants, and strip me some more" He stated rather rude.
"NO, just out of common courtesy. You JERK!" she snapped.
"Tch, whatever blondie," he rolled his eyes at her.
"Shut up, you oversized, thunder thigh heaving gorilla!" she said, sticking her tongue out at him. Little did she know, he was already in a grumpier mood than normal and on the verge of destruction. She looked up to see him, tongue finally back in her mouth and she gasped.
A vein was protruding from his forehead and he was shaking from the insult. Who was SHE to be talking to HIM like that? This girl was asking for it! I better slow my role. I already swore to myself that I wouldn't hurt my nakama ever again after my rebellion against the guild. UGH! This girl really gets under my skin, and she's just a little weakling. Hmm…. maybe, I'll just put her back in her spot. While scowling at her, he weighed the pros and cons of taking revenge on poor Lucy and with a final menacing glare, he instantly regained his composure, breathing deeply, so as to not do anything wreck less, especially this early in the morning.
He pointed a single finger at Lucy, who shrank even more, cowering towards the cashier for help, who was watching also shrunk from the whole scene in front of him that was unfolding.
"Your lucky I decided to spare you…." He smirked, as he continued, "BUT…. now you owe me a favor."
If Lucy could shrink anymore she would have. "W-What k-kind o-of f-favor?!" she almost screamed out.
"…. Whatever I want, whenever I want to cash it in." a huge grin appeared on his face at the sight of poor Lucy falling over with a ghost emerging from her mouth.