Disclaimer: Because I'm a rule following kinda gal, I'd like to inform you all that I don't own Total Drama and I'm sadly only a pawn in Chris's twisted game!
Once upon a time there was an amazingly beautiful princess named Courtney. Everyone loved Courtney because she was smart, attractive and a great ruler! She was told that one day she would be queen of everyone in the kingdom. You see, when Courtney was 10 years old, she was told she would need to be married to become queen. Her parents promised her to a family who had a son named Duncan.
Courtney thought she liked Duncan but later found out that he did nothing but cause her trouble! He was constantly stealing things from everyone in the kingdom! He also tortured his servants and had a criminal record. The day before the wedding, he decided that they would run off deep into the woods.
During this walk Duncan started arguing with Princess Courtney and stormed off leaving her lost in the woods. When she finally found him he was having sex with some troll who lived under a bridge! The Troll's name was Gwen. Princess courtney was soooooooooooo upset by this that she has that troll Gwen beheaded and made Duncan watch!
princess courtney still needed to find a new husband so she settled with a prince named Trent who played guitar a lot and princess courtney hated the guitar so she threw his guitar against the wall every time he attempted to play that stupid piece of garbage! princess courtney broke four guitars before trent finally got the idea that she disliked his music. they married and trent shut his stupid mouth and let QUEEN Courtney do whatever she wanted.
the end.
See? that was a really nice story! I made a bet with Beth that I could be a better princess then her! She's still talking about all that stuff that happened during TDA so I told her that I could write a way better story then she ever could. It's obvious that I'm the winner! My story had an amazing plot.