One day, Ruff Ruffman got a package from an unknown sender. Confused, the fat dog opened the package. Inside was a man with large eyebrows who was very sick. The man screamed, confused as to why there was a large anthropomorphic dog standing above him. This is the story of how Arthur Kirkland and Ruff Ruffman fell in love.
"Hey man, you okay" Ruff said, his dog eyebrows furrowed.
"FUCK OFF YOU MEME LOVING TWAT" said the man. (England is such a tsundere XDDDD)
Ruff's scruffy arms wrapped around Arthur's waist, making the british man squeal. Ruff laid the blond on his couch and fucking knocked him out.
Arthur woke up in the morning, obviously confused as to where the hell he was. Was he in hell? He did not know. Why was there a dog here? Arthur was hella confused.
Ruff was horny. His dick throbbed as he thought of the man's eyebrows going inside of his ass. How thick they were. Oh dear lord his accent was as thick as his eyebrows. He could not make a move until the man consented to it though.
Arthur saw Ruff's pulsing dick and was automatically turned on.
"Fuck me you sexy bastard" The personification of England whimpered.
Ruff turned to the man, and he climbed on top of him after he had gotten some perfume.
"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with perfume"
Ruff lathered his dick and Arthur's anus with the smelly substance, making Arthur moan. He then pushed his dick into his anus.
"OH RUFF" Arthur screamed as Ruff began to jerk the English nation off. His body felt like it was on cloud nine. Ruff's doggy fluids filled his asshole, and Arthur came onto the couch.
"And bam, my destiny was callin me"